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Email: st07sars@student.eup.k12.mi.us
Name: Sarah
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Your full name:: Sarah Veronica Patricia St.Andrew
Age:: 17
Height:: 5'4"
Natural hair colour:: brown
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings1
Glasses/contac
ts?:: contacts
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: 1
Braces?:: naw = NO
Colour:: Red, White, and Black
Band:: Phat Tuesday
Song:: Die For You By Nelly
Stuffed animal:: None
Video game:: Hate Video Games
TV show:: Fear Factor, Amazing Race, Survivor, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, CSI:, Without a Trace, and Crossing Jordan
Movie:: Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King, Day After Tomorrow, and
Book:: St. Helena, Best Seller Both By Christopher Knight, The Da Vinci Code By Dan Brown and Any Chicken Soup Books.
Food:: Dont have one....
Game on a cell phone:: Trail Biker on Nokia 3585i
CD cover:: Nelly: Suit
Flower:: lilac
Scent:: OldSpice
Animal:: Snakes
Cereal:: Chocolate lucky charms and honey nut cheerios
Website:: matmice, elftown, hi5, ratemybody, and many more
Cartoon:: family guy and the simpsons
Play an instrument?:: no
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: no
Like to sing?:: only in the shower and in the truck.
Have a job?:: nope
Have a cell phone?:: yes
Like to play sports?:: naw
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: naw dont need a man to fullfill me.
Have a crush on someone?:: yepperz
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nopers
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: yes, we have 8 of them
Have any special talents/skills?:: uh......no comment?
Excercise daily?:: i walk alot does that count?
Like school?:: yea its cool
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: prolly not
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: yea, sure
Speak any other languages?:: a little french
Go a day without food?:: yea i think so
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: yea i could do it anytime.
Roll your tongue?:: dunno
Eat a whole pizza?:: nope
Snuck out of the house?:: yep
Cried to get out of trouble?:: uh nope
Gotten lost in your city?:: yep but it was cuz i was with a hottie....
Seen a shooting star?:: yup
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: nope.
Had a serious surgery?:: nope
Stolen something important to someone else?:: no, never!
Solved a rubiks cube?:: naw, maybe when i was a lil one...
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yea
Cried over a girl?:: nope
Cried over a boy?:: yes.
Kissed a random stranger?:: .hehehe....does chris count Michelle?! or how bout Cowboy?!
Hugged a random stranger?:: hmmm.....yep i believe so
Been in a fist fight?:: nope
Been arrested?:: nope
Done drugs?:: yes
Had alcohol?:: yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: haha, no, but pop, and it hurt like a bitch
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: naw only when i wanna annoy people!
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: nope
Swore at your parents?:: couple of times
Been to warped tour?:: nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yes
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: unfortunenlty
Been to a casino?:: yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no! god i would cry
Broken a bone?:: no
Gotten stitches?:: yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: no sounds fun doe
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope
Made homemade muffins?:: yea
Bitten someone?:: yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: no, im a loser
More than 5 times?:: no
Been to niagra falls?:: no
Burped in someones face?:: no...eww
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yea when i was really little
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: hmm bout an hour ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: its been awhile
Read a book:: still workin on the Da Vinci Code
Had a snow day:: GAWD THIS SCHOOL NEVER SHUTS DOWN BUT IT DID ON FEB. 14
Had a party:: uhhhh yep
Had a slumber party:: hmmmmmm a lonnnnggg time ago
Made fun of someone:: hmm most likely on thursday last week.
Tripped in front of someone:: naw
Went to the grocery store:: this morning
Got sick:: bout a month ago
Cursed:: uh....bout a week ago
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: off
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: spray, i really hate lotion
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
Summer/winter:: SPRING
Snow/rain:: i LOVE the rain
Fog/misty:: misty
Rock/rap:: ROCK!
Meat/vegetarian:: meat
Boy/girl:: shit... the dilemma of a bisexual *not*.... ok, i will be honest, boy
Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate everything, except ice cream, vanilla wins that one
Sprinkles/icing:: icing
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: crap on you! toast is healthier, so ... damn, i LOVE THEM BOTH!
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries becuz they could be used in a kinky way
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean, even tho i have never seen one
Hugs/kisses:: kisses
Cookies/muffins:: muffins
p33n/bewbz:: what the fuck?
Wallet/pocket:: pocket...?
Window/door:: door
Emo/goth:: what the fuck in an emo? goth is hot
Pink/purple:: hmm how bout black?
Cat/dog:: niether i like snakes
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: long
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: spring break
Spring/autumn:: AUTUMN! thats the best season EVER
Clouds/clear sky:: clear
Moon/mars:: moon
How many friends do you have?:: lots, too many to count
What are their names?:: Becca, Molly, Robert, Sara, Amanda, Lyz, Sivy, Krystal, wow...im havin a brain freeze...lol...well i have lotz more!
