Joke by [
chocolatemonster]
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an intelligent sentence can go out with me" The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the Golden Retriever and says, "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
"Liver alone. Cheese mine!"
