2014-02-16 [I'm gone.]: CRAP! There's a hole in mah jukebox straw >:( *gets an idea then grabs juicebox and squirts it into mouth*

2014-03-04 [I'm gone.]: HEY PPL OF EP! WHY U NO SHOW DIS DINER SUM LUV???????

2014-03-04 [Sunrose]: :O

2014-03-04 [Dead_Man_Walking]: :0

2014-03-29 [Stephen]: Out of all the pages I see Sunrose comment on, I'm not surprised to see her on the Diner, haha.

Mort's pretty inactive (despite having crew-privs and jobs *grumble*) so the Diner isn't nearly as entertaining as Elftown's. x)

2014-03-29 [Sunrose]: Hehe :)

2014-04-09 [Morgoth]: My job barely counts as a job! Gimme better privs and I'll work harder, since I consider privs my pay.

2014-06-19 [GlassCasket]: Quack

2014-12-19 [Morgoth]: Dammit [Stephen], why did you add that menu?! What do you think this is, some kind of diner?!

2014-12-19 [idunnosomething]: There we go. Every single member of Elfpack has now been invited to Bob's Diner to share in this victory over the defeated and shamed crew.

2015-01-08 [The Goddamn Batman]: Shut up, [Stephen]!! *shoves him down the stairs with both hands before casually returning to chewing on the severed zebra head, with thirty $2 stamps stapled to it, he's holding with both hands, that arrived earlier today*

2015-02-06 [AdamTheChespin]: Hi guys!

2015-02-11 [GlassCasket]: bwomp

2015-03-21 [JUST JESS]: Bobs diner whoooooooo!!!

2015-09-22 [---Blind Spot---]: Hello there

2016-01-06 [Yudan Enzeru]: well... o-kay then >_>

2016-01-25 [GlassCasket]: O.o

2016-11-11 [AdamTheChespin]: Hai

2017-01-22 [GlassCasket]: oh no

2017-07-17 [0-Aki]: lol

2017-07-25 [Larova]: *Runs off with one of the trophies*