ALL ABOUT YOU CHICA!
THE BASICS...
NAME YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED:: Jenny
COLOR AND KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE:: dont
KIND OF HOUSE YOU LIVE IN:: a house
PETS AND NAMES:: cat's name is Sassy
STYLE:: me
HAIR COLOR YOU WERE BORN WITH, LOL:: red
DO YOU TAN:: nope
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING::
A FEW OF YOUR FAVES...
COLOR:: pink
CITIES:: none
TIME OF DAY:: evening
SEASON:: fall
MAGAZINE:: none
MOVIE:: picture this
SHOWS::
PERFUME:: sweet pea
COLOGNE ON A MAN:: axe
SINGER:: dont have one
SONG:: too many
FRIENDS...
THE ONE FRIEND THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOUD CLICK WITH THE WAY YOU DO:: haley
THE FRIEND THAT MAKES YOU ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:: joanna
THE ONE YOU CALL FOR ALL THE DRAMA/SHARE ALL THE DRAMA:: paygh
YOUR TRUE PARTNER IN CRIME:: haley and joanna
DREAMS......
DREAM CAR:: a car
HOUSE:: big
JOB:: child care worker
BOSS:: nice
WEDDING:: big
HONEYMOON:: florida or california
CELL PHONE::
LOVE......
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU REALLY BEEN IN LOVE:: enough
ARE YOU IN LOVE NOW?:: no
WHAT IS ONE THING THAT MAKES YOU MELT:: roses and a poem
WHAT IS ONE THING THAT PISSES YOU OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING ABOUT MEN:: how they think its all about them!
WHAT IS THE SEXIEST OUTFIT A MAN COULD WEAR::
IF YOUR MAN HAD TO WEAR A UNIFORM, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE::
WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT TURNS YOU ON THE MOST ABOUT YOUR MAN:: sweet, sexy, fun, kind
FAVE HAIR AND EYE COLORS ON GUYS:: baby blue eyes and dark hair
FAVE BODY PART ON A MAN...: hands
FAVE COLOGNE:: axe
WHAT MAKES YOU THE COOL CHICK YOU ARE?......
ONE WORD THAT PEOPLE USE TO DESCRIBE YOU WHEN THEY FIRST MEET YOU:: friendly
WHAT ABOUT ONCE THEY GET TO KNOW YOU:: nice, friendly and fun to be around
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A BUNCH OF KINDA CLOSE FRIENDS OR A FEW REALLY CLOSE:: few relly close friends
WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU REQUIRE TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE:: always there when needed
THIS OR THAT......
NIGHT OR DAY:: night
CITY OR BEACH....: beach
SUNRISE OR SUNSET:: sunset
BLACK OR WHITE:: black
SILVER OR GOLD:: silver
ZOO OR MUSEUM:: zoo
HEELS OR FLIP FLOPS:: flip flops
PALE OR TAN:: tan
A LITTLE MORE PERSONAL.....
FAVE CANDLES:: vanilla
SLOW AND SEXY OR HARD AND NASTY:: both depends on the mood
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE:: nope
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR IN GENERAL:: snakes
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST FEAR IN LOVE:: not being loved at all
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A CATCH:: yea
DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS FOR WHEN YOUR MANS AWAY:: a girl must never tell
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL THE SEXIEST:: a guy telling me i do when i look my worst
SLOW SWEET KISSES OR DEEP PASSIONATE ONES:: both
DO YOU EVER THINK THAT THERE WAS "THAT ONE THAT GOT AWAY":: maybe you never know
WHAT ARE YOU MISSING RIGHT NOW MORE THAN ANYTHING::
DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS:: no
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A FLIRT:: no
HAVE YOU EVER "BEEN" WITH ANOTHER WOMAN:: no!!!!!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER JUST KISSED ANOTHER WOMAN:: no!!!!
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVES:: ohh a many things
FAVE SEXUAL POSITION:: dont have one i like all i've been in
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PREGNANCY SCARE:: nope
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FANTASY:: to have a family and a great job
SOME MORE BASICS......
FAVE BOOK::
FAVE SPORT:: volleyball
FAVE FLOWER:: roses
BIGGEST GUILTY PLEASURE:: chocolate
FAVE FOOD:: pizza
FAVE DRINK/NON:: juice
FAVE ALCOHOL:: ummmm idk
FAVE RESTAURANT:: dont have one really
FAVE SPORT:: volleyball
FAVE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND:: hang out with friends
FAVE STORE:: dont have one really
FAVE BRAND:: idk
FAVE LOTION:: cherry blossom
FAVE HAIR BRAND:: idk
FAVE BEAUTY PRODUCT:: dont have one really
DO YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED:: yes
KIDS:: yes
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MAN, DOES HE REALLY MAKE YOU HAPPY:: yes
DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON ANY OF HIS FRIENDS:: no
SILLY STUFF....
WHAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE YOU'VE HAD:: havent
WHAT 3 THINGS CAN YOU NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:: phone, purse, sunglasses
WHAT BRAND OF PURSE DO YOU LOVE:: ummmm......
WHAT ONE ARE YOU CARRYING RIGHT NOW:: a purse
CD IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW:: none
