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Welcome to THE^SQUIRREL's ACORN! If you want to ask a question, just put it in a comment and I'll answer it.
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(1) What is your name?
Talk to me and maybe I'll tell you if you ask.

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(2) Hello!?
Hi? How is yous?

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(3) What is Brittany Spears' bra size?
Um...hold on one sec...(aside)Hey, Brittany, what's your bra size? (sound of smacking and much screaming)...I'll...get back to you on that, mk? (thump)

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(4) What is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden african swallow?
I...I don't know that...(yaaaaahgh! as he goes flying into the air to advantures unknown.)

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(5) Do you own a chicken?
No, I don't. Not yet anyway.
Hey, guess what? ...I HAVE A CHICKEN!

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