HI my name is thomas i have a gf and love her to daeth but if you want to know somthing just message me ok have fun and PARTY LIKE A ROCK STARE

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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!

ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED

ROSES ARE RED APPLES ARE SOUR
OPEN YOUR LEGS BABY
AND ILL SHOW YOU SOME POWER

SEX IS A SENSATION
CAUSED BY TEMPTATION
WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION
INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION
TO INCREASE POPULATION
FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
YOU GET MY EXPLANATION
OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
HAHA I LIKE THEAS

stiks and stones my brake my bones
  but
wips and chains excite me.
So chain me up, and throw me down,
then you can show me how much you like me...

SEX IS LIKE MATH:
U ADD THE BED
SUBSTRACT THE CLOTHES
DIVIDE THE LEGS
AND HOPE U DONT MULTIPLY!!!

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
sooo... wanna hug?!

A Peach is a Peach
A Plum is a Plum
A kiss isn't a Kiss without some tounge
so open your mouth
Close your eyes
and give your tounge some exersice

sex is like a maths test......
me + you
subract the clothes
add the passion
minus the long talk
divide the legs
and multiply the orgasms

? Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends (i don't agree)
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away (i don't agree)
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go ?

Give me a hug
Give me the world
give me your heart
And I'll be your man
give me your smile
Give me your time
Give me your love
And I'll give you mine

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~~*The worst lie ever told is when you say i love you and dont mean it... If You Say That You Love Someone And Mean It Post This On Your Page.*~~

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get

we cud learn alot from crayons
some are sharp some are pretty some are dull some have weird names and all are different colours but they all have to learn to live in the same box
just think about that!!!

  Blonde Jokes
 (but they're not true for all blondes)

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp?
A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.

Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde?
A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: In a Blonde's mind what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers.

what does your name say about you?
A-Damn good in bed
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people
C-You're wild and crazy
D-You have very good personality and looks
E-DAMN good in bed
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in
H-You have very good personality and looks
I-Love is something you deeply believe in
J-Everyone loves you
K-You like to try new things
L-You have a nice ass
M-Success comes easily to you
N-Have a big warm heart
O-You love foreplay
P-You are popular with all types of people
Q-You are a hypocrite
R-You love foreplay
S-People think you are so sexy
T-You are one of the best in bed
U-You are really chill
V-You are not judgemental
W-You are very broad minded
X-You never let people tell you wat to do
Y-You are one of the strongest out there
Z-You're super cool

SOME BANDS I LIKE

Ac/Dc
Aerosmith
Armor For Sleep
Avenged Sevenfold
Beastie Boys
Black Sabbath
Blink 182
Bon Jovi
Bowling For Soup
Buckethead
Cheap Trick
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
Darkness
Def Leppard
Disturbed
Duran Duran
Eagles
FM Static
Fall Out Boy
Fleetwood Mac
Flogging Molly
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Franz Ferdinand
From First To Last
Garbage
Godsmack
Green Day
Guns 'N' Roses
Hawthorne Heights
HeavyHeavyLowLow
Hellacopters
Hellogoodbye
Hinder
HIM
Jet
Jimi Hendrix
Journey
Korn
KISS
Killers
KMK
Lamb Of God
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Marlyn Manson
Maroon 5
Matchbox Romance
Metallica
Motion City Soundtrack
Mushroomhead
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Nervna
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
Offspring
P.O.D.
Panic! At THe Disco
Papa Roach
Presidents Of The USA
Puddle Of Mudd
Quiet Riot
Radio Head
Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Relient K
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Rolling Stones
Sences Fail
Shinedown
Slaughter
Slipknot
So*Cal Trash
Something Corporate
Starting Line
Stone sour
Story Of The Year
Sublime
Switchfoot
System Of A Down
Taking Back Sunday
Thrice
Tool
Trivium
Twisted Sister
Used
Valient Thorr
Van Halen
White Stripes
Yellowcard
3 Doors Down