tall an well sculptured

friends on elfpack

[MX 170]: he bumbs pigs but he makes me laugh
[(james)]: he is so cool its hard to describe
[Fish]: all im going to say is he is wierd but in a good way :)
[lozza14]: he is small but tough and he will talk to anyone who is fit
[MAX1M0 FAN7A571C0]e is a prick
[Brit_22]: britt is cool and everyone likes her
[*~$Bekie$~*]: the coolest girl on the planet
[Kiss Me Deadly]: he is mad and cool at the same time
[tommoisere05]: even though he is a chav he still makes me laugh
[mjb]: he's a gangster or something like that lol
[Elfpack is poo :)]wooo..it's charlotte. she is really cool (don't tell anyone but i've got to be nice because i copy her in sicence)
[conosav2]he is a prick haha,no he is cool
[ajp] twiggy is cool and if you like spade faces talk to him ha ha
[zazanutcracka] she is a mate and i ave known her since she was born talk to her she's cool
[Old Gregg =)] eeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa is cool and knows how to spend her money wisely talk to her
[kyzer] he is a g8 m8 of mine and is easy 2 talk 2
[xXxRaZzAxXx] hot girl who thinks im cute aww extremly hot
[zazanutcracka] sowt of family she is cool in her own way
[silver orrange] woo it's dunny he's cool so talk to him
[SeXyFcUk]yo it's steph talk to her she is fit as fuck and it's a privilege 2 be a friend talk to her

001: Name: [Tom howe]
002: NickName: [howie, lurch, lankey fuk, and my m8s mum calls me lankey wankey lmfao]
003: Country of living: [United kingdom]
004: Shoe Size: [13 (Unknown or private posting)]
005: Birthday: [05.09.1990]
006: Hair Color: [Brown]
007: Eye Color: [Brown]
008: School/Work: [high school]
009: Smoke: [o yes]
010: Hobbies: [bike riding (races), quads, cars, hangin out with friends, partys]
011: Brothers/Sisters: [non thank god lol]
012: Relationship: [nah fuk all]
013: Piercings: [had an ear pierced]
014: Tattoos: [not yet but soon hopfully]
015: Favorite country to go to: [Spain (malorca), Italy, america]
016: Are there people you wont reply to: [not really only nobs lol]
017: Nicest person you met this year: [my mate mercer]
018: Person you rather not meet this year: [grebos lol]
019: Who would you like to meet: [tony blair (so i could shoot him)]
020: Who do you admire most: [fit people]
021: Most sexy person(s): [not sayin lol]
023: Favorite car: [buggati vayron]
024: Favorite Movie: [the day after tommorow]
025: Favorite City: [Barcalona]
026: Favorite Music: [all kinds]
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: [Tigger of course]
028: Favorite artershave: [jean paul gutier (i think thats how u spell it)] 
029: Favorite Magazine: [max power,fast car]
030: Favorite sound: [a 6 inch jap exhust on a skyline]
031: Favorite Tv Show: [Simpsons, futurama]
032: Favorite writer(s): [i don't read apart fom max power magazine]
034: What is on your mouse pad: [don't have 1]
035: What is under your bed: [loads of things private lol ;)]
036: Favorite Color: [blue the colour of da sky]
037: Favorite song: [have too many]
038: Favorite song at this moment: [dj cammy - 48 hours remix]
039: Favorite Food: [Burgers]
040: Favorite class in school: [ICT]
041: Favorite Drink: [Budwizer, smirnof ice, coke and a crazy frog (mainly absinth)]
042: Lucky Number: [13 unlucky 4 some]
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: [i can make any one happy and feel good about themself]
044: What deodorant do you use: [lynx africa]
045: Favorite Shoes: [rock ports]
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: [11 ish]
047: What word do you use most: [u cock munching suck of a dong lol]
048: Most romantic moment in your life: [don't care bout it (she doesn't)]
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: [gettin caught getin off wiv my ex and my dad saw us!]
050: You spend your time outside or inside: [outside it's nicer]
051: What do you do in the weekends: [hang around wiv mates, piss around down tamworth]
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: [none i got to choose my lessons]
053: Your Breakfast: [tost]
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: [grass lol]
055: Pets: [one cat called Cinders]
056: Laugh or dream: [laugh iz best]
057: Serious or funny: [bit of both]
058: Fast or slow: [fast]
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: [I like being In a relationship but i take them to seriously :( but i some times like to be alone]
060: Simple or complicated?: [simple iz easier on da mind]
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: [cremated]
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: [Stay up late.]
064: Light or dark?: [dark iz betta]
065: Speak or Silence: [Silent is what i am mostly]
066: Do you like a Tall or small girl: [i like some one the same hight but it's hard when im 6.2 ft]
067: Newspaper or Television: [television]
068: Hug or kiss: [kiss while hugging]
069: Happy or Sad: [happy most of the time but at the mo i feel like an emo]
070: Life or Death: [If I died, I wouldn't care.]
071: Gig or Disco: [disco of course]
072: Left or Right: [which ever way i can go faster]
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: [wtf wa kind of question is this?]
074: Brunets or Blondes: [brunets r usualy smarter lol]
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: [y is there so much suffering in the world?]
076: You believe in reincarnation: [one of the few true child of the shadows]
077: You believe in Aliens: [no, but i belive there r people out there though]
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: [I love you]
079: Does true love exist: [yes... but mine stabbed me in da back]
080: How many kids would you like to have: [2 one of each kind]
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: [people who think they know everything]
082: Best feeling: [when im with a gf]
083: Worst feeling in the world: [when im not with her :(]
084: What are you afraid of: [the feeling of death and how people judge me]
085: Are you an emotional person: [not really but i can be sensative]
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: [no]
087: Your goal in life: [Have a good job, and a good family, that will make for a good life…]
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: [to make everyone feel good about themselfs]
089: Favorite art-artist: [van gaugh]
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: [a bird]
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female/male body: [eyes,smile and persanality]
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: [At a restaurant with a v.i.p section so we could be alone and have a solo guitar player playing our song!]
093:What do you think of Elfpack: [lets me meet people and talk to m8s i don't see]
094: Is there something you miss about Elftown: [never been on it]
095: Where did you get this question list: [someone i don't know]
096: Besides Elfpack, what do you do most on your PC: [bebo, msn]
097: Religion: [Christian]
098: What's the most annoying thing that people ask you?: [who r u?]
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: [one of the few true child of the shadows]
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: [no i answered them all :)]

