[Kempism laws]

no wearing anything but youre underwear in youre own home if you are alone,

no eating mayo on it's own,

no wearing anything that's not fabulous,

no listening to madonna,

no tracksuits,

enjoy life!!

no emo/depressive talk or self harm will be tollerated,

steal, only if nessacery,

robbie williams is not GOD, however he is the best entertiner the world will
ever see and therefore should still be recignised as a god,

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[Hate is always there after love and sadness. It's always there to power the growing anger inside the broken heart or soul. This is where I get my life... this is where I get my power!
~Vegeta ]

Two guys in a car:
BUMP!
What was that
-[A chav]
BUMP!
What was that
-[A Chav]
BUMP! BUMP!
What was that!
-[Had to hit the curb to get that one]


im a lazy bastard, end of story... u wana know anythin else about me then read on, iv'e updated ^_^


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[RANT!!!!!!!!

MADDONNA IS A STUPID BITCH WHO IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF EVRYTHING I FUCKING STAND FOR!!!!!!!!! THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE READ THE METRO THIS MORNING WILL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING... WELL, TYPING ABOUT!!!!]

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[these are some songs i wrote ^_^ lol enjoy em ^_^...]

pack and leave

my back is breaking,
from this weight i'm baring.
having to,
pretend i'm caring.
your'e always there,
it's getting scary.
even when,
i'm getting leary.
with all my good friends,
in the back room.
you gotta stop this,
wer'e so doomed.

i really feel smothered,
yeah you don't need to bother.
it's getting hard to breath.

i really feel so small,
your'e kinda like my mother.
will you just pack and leave?
(i'm wheezing)
pack and leave!

i am suffering,
i cannot help it.
your'e on my mind,
and i can't get you off it.
between the hugs,
and between the kisses.
iv'e lied so much,
i even said "i miss this".
what we have sucks,
too many twists and bends.
i really hate this,
can't we be friends?

i really feel smothered,
yeah you don't need to bother.
it's getting hard to breath.

i really feel so small,
your'e kinda like my mother.
will you just pack and leave?
(i'm wheezing)
pack and leave!

i don't know why your'e like this,
after all i'm not that great.
i know you need someone,
to be with you through all the hate.
i know it's not fair,
and i know you love me.
i'm sorry but,
this life's not a fantasy!

and neither am I!!!

i really feel smothered,
yeah you don't need to bother.
it's getting hard to breath.

i really feel so small,
your'e kinda like my mother.
will you just pack and leave?
(i'm wheezing)
do me a favour and leave,
why won't you pack your shit and leave?
you know what? screw it I'LL pack and leave!

[have you ever.

have you ever wanted to just go?
break away from this life of yours?
life's just not fair all the time,
cuz when it rains it pours.
do you wanna travel over to figi?
sit with a drink in a condo?
feels like the world's on your shoulders,
have you ever? well have you ever? woah!!

have you ever?
well have you ever?
ever been fed up of life?
have you ever?
well have you ever?
ever felt like turnin' the knife?!

think about it we could run away.
our heads up in the clouds.
well' become famouse well' be great.
and make our parent's proud.
but the reality's not bright.
it's not quite as much fun.
i wish it could be the way it is in my mind.
me and you, me and you on the run!!

have you ever?
well have you ever?
felt like runnin' away?
have you ever?
well have you ever?
ever had it that bad anyway?!

now i know you like it like this.
feeling like it's not your fault.
but you know and i know the truth.
your dreams are coming, to a halt.
we could be out patying till dawn.
but well' stay in all night instead.
everyone will brand you an emo fool.
and youll' cry yeah, cry in your bed.

have you ever?
well have you ever?
cried youself to sleep?
have you ever?
well have you ever?
felt like cuttin' yourself real deep?

real, real deep...

have you ever?
well have you ever?
ever been fed up of life?
have you ever?
well have you ever?
felt like turnin...
ever turned the knife??!

have you ever?!
well have you ever?!
felt like runnin' away?!
have you ever?!
well have you ever?!
ever had it that bad anyway?!! ]

Wasted years


Weekends come and weekends pass, its all a waste of time,
You’ll sit in bed on the cold winter nights all your memories come to mind.
Memories of forgotten summers, washed away with booze,
Memories of all the nights you spent, doing what you choose.
(THEY’RE ALL GONE NOW!!!)
Spending’ your nights listening 2 punk rock,
You say it’ll never get old….


(Pre-chorus)
You’ll eat your words some day,
You say you’ll never become an adult,
Well what can I say?
(Chorus)
I’ll say your (WRONG!) your youth will be (GONE!)
And you’re just delusional,
You’re going to be (PISSED!) because of all you’ll (MISS!)
And your life will get really dull!!
(BUT WHATR’E YA GONNA DO?)


