im also [GODofMUSIC04] on elftown....

[removed cause its up top]

i may not be able to speak all those languages, but i can understand some of them....
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Meanings of love..
1. Kiss on the hand -I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck- I want you
4. Kiss on the lips- I love you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let's not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I love you to much to let you go
Aww..lol----im going to elaborate and put the full thing on here----[love you nora.e.a.]

[The Lovers of the Heart]
In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
[Article 1:]
STATE:ment of Love:
The Kiss

1.Kiss on the hand=I adore you

2.Kiss on the cheek=I just want to be friends

3.Kiss on the neck=I want you

4.Kiss on the lips=I love you
5.Kiss on the ears=I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else=lets not get carried away

7.Look in your eyes=kiss me

8.Playing with your hair=I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist=I love you to much to let you go

[Article 2:]
The Three Steps

1.Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments

1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss,but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!


Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3.How cute they look when they sleep

4.The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.How cute they are when they eat

7.The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.The way they look good no matter what they wear

10.The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11.How cute they are when they argue

12.The way her hand always finds yours

13.The way they smile

14.The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15.The way she says "lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that an hour later....

16.The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18.Actually ...just the way they kiss you...

19.The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20.Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21.The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22.Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.(even though we don't admit it)!

23.The way they say "I miss you"
24.The way you miss them

25.The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ...it matters not....................Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart.
A feeling. Only felt. =======================================================================================
THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. although we dont say it
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get overit.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you deny it HE is still letting you win!

THINGS GURLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW!!
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.
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i actualy stole this from [lucifers fallen angel]
its too good....

Teacher:"it is imposible for a whale to swallow a human"
Billy:"no it isnt cause johna got swallowed and went to heaven"
Teacher:"well how do you know he went to heaven?"
Billy:"ill ask him when i go"
Teacher:"but what if he went to hell?"
Billy:"then you can ask him"
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Bill:*sees a 10 point deer holds his gun up to shot it and hears*
Wife:"aww isnt he cute!! he looks like bambi's dad!! like in the movie"
Bill:"yes but bambi is a cartoon now shut up woman!"
Wife:"Bill you arent going to shot him are you!!??"
Bill:"no that is why i brought my gun...for protection! like that deer is going to run up the tree and rob me!!"*then bill hears*
Wife:*yells at the deer*"RUN DEER RUN!!!RUN!!"
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MARCHING BAND ROCKS MY SOCKS....

[LETS GO BIG RED HUH!]

I play TRUMPET, mello/French Horn, Baritone/euphonium
I admire the colorguard,and would have loved to do it at one point
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NASCAR IS AWESOME!!! YA AINTA TRUE REDNECK IF YA AINT A FANO NASCAR YALL!!!!

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i may have already said this but
I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SPEAK GERMAN, DUTCH (PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH, OVIOUSLY), AND SPANISH, BUT I DO UNDERSTANDSOME WHEN SPOKEN, AND VERY LITTLE WRITTEN, and alil chinese (sp?)
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bands i think are cool:
  
   pink floyd
   metalica
   ozzy/black sabbath
   Evanesance
  AC/DC
  led zephlin
  
  the allan parsons prodject

COOL MUSICALS (and/or movies with cool music + denotes movie):
 *+the producers
 *Cats
 *RiverDance
 *BLAST!
 *+The Music man.(strange irony there)
 +the passion of the Crist
 +STAR WARS!!!!!
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[I SUPPORT GAY MARRAGE AND GAY RIGHTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
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ok everyone, if you never heard this song, download 
Carmina Burana: Fortune-Empress of the World

there is a chorus part inthere that sound like somthing ezactly from STARWARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE!!!!

Also, Ozzy uses it for his "entrance theme"
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[*a girl asked a boy if she was pretty*
*he said no*
*she asked him if he wanted*
*to be with her forever*
*he said no*
*she then asked him if he would*
*cry if she walked away*
*he again said no*]

[*she had heard too much*
*she needed to leave*
*as she walked away*
*he grabbed her arm*
*and told her to stay*
*he then told her:*]

[*you're not pretty*
*you're beautiful.*
*i don't want to be with you forever,*
*i need to be with you forever.*
*i wouldn't cry if you walked away*
*i would die*]

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ok i got this off of [Xx Boxers.n.Thongs xX]<=====thats her ET house.. i love the orrigional parody... this ones even better!!


Hello Mama.
Hello Papa.
I am hooked on,
Marajuana.
Bowls are Good.
But Bongs are Better.
I feel like Floating,
Like a Feather.

But dont Worry,
I'm Ok.
As long as I Smoke it,
Everyday.
It's so Fun,
As you can Tell.
I'll Never be Clean,
So go to Hell.
*By Yours Truely*
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scary!!
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here are the crossmen!


hornline


2001 show on july4