The closest thing you have to a turn signal is a flashlight & your buddy making sound effects. - [DroopySleepy]

Your breast size is bigger than your girlfriend's. - [DroopySleepy]

You think a white painted wall is a big piece of paper. - [Lord Skrags]

Your truck size is bigger than the size of you IQ. - [DroopySleepy]

You would mow the grass with a pair of house scissors. - [sexy vampire]

The closest thing you have to a Glory Hole, is a fence w/ a hole & a guy's package sticking out on the other side of the hole. - [DroopySleepy]

You carve the letter "X" on the side of a box & expecting to be able to play games on it!. - [DroopySleepy]