Years pass by and you’re missing your youth, prepared for future days,
You’ll go to work you’ll put up with you’re boss, assuming that it pays.
We both know it doesn’t but what can you do?
Yeah I miss the old days just as much as you.
(BUT THEY’RE GONE NOW!!!)
And it’s just not fair!
Yeah try and prove it if you dare!


(Pre-chorus)
You ate your words that day
Said you’d never become an adult,
Well what did I say?
(Chorus)
I said you’re (WRONG!) your youth is (GONE!)
And you’re delusional,
Yeah now you’re (PISSED!) because of all you (MISSED!)
And your life is getting’ really dull!!
(AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO!)


(Kick ass guitar solo)



.....



(More kick ass guitar soloage)


(Pre-chorus)
  +
(Chorus) X 2

[leaving town

i'm leaving now, tell the guys i said goodbye.
i'm not comin back no more drinkin' or gettin' high.
i know it probably sucks for you but.
no offence fuck you i'll do what i wanna do!
nobody's stoppin' me and noone is in my way.
i doupt it but meybe i'll see you again someday,
please don't say a word if it hurts because,
i wont reply, here comes my bus!

i'm leaving,
i'm leaving town.
just like you wanted,
i can't wait to watch you drown
i'm leaving,
i'm leaving town.
just like you wanted,
i'm goin' where there's no grey clouds!!

i'm going away to follow my dreams.
i'm going away to a place with golden streams.
don't bother to ask me where i'm going to,
cuz, if i'm honest i don't really know too,
i'm tired of walkin' on fuckin' egg shells!
this time it's different, now your'e goin' through hell!
you can deal without me i'm takin' no more slack,
tag, your'e it and i'm not comin' back!!

i'm leaving,
i'm leaving town.
just like you wanted,
i can't wait to watch you drown
i'm leaving,
i'm leaving town.
just like you wanted,
goin' where there's no grey clouds!!

it's not god damn fair!!
why does everybody get along with,
everyone but me!

and why do you regret,
everything you said now that,
i'm about to leave??!

it doesn't change a fuckin' thing!!

i'm leaving,
(don't go!)
i'm leaving town.
(please!!)
just like you wanted,
i can't wait to watch you drown
i'm leaving,
(wer'e sorry now)
i'm leaving town.
(fine, go!!)
just like you wanted,
goin' where there's no grey clouds!!

so screw you!!]

Tanya-Lou's song

i know it's different now,
and we don't much talk.
it could be just fine though,
if we took a walk.

i know the first step's the biggest,
but it's the best one you'll take.
i'll walk the rest with you,
you'll be glad of the break.

i'm here for you,
every step of the way.
don't you worry about,
yesterday because...
the foot-steps behind us,
went a different way.
well see theyr'e only a few,
of many more we'll make.

once bitten,
your twice shy.
but don't be upset baby,
see i'm not that guy.

start a'new my friend,
look up to the sky.
just don't ever let your smiles,
ever ever run dry because...

i'm here for you,
every step of the way.
don't you worry about,
yesterday because...
the foot-steps behind us,
went a different way.
well see theyr'e only a few,
of many more we'll make.


[ you like em?? email me on here and tell me what you think?? thanks ^_^ xx T]



"The Twins" Short Summary
Gemini's have amazing brains. They store data like you wouldn't believe. Lots of people think they talk garbage but this is because their minds move faster than their mouth. Gemini's are generous, affectionate and impulsive and hate hanging around. Boredom and relaxing frightens them. If they're not on the move they go mad. They are great with kids because they never grow up themselves. If you have a Gemini friend, life will never be dull. They love to be respected; this is pretty hard because they're so changeable. In fact, they are often prone to losing their train of thought mid sentence. They're practical jokers too, but can get aggravated if someone turns the trick on them.










Long Summary
Gemini's are often accused of being short on intellect and unable to stick to anyone or anything for long. In a nutshell, great fun at a party but totally unreliable. This is unfair...nobody works harder, is more reliable or capable than Gemini's when they put their mind to a task, especially if there is a chance of making large sums of money!


Unfortunately, they have a low boredom threshold and can drift away from something or someone when it no longer interests them. They like to be busy with plenty of variety in their lives and the opportunity to communicate with others. Their forte lies in the communications industry where they shamelessly pinch ideas and improve on them. Many Gemini's are highly ambitious people who won't allow anything or anyone to stand in their path.


They are surprisingly constant in relationships, often marrying for life but if it doesn't work out, they will walk out and put the experience behind them. Gemini's need relationships and if one fails, they will soon start looking for the next. Faithfulness is another story however, because the famous Gemini curiosity can lead to any number of adventures. Gemini's educate their children well while neglecting to see whether they have a clean shirt. The house is full of books, videos, televisions, CD's, newspapers and magazines and there's a phone in every room!


Ruling Planet: Mercury
Quality: Mutable
Element: Air