Clash of the brothers

alright, Rodney... let's just dish it out

John: -wakes up from a nap- -finds dog shit in shoe- "Oh hell no... RODNEY!!!"
Rodney: -sitting in his room sniggering to himself-
John: -grabs shoe and storms out of his room- -stops at Rodney's doorway- "What the HELL IS THIS?" -holds up shoe with dog shit in it-
Rodney: -laughing- "It's your shoe I guess, what did you think it was? Your cow bell?"
John: -smiles- "Yeah, I guess so. Let's ring it." -dumps shit on Rodney's floor- "Ding,... ding... ding."
Rodney: -stares at it- -looks up at John- "Aw hell no man,..." -looks at it again real grossed out like-
John: -laughs- "Hey man, this was all on you. Don't be playing in shit you don't want in your back yard." -laughs and walks away- -yells while walking- "Have fun cleaning!"
Rodney: -looks at the shit grossed out like- "Oh yeah, I will!" -gets up off bed- -steps over shit to get a papertowling out of kitchen- "You were probably hoping I'd do that." -talking to self-
John: -over heard- "Yeah I plan all this stuff out in my dorm at college. I sit there instead of studying and think, 'uhmhmhm, what should I do if Rodney dumps dog shit in my shoe? hmm..." -eye roll- -gets a dew out of the fridge and opens it-
Rodney: -glares at John- "You probably do..." -rips off a peice of paper toweling- "You probably sit there in your underwear waiting for your cat to bring you some love while your thinking too..."
John: -gives a 'wtf' look- "Yeah, because you can bring cats to college with you..." -takes a swig of Mountain dew-
Rodney: -nods- "You don't listen to the cops, what should lead me to believe you'd listen to anyone else?" -laughs-
John: -smiles- "Cops shouldn't be listened to half the time." -takes another swig of dew- "They aren't the ones educating me." -starts to walk away- -flicks Rodney in the face- "Besides, why would I listen to them tell me something I've heard before? I learn new things in college... I already know I'm a stupid drunk." -starts to walk into the living room-
Rodney: -follows- "Well you're a slow learner,... maybe they think you're not listening. Well, fuck that; obviously you're not." -makes a retard face- "Hey I'm John, a little hard of hearing, could you cuff me and throw me behind bars? It makes me learn a little quicker!"
John: -smiles- "Oh yeah? Good for you John!" -turns around and shakes Rodney's hand- "Nice to meet you, and I hope you learn quicker in jail. Hmm..." -turns around and sits on the couch in the living room-
Rodney: -watches him sit down- -shakes head- "I hope I do too... quicker than you anyway..." -goes to room to pick up dog shit-
John: "If it takes me this long Roddo, it should probably take you about fifteen times at least. Have fun!" -flips the tv on- -teletubbies come up- "Aww, Roddo likes to watch widdle kid shows?" -asks mocking like-
Rodney: -rolls eyes- -picking up the dog shit- "I flipped to that channel for you... and as far as I can see, you like it. You're already entertained." -smiles and gets an idea-
John: -flips the channel- "Well you got me there didn't you? I just proved my point... your kind of like the bitch of the family!" -laughs-
Rodney: "I don't really get your drift..." -starts to walk out of room into Johns room happily with idea in head-
John: -sniggers- "It means you please me to make fun of you! You like it!" -flips to south park-
Rodney: "Ye, that's it. You got me!" -drops the shit behind his door-
John: -looks down the hall at Rodney- "What the fuck are you doing in my room?"
Rodney: -looks at John- "Putting your shoe back..."
John: "You see, that would make sense if you had my shoe when you walked in there...what are you really doing?"
Rodney: -shrugs- "Getting a popsicle."
John: "Now, thats what you usually say when you're doing something gay..."
Rodney: "What?!" -grossed out like-
John: "What the fuck are you doing?" -gets up off couch and walks towards room-
Rodney: -walks out of room and runs for outside-
John: -can smell shit- "Oh hell no you didn't... where'd you put that shit Rodney?! I can smell it!" -looking around-
Rodney: -already in the garage with it locked-
John: "Oh you're a dead man!" -checked behind the door and found it-
Rodney: -looking out the window expecting John to wam the door down-

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role play members:
[youth of the born one]-John
[POP goes the cork screw]-Rodney