im 5'6 im in the 8th grade i have short dark brown hair. I hate everyone if your special i only dislike you.

well lets see i have over 200 and some odd games and thats just for ps2 ive got enough games to change the fact that people sleep more than half there life. to hey sleep only a quarter of your life im a person thats will play until im in a coma from having to many head aches. im like *drulling* >,o must...play...more *eye twitching

Im the type that follow a motto

"live life, get paid, get laid, and live a good looking corpse"

LIKES: a nice girl with personality and a great visial apperence who is older than me...thats like a requirement to a grl friend she needs to be older than me the oldest grl griend i've had was a 16 year old, also i like to party then to stay in the house all week end, ppl who respect me

HATES: a guy who treats his lady friend like sh!t, ppl with serious attitude and oh yea everyone (wink wink)

wrongness this doesnt happen to me

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

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fallin from the sky

with brokin wings

not knowing why he threw me out

i wage my war againt eveything evil

yet hating the person who made me

i rase my sword

with recoverd wings to do start my quest

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