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For eleven long years, the former sea captain had remained, stranded on the deserted island his boat had sunk nearby. And for eleven years, he had walked the same beach, looking for a distant ship, a distant hope.
One day, as he walked the beach, he looked up in shock, as there stood the most amazingly beautiful woman he'd ever seen, wearing only a trenchcoat!
He ran up to her, and said, "Ma'am, why are you here?"
She replied, "God has felt pity upon you and your trials, and has send me to reward you. Would you like a drink, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a drink would really hit the spot.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a bottle of scotch, and handed it over to the man, who drank with more satisfaction than any man should get from a stiff drink. Then she said, "Would you like a smoke, Captain?"
The man thought for a minute. "Well, it has been eleven years.. a good smoke would be great.."
So the lady opened a coat pocket, pulled out a huge cigar, lit it up and passed it to the man, and he puffed on it with wonderous happiness. The woman then said with a smile, "Would you like to play around?"
The man was thoughtful, taking his time. "That would be great, ma'am!"
She smiled and slowly began to unzip the overcoat."
The man was amazed, and said! "You mean you got a set of golf clubs in there too?"
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