So this is something that me and my 'servant' used to do all the time is just write down as many random things as you can :D

It's simple all that you have to do is write a story but it has to be random AND make some degree of sense :D

Anyone can write and have fun ^^

This story will be published in Elfpack's Fanfiction's so help me write it damnit :D

Anything can happen in this story besides killing off characters ^^

The Story is just whatever you put so you could put anything and bring in any characters you want woot :D but know that once you bring in a character anyone can make the character say/do whatever they want :D

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The Book of Nonsense

Authors:

[wolvie]

[ArtworkA]

[Ritsuka-Kun]

[BloodRose]

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"The bacon is not your friend..." the voice came from everywhere, Logan looked around in fear, trying to figure out who was making this ridiculous claim, he knew damned well that bacon was his friend >,< how dare the voice deny it.
Then all of a sudden, a flying pickle came and hit Logan's nose which greatly startled and frightened the poor man, Gahhhhh I hate pickles their pure evil! he made a mad dash for the door which unfortunatly was made of toothpaste and wouldn't open.
So then he deicde to go out the window, but sadly it was made of pickles.
He was terribly sadnedd by this terribleness but then all of a sudden he woke up and looked around his doomy room of doom.
"Its only a dream...." Logan stops looking down and sees a pickle. But not just any pickle...it was a demon pickle of Dogtopia!
The pickle seemed to grin a doomish grin at Logan who quickly covered it with a spare blanket then looked in the mirror, -,- big bad wolverine...afraid of a pickle -,-
Logan trys to ingore the evil pickle, but the evil pickle as climb out from under the cover.
Logan o.0 then jumps on a chair and shakes, "Go away pickle >,<"
Logan's freaking amazing and totally badass dog fluffy looked up then trotted over and calmly ate the pickle :D
Logan gets down from chair happy pickle is gone
Fluffy wags his tail and pounces Logan, licking his face in victory
And randomly Rogue pounced Logan.
Which greatly angered Fluffy for he wanted Logan to himself, I must get rid of this Rogue but how ooooh catnip that's what I'll do :D the dog thought evilly
Rogue raised her brow at Fluffy, "Logan your dog wants to get rid of me T.T"
Logan frowns and tilts his head looking at Fluffy who is now rolling on his back looking uber cute, "What makes you think that foolish Rogue?"
Rogue points at Fluffy, "he was just glaring at me...then again he glares everytime i touch you" she places her hand on Logan's shoulder.
Fluffy stops rolling around and growls at Rogue a little.
Logan frowns, "Fluffy quit that" he says then throws a random pickle for Fluffy to eat.
Rogue, "you touched a pickle? i thought you were afraid of them? i dont like barbies >.>"
Logan shivers and nods, wiping his hand clean on Rogue's shirt, "Your right gah damned pickles" he shivers again then whimpers, "Hold me?"
Rogue -,- when Logan cleans his hands on her shirt, "you're lucky you're cute anyother guy did that i'd hurt them" she giggles, "of course i'll hold ya :D" she puts her arms around Logan.
Logan smiles at his genius plan and leans against Rogue, "And for the record I do not fear pickles >.<"
Fluffy trots back and drops the pickle on logan's lap.
Logan jumps a foot and squeaks in fear, "Get it off!"
Rogue nods, "alright ya dont" then she looks at Fluffy, "no fluffy logan is allergic to pickles" she picks up the pickle and tosses it out, "there all gone ^^"
Logan sighs in relief, "Thanks Rogue how can I repay ya?"
Fluffy barks and runs off to eat a sock
Rogue smiles, "you dont gotta do anything"
Just then a dancing bananna comes crashing through the door "Dance with me Logan or I shall steal your rubber ducky" He says in a high pitched voice
Rogue eeps and hides behind logan
