im a nice guy...not great looking but im nice enuff....not many peepl like me...im 6'0",green eyes,short dark blond hair,180 pounds
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get
These are two local fire fighters that lost their lives in the line of duty. My condolences go out to their friends and family and to anybody who has lost a friend or family member to a fire.
Visit this Wiki...it shall cure ur boredom
"Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller"
-dont have any specific reason for havin this on here...i just like it
I have no intention of joining the Marines but my adopted family is all Marines...this is for them.
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98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked or have had sex. Post this in your house if you like bagels]
Ultimate Break Up Song!!
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?
I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need no religion
away from you
I don't do what I've been told
You're so lame why don't you just go
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
I don't need your prison
I don't need your pain
I don't need your decision
So what should I do?
I don't need your approval
I don't need your hope
I don't need your religion
I don't need a thing from you
I'll be sorry when I'm old
You're so full of shit man just go
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?
I'll be sorry so you said
I'm not sorry BANG you're dead
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die mother fucker, die mother fucker, die
Die
Die
Die
Die
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
I don't have attention defic...
Female to Male Translation
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
So fuckin funny!!
