I am... Oh, f* this, why do I owe you an introduction, anyhow?



If you wish to see some REAL as well as INTERESTING art, this is the place to go- [birdsong].



Welcome to my house. (^ ^)
Now that you've seen it,

Go home!

What, exactly, do you do with those "bullets" anyway??

Due to the fact that Elfpack does not yet have a stupidity bar, nor an age bar, and it does not take a license and a head exam in order to send messages, I'd like to introduce you to the
10 commandments of a conversation between humans

Do

1.Speak kindly

2.Drag your text to the "word office" for spelling check- I promise you it is not so complicated.

3.Speak in WHOLE WORDS. I assure you that this doesn't take a university diploma either.

4.Message people when you actually have something to say to them, rather than "*grin*, "*lol*" and the ever memorable "hi".

5.Do read, and I repeat, DO READ people's description and what they have to say, before contacting them, or you'll be wasting your time as well as other's


Do Not

6. Do not send rude notes to people, even if those people call themselves "Hot chick69", or "sexy 96". THERE ARE OTHER PLACES that were meant for this kind of stuff. (They're called "porn sites").

7. Do not write shortened, miss-spelled and miss- grammar words, making it impossible for the receiver to read!

8.Do not send messages that say "Hi". The answer will not be: "oh, my god, how did you know I was waiting for you to say hi to me?" It will either be "hi", or "get lost".

9. DO NOT ADDRESS PEOPLE WITH ONE WORD MESSAGES!

10.Do not skip reading no 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. Can you see this? :    READ
Good, you're doing well. Now continue.



"A word is dead
when it is said-
some say.
I say
it just begines to live
that day"

(Emily Dickinson)



By believing, one sees...



An interesting parable...

Chocolate Candies With God

A young boy had one day decided to go out on a journey to find god. He knew that it was a long- long road he was about to take, and therefore he filled his back pack with some chocolate candies and a few soda cans, and hit the road. Around noon, as he was passing through a lovely grassy park, The boy realized that he was exhausted and hungry, so he sat on a bench, underneath a thick branched oak tree, and it wasn't until a minute or two afterwards, that he had noticed the old poor looking man who was sitting silently on the other side of the bench, looking at him with his big sad eyes. The boy looked back at the old man, and then opened his back pack, pulled out a chocolate candy, and started eating, only then had he realized that the old man's big ancient look was still pointed directly at him. The boy was unable to enjoy his meal, nor his rest, that way, so eventually he pulled out another one of his few remaining chocolate candies, reached for the old man's hand, opened his palm and put the chocolate bar in it. The old man's expression has changed at once, his eyes shine with a gleam of youth, and a big- big smile stretched from one side of his face to the other, and ate the candy. The old man's smile was so lovely, and so bright and so pleasant, that the boy gave him another chocolate bar, just because he wanted to see it again. The old man smiled his big smile once again, and this time, spread his arms and gave the boy a huge hug. Then, as the boy got thirsty and pulled out a soda can, he did not think twice before handing one over to the old man, as well, who took the can and smiled at him once more. So they set there, on the bench, under the big oak tree, and the sun slowly began to set over the horizon. As it got dark, and the old man got up and went on his way, the boy looked in to his bag, and saw that he did not have any foods or drinks left. He threw the back pack over his shoulder on his back, and headed back home. As the boy got in the house, his mother, seeing the grin on his face, asked him: "well, did you find god?" And the boy answered: "Yes, I did, and he has the biggest smile I have ever seen". At the same time, in some other place, an old man has entered his home, smiling from ear to ear. His wife, who saw his joy, giggled at him and asked: "Any luck finding god today?" "Yes", the old man answered, "and you know what? He is so much younger than I thought."




Words to live by.


 *Looks at the red errors covering her page and scratches her head, helpless*
How did it come to this?? Okay, I can't fix it and am beginning to lose my patience here, so try to be forgiving and pretend that those are colours I got by donating for EP... Look, it even looks nice, if you try really hard....


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"[May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.]"
- Neil Gaiman.

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"[If more of us valued food and cheer and song, above hoarded gold
it would be a merrier world.]"
-J.R.R Tolkien.


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"Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread,
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight."</center>
-J.R.R. Tolkien.

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And also, special thanks to Dela's graphics.