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gorgeous Broskii (netherlands didnt win :( fucking hate russia :()
Email: outside_the_lesbian_stronghold@hotmail.com
Name: Ben McWhinney
Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-ass | Adventurer | Sex-monster |
Description:
hey there peoples im Ben and the aswum dude siting next to me is luke :P we are young dashing gentleman who are looking to meet new poeple( girls obviously :P ) so anyways if u think we are dead sexy which we are then msg usssssssssssss
ss plz :P we are very interesting and mysterious :) hahaha but we arent gay so no dudes cos itl make me cry cos i doesnt like it :( lol and im aussie so you should automaticly fucking love me =D haha
[Cloud Natiion]
what to say about this girl lol not alot really hahaha nah she is pretty alright and personaly i think she is absolutly beautiful lmao ^_^
[kyraawr]
i LOVES you! =D it sucks that i cant talk to you more!!! everyone should talk to this girl shes like wonder woman :) except even kooler lol mwaahhh heart you beautiful xox
things Ben likes =D
Cookies!!!!
football, go man city :P
long walks on the beach =D
family guy
scrubs
sleeping
girls
sex is pretty good =D
breathing
geting smashed with friends
my friends
random people
movie trailers :P
going to sleep while watching movies
drawing
meeeee lol
things Ben hates :(
rapists! they need to die lol
racists
smoker fucks lol
stoners
rap except for N.W.A haha
losing soccer games
geting dumped
geting sick
james blunt
white guys that act black lol
and i hate people that dnt like me :P
my msn!!!!
outside_the_lesbian_stronghold@hotmail.com
add meeeeee!!! =D
mr Robert Downy jr plz have my babies!! LMAO
random pics of mwahh
Hot or Not?
Body: ***HOT OR NOT*** POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU
0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14 = I'd hit it!!
this poll is pretty gay... i mean there is only like 2 bad ones lol the person who made this obviously wanted a good result =D and i dnt even think its in proper order lol people probly wnt even do it tho :( but ill put it here anyways lol
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
copy and paste this in your house if your AGAINST raceism
Age: 19 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 11 | Day of birth: 27 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Working
Place of living: Australia
Exact place of living: tasssssssie
Music
alternative | classical | heavy metal |
hip hop | house | jazz |
new age | opera | progressive metal |
punk | reggae | rock |
Other interests
animals | anime | art |
beer | books | cars |
cats | chasing the preferred sex | chess |
cooking | fantasy | fashion |
film | geography | history |
party | plants | porn |
shopping | sporting | theatre |
travelling | watching sport |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 182