Do you have a best friend?:: yepperz..
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: Naw dats wrong
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: girls
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yes....RIP Samantha Day * October 1989-February 2003* and Louis Brown ( October 21st 1987-January 16th 2005*
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yea
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: umm...yep me and Brittany York...SPERMIE!!!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yepperz it ended our friendship
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: i help them when they are really sad
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: umm...i dunno...
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yea totally
What friend have you known the longest?:: Now i would have to say Krystal but if i were friends with Michelle still i'd say her.
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: yep
If so, what is it?:: introducing michelle to dan...
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: lotz?
Do any of your friends drive?:: hmm...yep
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yes....
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: ...stole more then 200 dollars in necklaces.
What do you think your friends think of you?:: Most prolly hate me and i dont give a flyin fuck.
Have you ever been in love?:: yes...
If you have, with who?:: Kevin
Are you single?:: yea,
Are you in a relationship?::
If so, for how long?:: it will be a year in July
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: yep
What is your idea of the best date?:: one that ends with... well, you know ;) haha, jk, idk, maybe a nice restaurant and then ... dancing or something?
What was your first kiss like?:: i dunno
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: uh around 6
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: being in love?
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yep and i regret almost all of them
Have you ever been dumped?:: once
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yes.
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: hmmm....i had sex while i was sleeping?
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: feet
Hat:: hair
Hard:: Cock
Free:: bird
Space:: astronaught
Taste:: tongue
Good charlotte:: hot
Red:: black
Deep:: Cut
Heart:: Life
Cord:: Rope
Cheese:: Nachos
Rain:: Wetness
Work:: Play
Pedal:: Bike
Head:: BlowJob Betty
Bed:: sex
Fluff:: Me
Hardcore:: punk
Race:: Nascar
Knife:: blood
Jump:: ropes
am:: cold as hell
want:: a guy
need:: to find you
crave:: YOU
love:: nothing
hate:: everything
did:: like you
feel:: nuttin
miss:: my friends
am annoyed by:: Sara! LOL JK
would rather:: be dead
am tired of:: being hated
will always:: love yoooouuuu!!!
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Country and Rap
What time is it now?:: 6:43
What day is it?:: umm... Tuesday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: This afternoon
How much money do you have right now?:: none, like $4
Are you hungry?:: naw
Whatcha doin?:: this
Do you like parades?:: not particularily
Do you like the moon?:: yea its purdy
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: put it up in my profs
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: hehehe, yea!
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: mind reading...
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: yes
What about sock em boppers?:: nope
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no
funny?:: i can be
pretty?:: naw
sarcastic?:: yuppers
lazy?:: yes totally
hyper?:: sometimes
friendly?:: never
evil?:: alwayz
smart?:: yea
strong?:: maybe
talented?:: at some things
dorky?:: i can be its really funny
high:: Nicky
skip:: April
dance:: Krystal
lonely:: Me
pen:: Josh
flower:: Molly
window:: Dunno
psycho:: Me
brain freeze:: Amanda
orange:: Dunno
sassy:: Sara
jelly:: umm... i really dont know
suicide:: its sad but it is sometimes the only way people can go, and thats too bad, you have to support what people want, always, unless it hurts others
love:: yes
drunk drivers:: how can you support that?? fuck naw
airplanes:: dunno
war:: NO!
canada:: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? how can you be against a country??
united states:: i love this country just hate george bush! CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!
rock music:: WOOT yea its the best
gay marriage:: TOTALLY! omg, im opinionated
school:: gah, its ok, but whats with the HOMEWORK?!
surveys:: i like them but this one is a bit annoying
parents:: i love my parents
cars:: alwayz
killing:: NO
britney spears:: eeew, shes a plastic
coffee:: yuk
pants:: well, i like them, they are really hot...
Sky dive?:: no
Play strip poker?:: yea
Run away?:: no
Curse at a teacher?:: depends what they did... if they called me a fag or something then yea
Not take a shower for a week?:: naw
Ask someone out?:: yea i kinda get stuck with that
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: umm... no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yea it would be awesome
Go scuba diving?:: yes i wanna this summer
Write a book?:: no
Become a rockstar?:: no
Have casual sex?:: yea
What shampoo do you use?:: Daily Renewal
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: July
What kind of computer do you have?:: Compaq Presario
What grade are you in?:: 9/10
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yep
Or just make out?:: yes
How many posters do you have in your room?:: 4
How many cds do you have?:: tooo dayum much
What time is it now?:: 11:22
+ Slept in your bed: my mom...and me?
+ Saw you cry: i dunno...
+ Made you cry: no one
+ Spent the night at your house: amanda.
+ Shared a drink with: uh michelle?
+ You went to the mall with: my becca
+ Yelled at you: my sister
+ Sent you an e-mail: uh....i dunno...ohhh jeremey
+ Said they were going to kill you: my friend...
