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Page name: Deggles is a Drug Dealer [Logged in view] [RSS]

2009-01-15 01:22:01

Last author: Deg
Owner: Deg

# of watchers: 7

Fans: 0

D20: 4

Wiki-page rating	Stumble!
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Do you want a drug dealer who will also be your friend? Order from Deggles!

_{Please notice that this is in no way shape or form to be taken seriously}

Public Records

1.[Looni Commanda]
Drug(s): Cocaine
Delievered: Weekly; every Monday
Cost: Free because of long time service and long time friendship
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being (even if several deliveries were made beforehand):
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 6:06 PM
Delivered Cocaine on Monday, 1/05/09, @ approx. 5:55 AM
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/05/08

2.[Fallen Child Athena]
Drug(s): Candy-coated Advil & Rolled Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Monday at 5:50 PM
Cost: For the first two weeks of Advil it will be $20, but if ordered further after the first two weeks, will be charged $10 -- $15 for the weed
Record of Delivery, starting from when records came into being:
Delivered Advil on Monday, 12/29/08, @ approx. 5:50 PM - Delivery has been payed for with full $20
Delivered Weed on Tuesday, 12/30/08, @ approx. 7:00 AM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/29/08 with current rates
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 12/30/08

3.[chewie bad ass]
Drug(s): Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy
Delivered: Weekly; every Wednesday at 8:00 AM
Cost: Cocaine: $40; Robitussin: $10; Ecstasy: $30 -- Total cost: $80
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 12/31/08, @ approx. 8:00 AM - Delivery has yet to be paid for
Delivered Cocaine, Robitussin, & Ecstasy on Wednesday, 1/07/08, @ approx. 3:33 PM - No payment due to fault of Dealer
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 7:57 AM, 12/30/08 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that she will be in debt $80 for her products if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 12/31/08
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/01/09]
[In debt $80 - has yet to be paid for 1/02/09]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/03/09
No Debt to Drug Dealer as of 1/07/09

4.[POP goes the cork screw]
Drug(s): Weed
Delivered: Weekly; every Saturday at 5:00 PM
Cost: $15
Record of Delivery:
To be delivered tomorrow, Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
Delivered Weed on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 5:00 PM
In Debt:
No Delivery has been made as of now, 10:20 PM, 1/02/09 - no debts due
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $15 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
Products have been paid for - No debt to dealer as of 1/03/09

5.[Wally :(]
Drug(s): Ecstasy
Delivered: ASAP as ordered on 1/03/09 @ approx. 12:29 AM
Cost: $30
Record of Delivery:
Delivered Ecstasy on Saturday, 1/03/09, @ approx. 12:33 AM
In Debt:
Customer has been notified that he will be in debt $30 for his product if not paid for in full by midnight of delivery, 1/03/09
[In debt $30 - has yet to be paid for 1/04/03]
No longer in debt - has been fully paid for as of 1/05/09

If you would like to become of customer, please visit and message [Deg] (aka, Deggles) to set up a delivery service.

The Products
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Customer Ratings

"10/10 -- Was fast with it {delivery}."
- [Fallen Child Athena]

"DEGGLES IS THE BEST FUCKIN DEALER EVER! NEVER LATE! NEVER NEVER! "
- [Looni Commanda]

THIS WIKI HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN! Deggles got too bored with it >.>" it got too public and the cops are now after her...but she will still deliver drugs to you IF you message her personally THE DAY YOU WANT THEM! she will no longer be taking 'In the future orders'--just on the spot ones. Thank you! And remember...she's the Friendly Drug Dealer!

[Deg]: My gosh that sounds just too great...wow. O.o yeah no I dont make things that complicated unless I'm really bored

[Wally :(]: lol ok well it's worth the work and it's not complicated...haha just very time consuming...

[Deg]: yeah well maybe I consider that to be the same thinglol

[Wally :(]: lol alright then haha
it's still effort less though

[Deg]: yeah waiting for me is not effortless >.>

[Wally :(]: haha alright then. well than :]

[Deg]: Yeahhhh hahaha :)

[Wally :(]: grrr

[Deg]: ...Graw!

[Wally :(]: omg!!!!

look at that monkey :]

[Deg]: WHAT! WHERE?!!?

[Wally :(]: there *points*

[Deg]: ATTACK IT AT ONCE!

[Wally :(]: *blank stares* but...but... it's a scary monkey

[Deg]: Yeah well I don't like monkeys and I wont put up with it! Get it out of your room this instant, young man!

[Wally :(]: but I don't wanna

[Deg]: YOU HAVE TO. OBEY ME. NOW

[Wally :(]: *wimpers* :'[

[Deg]: Oooh sniff sorry you dont have to :(

[Wally :(]: omg what's that!!!??? *points and runs*

[Deg]: *turns and looks to see a huge group of rabid zebras* Oh...my lord...*backs away slowly*

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