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Joke by [~Neo Angel~]


Knock, knock!
Who's there?,
Bless
Bless who?
Wait! I haven't sneezed yet.

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Date: 2005-11-25 16:48:26 Joke #: 16 Mod: Mildred Hubble

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Joke by [Ril]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her

The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, Then youre not the right man for this job.

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. I tried, but I cant kill my wife.

The agent said, You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.

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Date: 2005-11-21 21:22:06 Joke #: 15 Mod: sotalean

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Joke by [Emo skater]


A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"


The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"


The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Date: 2005-11-18 20:50:17 Joke #: 14 Mod: Mildred Hubble

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Joke by [DevilishlySweet]


Q. Did you hear about the man that had his left side amputated?

A. He's all right now!

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Date: 2005-11-10 14:24:06 Joke #: 13 Mod: Mildred Hubble
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