HAVE YOU EVER...
+ Said "I love you" and meant it? yes
+ Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish,etc.? fish?? How the fuck do u fight with a fish??
+ Been to New York? No
+ Been to Florida? No
+ California? nope
+ Hawaii? No, and I don’t plan to
+ Mexico? nope
+ China? i only wanna adopt from therre
+ Canada? no thanks
+ Danced naked? nope
+ Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the same day? nope
+ Got a really bad feeling about something then it happened? yep
+ Wish you were the opposite sex? I really do, I'd like being a guy they dont have all that shit to put up with, and make up, and their periods, and giving birth… yes please...LOL...jk
+ Had an imaginary friend? yea it was a purle alien....saw him when i got high,...
SOME RANDOM...
+ Red or blue? Red, deep deep red
+ Spring or fall? Spring
+ Santa or Rudolph? Santa, Rudolf is a hypochondriac who has a chronic cold which gives him a red shiny nose, and santa gives presents, WHO DO U THINK WINS???
+ Math or English? Math
+ What are you going to do after you finish this survey? get offline
+ What was the last food you ate? uh a Corndog
+ High school or college? College
+ Are you bored? No
+ How many buddies are on? 34
+ Last noise you heard? Music
+ Last time you went out of the state: I have not really ever been in state
+ Things you like in a girl/guy: looks, personality, and teeth
+ Do you have a crush on someone? nope dont have one
+ Do they know? nope
+ What's his/her name? I dont have one
+What do you think of ouija boards? dont have one.
+ What's on your mouse pad? nuttin
+ Favourite board game? clue or monopoly
+ Worst feeling in the world? Knowing ill never see my dad agian
+ What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? gawd school!
+ How many rings before you answer? Usually one or two
+ Future daughter's name: Skiler
+ Future son's name: Khristopher
+ Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
+ Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Nope
+ If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Art Historian or Iconologist or Forensic Scientist
+ Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty, with the majority for once, lmao
+ Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? nope
+ What's under your bed? uh pictures...
+ Favorite sport to watch? uh....
+ Hair Color: dark brown and blonde highlights
+ Eye Color: brown and blue
+ Height Currently: 5'4"
+ Current Age: 17
+ Siblings: 1 sister
+ Siblings Age: 21
+ Location: St.Ignace Michigan
+ College Plans: NMU
+ Any Piercings: nope
+ Best Friends: Molly, Amanda, Becca, Kayla, and Brittany
+ Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I don’t have one, but I don’t really want one this second… I don’t even know what I want
+ Current Crush: Cowboy
+ Hobbies: anything
+ What Type Automobile: Ford Explorer Sport Trax
+ Are You Timely Or Always Late: im almost always on time
+ Do You Have A Job?: Nope
+ Do You Like Being Around People: kinda
+ Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with?: nope
+ Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did?: yes
+ Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After?: yea the wrong one, that’s why im alone
+ Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now?: yea…
+ Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend?: nope
+ Are You Lonely Right Now?: yea a lil
+ Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married?: yes
+ Do You Want To Get Married?: yes
+ Do You Want Kids?: I want two a girl and boy
+ Room In house: My Bedroon
+ Type of music: Country and Rap
+ Band: To many
+ Song: umm....how do you get that lonely by blaine larsen
+ Color: Black, white, and Red
+ Perfume Or Cologne: axe, adidas, and Old Spice and....Exclamation!
+ Season: Spring
+ Cried: no
+ Bought somethin: no
+ Gotten Sick: yes
+ Sang: yepperz
+ Said I Love You: yes
+ Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them, But Didn't: no, sad isn’t it?
+ Met Someone New: Yes
+ Moved On: I don’t think so… I don’t really understand
+ Talked To Someone: of course!
+ Had A Serious Talk: yes
+ Missed Someone: yes
+ Hugged Someone:yes
+ Kissed Someone: no
+ Fought With Your Parents: Noper
+ Dreamed about someone you can't be with: yes
+ Had a lot of sleep: no
+ Wanted This Survey To Be Over: no I ♥ surveys
OTHERS...
x. My Father thinks I am: spoiled
xMy Mother thinks I am: a brat
x. My girlfriend thinks I am: I dont like chicks
x. My best friend thinks I am: strange
x. your three best qualities : cute, weird, and a bitch
x. three worst qualities: depressed, paranoid, and lonely
x. you get embarrassed when : I say something stupid infront of new ppl or the ppl I like
x. makes you happy : dunno...
x. upsets you : stupid preppy whores
x. you keep a diary : no
x. you like to cook : no
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone : yes
x. you fold your underwear : no
x. you talk in your sleep : no
x. you set your watch ahead: no
x. you bite your fingernails: no
x. you believe in love: yes
x. movie you rented : Ladder 49
x. movie you bought : Taxi
x. song you listened to : Let Them Be Little by Billy Dean
x. song that was stuck in your head?: uh.. Die For You By Nelly
x. song you've downloaded : i dunno
x. CD you bought : I don’t remember
x. CD you listened to : Nelly
x. TV show you've watched : Fear Factor
x. person you were thinking of : Cowboy
DO...
