Jokes brought to you by [Kagomeyasha]

Q. How do you get ten pokemon on a bus?
A. You poke-em-on. :D


Q. Why don't you pee in front of a pokemon?
A. They might pikachu. XD

Joke by [bella-bee]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mamite
Mamite who?
Ma mite, but dad wont.



(Apologies for the joke delay! Haven't had the internet up for a month, and just got it back up this past Friday.)

Joke brought to you by [Malve]


A man walks into a bar with a shoe carton.
He puts the carton on the bar before he orders a drink.
Then out of the shoe carton jumps a 30cm tall pianist.
The little man takes out his tiny piano from the carton and starts playing and everyone is impressed, then one guy comes up to the owner of the shoe carton.
"Hey that is pretty neat! How did you get the pianist?"


"Well I have 3 wishes from god, I have already used 2 of them. You can get my third"


"WOW really?! THANKS"


"Just remember the old man is pretty far away so you have to speak clear, and yell pretty loud"


The man takes his wish and yells to god:
"I WANT 20MILLION KRONOR!" (swedish money)


And directly the bar is crowded with 20million grodor (frogs)
The man gets suprised and angry so, he walks up to the guy with the shoe carton.


"WHAT THE.. I asked for 20million kronor and I got 20million grodor!"


"I told you the old spirit has got a bad hearing! I mean who the hell wants a 30cm long pianist?!"

Joke by [ScWuB x3]

Q. What do you call a giant crying?
A. The incredible sulk!