Logan jumps a foot then growls and pushes out his claws, "Noone steals the ducky >.<"
Rogue sits on his bed squeaking the rubber ducky.
The bananna laughs "Then dance!"
Rogue giggles, "i wanna see logan dance :D"
Logan growls but retracts his claws and does an epicly lame dance of lameness that scares Fluffy terribly
Rogue :D, "best dance ever ^^"
Fluffy looks at Rogue like she's crazy.
Logan smiles then eeps and hides behind Rogue when a pickle flies in
Rogue smiles back then epicly swats the pickle somehow turning it into a choclate bar, "sweet :D magical tennis racket"
Bananna gives a maniac laugh and steals the ducky "Come my evil minions!" he yells. Pickles come from everywhere and run out with him
Rogue, "awe T.T" i know i'll get him a new one :D
Logan grins at the chocloate and grabs it then see's the banana steal his ducky >.< "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" V.V then cries softly with sadness
Rogue, "dont worry logan :D"
Logan looks at Rogue in his epic sadness emo mode, "But...my ducky...V.V"
Rogue holds up another ducky, "look! i got ya another one :D see its even got a little collar so you can walk it?" she giggles.
Logan looks at the ducky :D, "It is kinda cute..."
Rogue smiles and nods, "and it has a little dog id it says rogue :D. see your own little rogue"
Logan smiles back, "I love it :D"
Rogue giggles pouncing him again, "yay"
Logan somehow gets knocked out by her pounce V.V
Rogue eeps and quickly tries to wake up logan.
Logan doesn't wake up for he only wakes up if pie is offered and he's pretty sure that Rogue is not a pie
Rogue, "fuck all i has is this pie scented cleaner >.<"
Logan opens one eye, "Pie?"
Rogue, "pie scented cleaner"
Logan, "Oh" then passes out again X.X
Rogue -,- then goes and makes him a pie.
Logan sits up and smiles, "WHat kind is it?"
Rogue smiles back, "your favorite :D"
Logan, "Chocolate banana?"
Rogue nods, "of course only teh best for you"
Logan smiles and takes the pie then smashes it on Rogue's face :D "Beautiful :D"
Rogue eeps then takes some of the pie smearing it on Logan's face, "even better"
Logan chuckles, "If ya say so" which is when Victor walked into the room and farted loudly then giggled, "I tooted :D" he says in victory then runs off :D
Rogue -,-
Then for some unknown reason Ifrit pounces Victor.
Logan, "That was...freaking disgusting..." he says looking sick
Victor eeps and looks up at Ifrit, "OMFG your a doggie :D wait I'm a kitty :-0 Noooooooooooo no eat me V.V"
Rogue, "lets go somewhere else"
Ifrit is already attempting to paint Logan's room pink
Logan smiles, "Alright but where?"
Victor sighs in relief then throws tomatos at Ifrit
Rogue smiles back, "My room :D"
Ifrit noms teh tomatoes in mid-air.
Logan, "Pfffffft fine then :D"
Victor 0.0, "Will you be mai shiny?"
Rogue, "fine we wont"
Ifrit wags his tail, 'yesh :D"
Logan whimpers all uber emo like, "But I wanna V.V I wanna go to your room and have fun V.V"
Victor smiles, all evil genius like, "Excellent"
Rogue, "well alright lets go"
Ifrit is tryin to kill teh air.
Logan :D then rushes to Rogue's door and runs into it V.V
Victor see's an army of evil cheeto's coming and hides behind Mr. Ifrit
Rogue, "awe" then opens the door, "I'll make it better"
Ifrit eats teh cheeto's.
Logan rubs his nods and smiles, "You will?"
Victor, "Omg...you ate Jimmy! >.<"
Rogue smiles back and nods, "i will"
Ifrit >.>
Logan smiles happily :)
All of a sudden the ballon monster came and made a mad attempt to epicly eat Victor
Victor jumps out of the way and says "Ha!"
Mr. Clean comes out of nowehere, "LOOK AT MAI BRIGHT SHINY BALD HEAD :D" he shouts happily then prances off in his fairy costume made of dirt :D
Victor stands there thinking, What the hell?
Ifrit gets angered and throws a pickle at Victor, "Bastard admire my hotness >.<"
Rogue giggles.
Victor O.O -,- "No you bastard you admire mai hotness >.<"
Logan, "Wha? What'd I do?"
Ifrit gasps!, "I'm much hotter then you you bastard >.<"
Rogue, "Nothin"
Victor, "am not"