x. you wish you could live somewhere else : no
x. you think about suicide : yea
x. you believe in online dating : no
x. others find you attractive : naw
x. you want more piercings : omfg yea i need my first one tho...
x. you want more tattoos : I want at least 1 more
x. you drink : yes
x. you do drugs : no
x. you smoke : no
x. you like cleaning : nope but i do
x. you like roller coasters : no
x. you write in cursive or print : it’s a mix
x. you carry a donor card : no not yet
HAVE YOU...
x. ever cried over a guy?: yes
x. ever lied to someone : yes
x. ever been in a fist fight : yes
x. ever been arrested : no,
WHAT...
x. shampoo do you use : daily renewal
x. What perfume do you use: adidas or old spice
x. shoes do you wear : Phat Farm
NUMBER...
x. of times you have been in love? twice and i regret both
x. of times you have had your heart broken? : twice
x. Bone you have broken? none
x. of guys you have kissed? : 8
x. of people you've slept with? : 1 ive had sex with and ive slept in bed with 8
x. of people you consider your enemies? : ALL PREPPY WHORES...
x. of CDs' that you own?: many many
x. of times your name has appeared in the newspaper?: dunno
x. of things in your past that you regret? : nope
(1)Your gender: Female
(2) Straight/gay/BI?: Straight
(3) Single?: yes
(4) Want to be?: no
(5) Your birthday: Dec. 18
(6) Age you act: depends whos talking to me and how many hot ppl are around me
(7) Age you wish you were: 21
(8) Your height: 5'4"
(9) The color of your eyes: brown and blue
(10) Happy with it?: yea everyone says theyre pretty
(11) The color of your hair: dark brown with blonde highlights
(12) Happy with it?: yes
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: right
(14) Your living arrangement?: my mom sister and use to be my living father..
(27) Your family: I have a mom, dad, and sister
(29) What's your job: none yet
(30) Piercing?: nope
(31) Tattoos?: yes
(32) Obsessions?: nope
(35) Do you speak another language?: I can speak very little french
(36) Have a favorite quote?: yea it’s at the top of my page
(37) Do you have a WebPage?: yep...http://www.matmice.com.home.hotbaby4you2fuk
(38) Do you live in the moment?: nope
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: I have to be
(40) Do you have any secrets?: yep
(41) Do you hate yourselfnot all the time
(42) Do you like your handwriting: yes love it
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: no
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: i dunno?
(45) If a movie were made about your life, what would it be called?: uh SatansAngel
(46) What's your biggest fear?: To die and never expierence anything fun...
(47) Can you sing: aha, no
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: nope
(49) Are you a loner?: umm, no, I gotz friends
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yea, I think so
(52) Are you a daredevil?: not really
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: I can be both
(55) Have you got a question?: nope...do you?
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?: im opinionated, im gullible
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: love
(59) How do you vent?: i dont
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yes
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: well to be honest i regret not fuckin cowboy
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: yea, not bad, getting better
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: love urself cuz ur stuck with it
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: my eyes
(65) And least?: my fatness
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: nope
(67) Are you confident?: nope
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: fuck if i know
(69) Do people know how you feel?: uh no
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: yes
(71) Smoke?: no
(72) Do drugs?: no
(73) Read the newspaper?: yea
(74) Pray?: only at funerals
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: yepperz `
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: no anymore
(78) Take walks in the rain?: yea I luv the rain
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: yes
(80) Drive?: no
(81) Like to drive fast?: nope
(82) Liked your voice?: nope
(83) Hurt yourself?: nope
(84) Been out of the country?: no
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: nope!
(86) Burped?: yes
(87) Been unfaithful?: yes
(88) Been in love?: yes
(89) Done drugs?: yes
(90) Gone skinny-dipping?: yes
(92) Had a surgery?: yes
(93) Ran away from home?: yes
(94) Played strip poker?: nope
(95) Gotten beaten up?: when I was little
(97) Been picked on?: used to be
(98) Been on stage?: yes
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: …………….no
(100) Slept outdoors?: yea,
(101) Thought about suicide?: yes
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: yea
(103) If yes, what is your record?: 48 hours
(104) Gone one day without food?: i dunno i think so
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: yes to Jose Montero
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: yea
(107) Slept all day?:yep
(108) Killed someone?: no
(109) Made out with a stranger?: yes
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: no
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: yea all the time
(112) Kissed the same sex?: no
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: no
(114) Been betrayed?: yea
(115) Had a dream that came true?: nope
(116) Broken the law?: yes
(117) Met a famous person?: yes
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: nope
(146) Stolen anything?: yep
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: no
(148) Been in a mosh-pit?: yea
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? yes
(150) Considered religious vocation?: nope
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: no,
(152) Bungee jumped?: nope
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: one, but it was a long time ago
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: I have a lot of clothes that would take a long time
(159) Wear hats?: nope
(160) Judge other people by their clothing?: not judge so much as put into groups=D
(161) Wear make-up? At halloween
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: skirts
(164) Are you trendy?: not really, I make my own style
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: yes
(175) Love at first sight?: sure…
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes, of course
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: no
(181) Do you remember your first love?: yes
(184) Still love him?: yes but as a friend
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: nope
(186) What do you find romantic?: food and chocolates
(187) Turn-on?: nice body, clothes, and voice and of course their eyes...