[Age::] 15
[Eye colour::] brown
[skin colour::] white
[Number of siblings::] non, only child
[Piercings::] no
[Tattoos::] not yet but i wont 1
[Favourite colour::] blue
[Favourite animal::] snakes
Have I Ever...]
[Smoked a cigarette:] yes
[Smoked a cigar:] ye
[Snorted coke:] no
[Smoked Weed:] no
[Been high:] no
[Had sex:] not yet but soon lol
[Tried to kill yourself:] yes once
[Got in a fist fight:] yep
[won a fight:] yeah
[Lied to your parents:] Yep.
[Given someone a bruise:] Yeah
[Stole something:] Yeah

*this is so great*

a cat fell into a pool
a rooster laughed
wats the morel of the story?
a wet pussy makes a cock happy!!
lol

JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO SMOKE SOME MARIJUANIA
JACK GOT HIGH
UNZIPED HIS FLI
AND ASKED JILL "DO YOU WANNA"
JILL SAID YES
DROPPED HER DRESS
SHE WAS GONNA HAVE SOME FUN
BUT SILLY JILL
FORGOT HER PILL
AND NOW THEY HAVE A SON

If UrE nOt WeIrD UrE nOt NoRmAl!


death is lifes way of saying ur fired


If u ask a stupid question...
you'll get a stupid answer


death isnt punishment, life is


i dont suffer pain, i enjoy pain


if at first u dont succeed, dont bother, try sumthin else


im not quiet, im plotting a way 2 kill ur ass n make it luk like an accident



this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is retards cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat








now go back and read the third word from each line

GUY FACTS



When a guy is quiet,
Hes listening to you



When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes hes wrong



When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions,
he expects you to leave him soon



When a guy says Im Fine after a few minutes,
he means it



when a guy stares at you,
he thinks your the most beautiful thing in the world



when your laying your head on a guys chest
he has the world



when a guy calls you everyday
he is in love



when a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it



when a guy says he cant live without you
hes with you til your done



when a guy says i miss you
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else








GIRL FACTS



When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.



When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine.



When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says "I love you",
She means it.



When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future.



When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that


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