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2010-05-01 12:28:06

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Ever had that feeling where you just did something or said something that just made you look like a fool in front friends or just some random folk? Well that is called a blonde moment.A blonde moment is when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence but like I said not just blondes get these moments red, black and brown heads get them too.

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I found this online and I found it so funny! Please remember that Blonde Moments are also known as BM.

Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess

Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity

Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.

Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.

Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM

Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake

Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I will pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!

Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy

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Members of the BM (Blonde Moment):

1. [Tis gone but never gone] I have weekly or even dayly BM's! >.<
2. [Away forever, bye] I'm like so blonde and I love my BM's :D
3. [Cerulean Sins] Yeah...I'm not a blonde but I do sometimes have a blonde moment >.>
4. [GlassCasket] WTF?! Where do all these perverted cartoons come from?! >.<
5. [**Yummy**Mummy**] i had a bm like 10 mins ago i was looking for the sugar and the first place i looked was.... the fridge XD
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2010-05-01 [Tis gone but never gone]: Whoot ^^

2010-05-01 [GlassCasket]: seriously who makes these things?

2010-05-01 [Tis gone but never gone]: I have no idea XD I just found then online ^^

2010-05-09 [GlassCasket]: Soo...The other day i was with my friend Ed and we were walking around the mall. He asked me to give him my sack and i was like, "WHAT?!" he meant the hacky sack we were playing with earlier.

2010-05-09 [Tis gone but never gone]: Epic XD

2010-05-09 [GlassCasket]: I know xD

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