(188) Turn-off?: macho or slutty
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: like, ok thanks but I don’t swing that way
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or going on a date: no, but knowing that they aren’t a criminal or addicted or something is a plus I guess
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: no, that would be weird and cloney
203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: yes I have
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: nope
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: they are hot
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they have dicks
(208) Are you in love?: no
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: no, but I would if I had one
(211) That haunted you?: omg my dad
(212) You wanted to kill?: none
(213) That turned you on?: Cowboy
(215) That you had sex with?: Chris
(216) You went shopping with?: Becca
(217) That broke your heart?: Chris
(218) To disappoint you?: Amanda
(219) To ask you out?: Chris
(220) To make you cry?: My Dad Bein Dead
(221) To brighten up your day?: Molly
(222) That you thought about?: My Daddy
(225) You talked to through IM?: i dunno...
(223) You saw a movie with?: Angie and Dale
(224) You talked to on the phone?: Nich's Mom Becky
(226) You saw?: My Niece
(227) You lost?: My Friend...Louie...God Rest Your Soul...
(229) You thought was completely insane?: Nich
230) You wanted to be?: dead....
(231) You told off: Michelle Bellville
(232) You trusted?: My Aunt
(233) You turned down?: Brandon Mundt he was goofing around....
(234) Smiled?: today
(235) Laughed?: today
(236) Cried?: a long time ago
(237) Bought something?: dunno
(238) Danced?: today
(239) Were sarcastic?: today
(240) hugged someone?: today
(241) Talked to an ex?: not lately
(242) Watched your fave movie?: 2 or three weeks ago
(243) Had a nightmare?: dunno?
(245) Talked on the phone?: Earlier
(246) Listened to the radio?: This Morning
(247) Watched TV?: This Afternoon
(248) Went out?: July 2004
(250) Were mean?: earlier today
(251) Sang?: now
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: three months
(253) Said "I love you"?: last night to my mommy
(254) Missed someone?: past year
(255) Fought with a family member?: a while ago
(257) Had a serious conversation?: This Week
(258) Got drunk?: July 2004
(259) Had sex?: yes!
(260) Been kissed?: July 2004
1. Lotion: cowboy
2. Rubber: condom
3. CD: music
4. Bed: sex
5. Paper: notes
6. Run: dumb
7. Candle: fire
8. Mouse pad: blue
9. Sweatshirt: hoodie
10. Door: closed and locked
11. Pictures: photogenicy
12. Flowers: daisies
13. Deodorant: axe or adidas
14. Pencil: school
15. Sex: boring
16. Radio: commercial music
A- Age 17
B- Best Quality: eyes
C - Choice Of Meat: chicken
D - Dream Date: Bruce Willis Or R.M
E - Ex: Chris
F - Favorite Food: pinwheels
G - Greatest Accomplishment: staying in school...
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: it has yet to come
I - Internal conflicts: naw
J - Job title: dont have one yet
K - Kool-Aid: damn ceci!
L - Love: is blind and has no boundaries
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: My Life
N - Name: Sarah
O - Outfit You Love: pink skirt and anything else...
P - Pizza Toppings: cheese and ranch
Q - Question you want to ask: y cant i find love?
R - Red is what: blood and love
S - Sport To Watch: gymnastics, some hot ppl in that one
T - Television Show: Crossing Jordan and CSI and Law And Order SVU
U - Unique habit: none?
V - Very bad habit: being rude
W - Winter: beautiful
X - X-rays you've had: too many
Y - Year Born: 1987
Z - Zodiac Sign: Sagittarious
( Name ) Sarah St.Andrew
( Nicknames) StAndrew, SatansAngel, SatansBitch (Krystals Fav.)
( Birthday ) December 18th
( Age )17
( Astrological sign? ) Sagittarious
(Chinese zodiac sign? )Rabbit
( Location ) USA
( Sexual Preference ) Hetero
( Marital Status )single
(Current Haircolor ) brown with blonde highlights
( Eyecolor ) brown but blue right now....
