Here's a new featured joke, submitted by [The Shadow and The Light]

There was a blond and a businessman on a trans-continental flight. The businessman, being bored, decides to have a little fun. So he turns to the blond and says “You know what they say about blonds right?” In no mood to deal with the businessman the blond just ignores him, but he keeps going. “Well, I bet $5.00 that you can’t answer a question I can come up with.” To this the blond replies. “Now why would I want to degrade myself so much as to do such a thing like that?” and promptly turns away.

The businessman, still not giving up, decides to up the ante. “You know I bet you $5,000 cash that I can answer any question you come up with.” The blond thinks for a few seconds and decides that it just might be worth her while. “Okay, but you have to go first.” the blond says.

The businessman asks, “Who was the second secretary of state in the United States?” The blond not knowing the answer goes into her purse and hands the man five dollars.

“Okay, my turn now.” The blond says. “What has six legs in the morning, five in the afternoon and four at night?” The businessman being perplexed for a few seconds opens up his laptop and starts surfing the web, and asking his chat buddies if they might know. After a few hours pass the businessman says “Well, I give up.” And writes the blond a $5,000 check. The blond stuffs the check into her pocket and turns away again.

The businessman wanting to know the answer pipes in. “Well, what is the answer?” The blond goes through her purse yet again and gives the businessman another five dollars.

Here's the latest feature, submitted by [Deg].

Q: Which male animal is the most responsible father?
A: The male pig...because he brings home the bacon.

Here's our most recent joke, submitted by [nevan].


A duck walked into a bar. Once inside he asked the barman “Got any Bread?”
“Sorry, no bread here” Replied the barman.
A few seconds later, the duck asked once again “Got any bread?”
“No, I just told you we haven’t got any!” Said the barman, beginning to get annoyed.
“Got any bread?” the duck repeated.
“Listen buster,” Said the barman, leaning over the bar at the duck “Ask one more time about that darn bread and I’ll nail your tail to the floor!”
To which the duck replied- “Got any nails?”
The barman sighed “No..”
The duck piped up once more “Hmm… Got any bread??”

This joke is a classic, submitted by [Bookwyrm].

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: 'Cause seven eight nine.