WHERE WOULD YOU LOVE TO BE RIGHT NOW, WITH WHO::
DREAM VACATION:: montana and california
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FOR A WEEK WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY:: no one i like my life
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT HOLLYWOOD WHAT WOULD IT BE:: nothing
TEAM LAUREN OR TEAM HEIDI:: huh?
WHICH SEX AND THE CITY CHARACTER WOULD YOU WANT TO BE:: dont watch it
WHICH BAD GIRL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE MOST LIKE:: ummmm idk
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH MORE THAN ANYTHING:: a good story
ONE SECRET NO ONE REALLY KNOWS ABOUT YOU:: like im going to tell then everyone will know
THE LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURT:: saturday night
DO YOU REALLY THINK MILEY CYRUS IS AS INNOCENT AS SHE SAYS SHE IS:: nope!
WHAT ABOUT THEM DAMN JONAS BROTHERS:: what about them?
WHO WAS YOUR CRUSH GROWING UP:: a guy i still go to school with
BRODY OR SPENCER:: spencer
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LIED:: 2 days ago
WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT YOU RECEIVED:: my friend tellin me shed be here in 5
WHO DID YOU KISS LAST:: my nephew
WHOSE ASS DID YOU KISS LAST, LOL:: idk i think my moms!
5 THINGS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE US TO KNOW ABOUT YOU THAT WE MAY NOT ALREADY:
1: I live with my grandma
2: I am an only child
3: I still love my ex
4: enjoys being around family most of the time!
5: idk
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[Month One
Mummy, I am only 8 inches long.
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mummy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
Mummy, you know what?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mummy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
Mummy, you went to the doctor today.
He lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mummy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy...what is abortion?
Month Six
Mummy, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mummy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MUMMY!
Help me!
Month Seven
Mummy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mummy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
*One more heart that was stopped.
* One more mouth that will never speak.
* Two more eyes that will never see.
* Two more hands that will never touch.
* Two more legs that will never run.
If you're against abortion, repost this.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm This Girl~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
-I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
-I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....
-I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....
-I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...
-I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......
-I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
-I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...
-I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...
-I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
-I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
-I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....
-I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...
-I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...
-SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"
-DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"
-LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her
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girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
girl: Do you like me?
boy: Not really
girl: Do you want me?
guy: No
girl: Would you cry if I left?
guy: No
girl: Would you live for me?
guy: No
girl: Would you do anything for me?
guy: No way
girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
guy: My life
*The girl runs away in shock and pain and the guy runs after her and says...*
guy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
girl:wow.
*the guy puts a finger on her lips*
guy: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*
i love you []
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[~*What Kisses Mean*~]
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink-------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
WHAT A KISS MEANS
+ Kiss on the stomach = Im ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I love you"
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself?
It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
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sex is like math

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

post this right after u read it,

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.