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I know Christmas is a li'l ways off yet, but it'll be here before you know it. So here's a Christmas joke for y'all by [sotalean].


A little boy wrote to Santa one Christmas.
"Dear Santa,
Could you please bring me a little sister for Christmas?
Love Billy."
Santa replied with,
"Dear Billy,
Send me your mother and I'll send you a little sister.
Love Santa."

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Date: 2005-11-05 13:56:38 Joke #: 12 Mod: Mildred Hubble

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Joke by [bella-bee]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
Cows don't go "who." They go "moo."

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Date: 2005-10-29 16:31:47 Joke #: 11 Mod: Mildred Hubble

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Entered by [ManofGod]

There was a millionare who was having a party at his house for his birthday and he said in the invitation that he will give you what ever you want as long as you complete one task. So, of course, a ton of people show and he brings them all out to the pool in his back yard where he had put sharks, crocodiles, and alligators into the water. The millionaire kinda laughing says, "If you swim from one end to the other end of the pool then I'll will give you what ever you want." As he walking alway laughing he hears a big splash and he looks back and a guy jumped in to the pool. The millioniar just stands there in shock as he sees this guy fighting off the sharks, alligators, and crocodiles.
He keeps fighting and fighting, yelling almost the whole time. Finally, some how he makes it to the other side of the pool and he gets out as fast as he can and stands there. He was bleeding badly but he was alright. The millionaire in shock says, "I am a man to my word. What is it you want? Is it my house, my wife, do you want money? What is it you want."
The man says, " I want to know who pushed me in the pool!"

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Date: 2005-10-27 02:08:34 Joke #: 10 Mod: sotalean

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[On Any Given Night]


Three ecologists are exploring deep in the jungle searching for new plant life when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. They are taken back to the village to be tried by the chief. The chief stares at the white men and is about to give the usual "let's boil them alive" orders, when he gets an idea.



"I shall let each of you go," he says, "if you can go out into the jungle and within one hour, come back with 10 identical pieces of fruit." The men are overjoyed when they hear this so off they run into the jungle to gather fruit.



Half an hour later, one of them comes back with 10 peaches and proudly brings them to the chief. The chief looks at the fruit and tells him that he will let him go if he can shove all 10 pieces of fruit up his butt without changing his facial expression.



He notices all the serious faces of the tribesmen so he starts to shove one up there, but with the peach halfway in he lets out an agonizing shriek of pain. The chief promptly gives the order to kill him.



Ten minutes later the second guy comes back and sees his friend lying dead in the dirt. The tribesmen grab him and tell him to open his hands for the chief. In his hands he holds 10 identical berries.



When the chief gives the same orders he is visibly relieved and quickly begins to shove the fruit up his rear end. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..... ...then suddenly the guy busts out laughing! Not amused, the chief once again gives the order to kill the guy.



Now the two dead guys are up in heaven discussing what had just happened. "You only had one more berry to shove up your butt, and you were home free! Why did you start laughing?"



"I couldn't help it. I lost it when I saw Fred coming down the path with 10 pineapples!"

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Date: 2005-10-22 10:25:57 Joke #: 9 Mod: Mildred Hubble
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