( Height ) 5'4"
( Parents still together? ) My Father Died
( Siblings? ) 1 sister Amanda 21
( Nieces/Nephews? ) i damn well hope so or else Cecilia dont exsist
( Kids of your own? ) Noper
( Grandkids? )uh no....wouldnt i need kids for that to happen?
( Pets? )does a 2 year old toddler count?
( In school/graduated? ) grade 9/10
( Rent, lease, or own your home? ) parents rent it
( What do you do for work? ) nothing yet
( How much do you make? ) well, whatever my dad gives me
( Have any credit cards? )no
( AmEx? ) no
( What do you drive? ) i dont
(who do you like/fancy most in the world) Uh..................
(Best lucking girl in world) hmm...
(who do you hang around with mostly) Amanda and Becca
(how would u show that you love somebody) do something really sweet
(are you in a relationship) no
(would you die for the person you love) Yes
( Black and White/Color ) Red and Black and White
( Black/White ) Black
( Red/Blue ) Red
( Dogs/Cats ) Big Cats
( Roses/Daisies ) Daisies
( Beer/Liquor ) liquor
( Hair: Short/Long ) Short on Guys ; Long On Me
( Boots/Shoes ) shoes
( Food: Mexican/Italian ) italian!!!
( Dark/Light ) twilight ... best of both worlds
( Day/Night ) dusk
( City/Country ) country
( Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ) solid
( Color ) Black
( Animal ) Bengal Tiger
( Vehicle ) Dodge Ram or Ford Mustang
( Flower ) daisies
( Beer ) EWWW
( Liquor ) Smirnoff or Absolut or Tattoo....YUMMY
( Soda ) Mountain Dew
( Food ) Pinwheels
( Book ) The Da Vinci Code
( Author ) Christopher Knight, Dan Brown, and Stephen King
( Band ) Um.......
( CD ) Nelly Suit
( Song ) how can you get that lonely by Blaine Larsen and where were you when the world stopped turning by Alan Jackson.
( Movie ) Day After Tommorrow and Lord Of The Rings 1-3 plus Extended Versions.
( Director ) Stephen King
( Country ) Michigan
( City ) St.Ignace
( School Subject ) Math
( Movie genre ) comedy or drama
( Color your hair? ) i have been there and done that...*looks at my hair* dayum i need to do it agian
( Have tattoos? ) yeppers
( Piercings? ) nope
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?) nope
( Own a webcam? ) yes
( Ever get off the damn computer?) yea
( Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ) non, je ne parle pas le deutch
( Hablar Espanol? ) no
( Quack? Quack quack? ) where?
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) no but my parents do haha
( DUI? ) no
( Been in a wreck? ) no
( Been arrested? ) no
( Stolen a car? ) no
( Stolen anything? ) yes
( Smoke? ) no, it kills u, i'll die from second hand smoke ne ways so i might as well smoke cuz then at least i get a filter
( Pot? ) yes
( Crack? ) no
( Drink? ) yes
( Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ) no
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ) LMAO I WISH my name bugs me
( Posed for nude pics? ) uh...yes...
( Considered a life of crime? ) nope
( Considered being a hooker?) no
( Maybe a pimp? ) yes
( Cheated on someone? ) yes...i was drunk
( Been married? ) no
( Been divorced? ) i wasnt married, but divorce is VERY common thing for me, just like pissing, really
( Had sex outdoors? ) Nope but it sounds fun,....BRITTANY LETS TRY! lol
( What are you listening to? ) Country Music On Launch
( What are you watching? ) my comp screen
( What time is it? ) 10:06 PM
( What are you wearing? )my annoying shirt and pink skirt...:D
( Wanna cyber? )no
( Hey baby, nice shoes... ) wanna trade?
( What're you drinking? ) KoolAid
( Eating? ) no
( Got both hands on the keyboard? ) yea
( You sure bout that? )pretty sure,
( Who are you talkin to? ) No One...
( What other windows do you have open?) About 8 other windows
( How bored are you? ) EXTREMELY
( Be anywhere, where would you be? ) Paris
( Who would you be with? ) COWBOY
( What would you be doing? )nuttin...
1.do you shave? Yea
2.what do you shave? My legs and other areas that need to be shaved....not there tho ...:D *looks down...* oww...
3.why? so I don’t cover up my sexy face, lmao, jk
4.what color is your razor? Shiny silvery color
5.what size is your bed? King
6.do you like it? Naw Its Not Big Enough...
7.you're going on a date for a walk around the lake then a coffee at a cafe. what do you wear FROM your closet? my green shirt and black skirt...:D
8.Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man/woman with each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars? Hell Naw unless its ummm R.M or Bruce Willis....YUMMY
9.if you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think? I’d be like, fine… I won't age at all, I guess
10. letter or e-mail? Email, I guess, it gets there faster
11. if world war III broke out, what would you say? OMG i wanna die. *gun shoots* damn,....
