I am a single fun loving guy that likes to get out and party.

A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road on a motorcycle...

Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."
Guy:"No, this is fun."
Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.