12.buttons or boxes? who gives a flyin fuck?
13.which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? Molly, Amanda, Tonya, Becca and Jordan
15. what's something a guy/girl will wear that'll turn you on? Uh...Snoopy Boxers on COWBOY
16. what do you think of soulmates? i believe in them...my parents were souls mates till my daddy died last year.
17.florida or cali? I’ve never been to either, but id rather go to France if you ask me..... OR PUERTO RICO!
18.is the world screwed? Watch the flash animation End Of The World
19.is cussing a neccesity in life? Well, no but it becomes habit so it is just another human condition
20.what's an object you can't live without? My Cell Phone
22.You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opp. sex. how do you act and feel around that friend the next day?
LOL we would kill ourselves oover it allllllllllllll weeeeekkkk
23.would you rather be rich with 15 spoiled brats or just barely making it with a dog? Rich, then I can send the brats to a
private school or disown them and not have to worry about them… jk
24. how's your schoolwork for you right now? I dunno...whats due tommorrow?
25.what's something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against them? My Cousin Takin My Job last Year!
26.Favorite weather? Sunny on a beach or cool in the winter, but not too cold
27.what's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? Nice Teeth ohhh and nice body...
28.what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? Good Personality
29.do you know what 143 means? Omfg IM IN THE DARK AGAIN!!! In other words, no
30.who's phone number are you hoping to get? Hmm… idk, really, not on the prowl for ne 7-digits right now
31.describe melancholy- a woman in a long yellow dress wandering through an endless field singing sadly to herself
32.describe mellow- *not me!*
33.do you beleive in ghosts? Yes and I think that they can kill you to...
34.what time did you sleep last night? Midnight
35.which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now? Cowboy *dreamz*
36.is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf? no but it happens
37.would you rather be married in venice, italy... or honolulu, hawaii? Venice, its so much more romantic
38.would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life? Omfg whats with all the food questions?
39.(guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower?
(girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy? Id be like woo, u earned some fun time=D
40.do you want to drop out of school? naw ive done i once and regret it now.
41.what do you think of the word, "no pain, no gain" ? there is soo gain without pain, its not a necessity of life
42.what do you think of the quote "eyes are the passageways into the soul" ? but words are the way to my heart? i like it...:D
43.What do you think of sleep? It’s a very lonely thing.
44.if you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would
you go for it? No, I would get bored with life in that body and eventually want to die
45.at one point in a girl/guy friendship will one them them like the other even if it's only for a little bit. true or false? Soo false
46.Are you a procrastinator? YEA I wonder if I’ll even finish my homework
47. waffles or pancakes? Hmm, neither i perfer french toast
48.how's your cereal in your bowl? Its good
49.what's an annoying trait about you? im a bitch
50.football or rugby? neither...
51.hat or visor? I don’t wear either, but some hats are hot and so are visors...
52.ice skating or rollerblading? Ice skating.. cause theres that nice cushiony ice to break your fall! And also cause I like the
cold..erm...while being wrapped up in something warm
53.(guys) your gf has long beautiful hair which you love, she comes to school the next day with a short crop cut. what do you
HONESTLY think?
(girls) your bf has hair you love. he comes to school the next day with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think? Depends
how they look with a bald head, but prolly like, omg rub me with it!
54.pizza or burgers? niether? but if i gotz to choose it will be pizza...
55.what color is your jacket? aint gotz one.
56.what's something you ALWAYS have on you? my GWL bracelet and my black jelly bracelet...:D
57.what do you think of guys with nailpolishes? Omfg hot
58.do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall alseep in 5 seconds? just stare in the darkness...
59.would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls or guys school? Private School
60.There's a high school that'll be on a cruise ship and you have the opportunity to go... but it's your last year at school, so do u
go? Hell yea! I don’t care what year it is
61. who do you want to take with you to the prom? .....Becca....Molly....Spermie...
62. your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. in their state of drunkness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with
someone else while you were together. they wake up the next morning with a slight memory that did something stupid. what do
you do? That’s ok, it has happened to me before...
63.is cyber sex considered cheating? Nope
64.how do you react to change? I thrive on the discomfort because it makes me a better person
65.are you happy? naw
66.favorite berries? Cherries
67.what's one physical feature you'd like to change about yourself? More muscle and less fat
68.do you take a shower or a bath? Shower
69.what's color's your towel? Well Its Tye Dyed...:D
71.what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? February 15th 2005
72.chalk or crayons? I don’t like either, but chalk is nice on sidewalks
73.how's you happiness level right now? 0 (low)- 10 (high): right now? about a 0 i am beyond bored!, 10 only comes during
orgasm;)
74. coffee, tea, or me? Depends, are u hot?
75.wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now? yep....
76.who was the last person who complimented you? Molly
77.whats wrong with your school? Mr Springsteen and all the Preppy Whores
78.do you know what an aphrodisiac is? Yea, god, im not stupid
79.who do you wish you could kiss? Cowboy…
80.movies at home or in a theater? Theater… big screen
81.wanna live in a castle? well...depends on the location...
82.isn't gondola a cool word? no
83.what coat do you wear in the winter? none...i wear my white ecko hoodie
84.(girls)what's something about guys you don't get? why they think the world revolves around sex?!
85.(guys) what's something about girls you don't get?
86.who was better in rush hour/rush hour 2? Jackie chan, all his own stunts
87.if someone said you were hot, what would you think? Thanks=D
88. you go to your bf/gf's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. what do you think? * Backs
Away Slowly*
89.what happens when you hear the word christmas? I Check My Calendar
90. sun or moon? Sun
91. what food brings back memories? Dirty Rice
92. what would you change your name to if you could? I don’t want to change my name,
93. what is your dream job? Art historian of just Leonardo Da Vinci
94. what religion are you? Catholic and Pagan
95. how many people have you kissed? 8
96. do you hate anyone? yep plenty....
97. math or english? Math
98. are you in love? no
99. black or white? black
100. how was this survey? boring....
I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER HAVE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER HAVE GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER [unfortunently]
(_) I NEVER HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(x) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(x) I NEVER HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (i have other cars though)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
{x} Fallen for your best friend? ugh....hell naw...
{x} Made out with JUST a friend? uhhh....does Cowboy count Becca?
{x} Been rejected? nope
{x} Been in love? yes....twice
{x} Been in lust? yes....
{x} Used someone? yes...
{x} Been used? yes.
{x} Cheated on someone? yes
{x} Been cheated on? yes
{x} Done something you regret? yep but i aint goin to go into details....COWBOY
{x} Considered a life of crime? naw
{x} Considered being a hooker? naw thats what molly is for LOL jk you know i love you...:D
{x} Considered being a pimp? i am a pimp baby!
{x} Are you psycho? are u joking?? yes and of course not
{x} Split personalities? yea maybe
{x} Schizophrenic? i talk to myself alot
{x} Obsessive? yep...BRITTANY YORK IS MINE!!!! LOL....jk
{x} Obsessive compulsive? yes very much so...:D
{x} Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore? uh huh all the time...:D
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? naw
{x} Understanding: i try
{x} Open-minded: yep
{x} Arrogant: :D
{x} Insecure: yes
{x} Interesting: naw
{x} Hungry: noper
{x} Friendly: noperz
{x} Smart: i think so, though my report cards could argue...
{x} Moody: yea....... dont test me
{x} Childish: when surrounded by hot ppl
{x} Independent: im getting more so
{x} Hard working: depends on my mood
{x} Organized: yepperz
{x} Healthy: i try to be
{x} Emotionally stable: no, probably not
{x} Shy: nopperz
{x} Difficult: yepperz
{x} Attractive: i am no judge, but id do me
{x} Bored easily: yepperz
{x} Thirsty: yea kinda...
{x} Responsible: prolly not?
{x} Sad: sometimes
{x} Happy: sometimes.
{x} Trusting: probably more than i should be
{x} Talkative: yepperz
{x} Original: tres unique
{x} Different: see above
{x} Unique: yepperz
{x} Lonely: yes....
{x} Color your hair? yep blonde streaks that were covered by blue, pink, purple, and green....
{x} Have tattoos? yep
{x} Piercings? noperz
{x} Floss daily? umm, no, it hurts lol....:D i do brush tho
{x} Own a webcam? yeppers
{x} Ever get off the damn computer? yea, god im not a nerd!
If I was a profession I'd be: Art History or Iconology or Forensics
If I was a country I'd be: The United States Of America
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: the dead sea
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: a sucker
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Leuvre in France
If I was a store I'd be: Hot Topic or Spencers Gifts
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: DC or Phat Farm or ADIDAS
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Drinking
If I was a swear word I'd be: fuck
If I was a icecream flavor I'd be: Chocolate
If I was a disease I'd be: Leukimia
If I was a board game I'd be: Clue
If I was a feeling I'd be: Love
If I was a president/prime minister I'd be: The First Female President or....Bill Clinton...
If I was a war I'd be: World War 2
If I was a city I'd be: St. Ignace
If I was a color I'd be: Blood Red, White,or Black
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Hating It
If I was a movie I'd be: The Day After Tommorow
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: colegate
If I was a buisness I'd be: an art museum
If I was a currency I'd be: the pound... worth the most...
If I were a month, I'd be: December or February
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a shark
If I were a direction, I'd be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A Chair
If I were a sin, I'd be: pride
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be: a RedWood
If I were a bird, I'd be: eagle
If I were a tool, I'd be: not the sharpest in the shed
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Blood Red Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Rain
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a flute
If I were an animal, I'd be: a tiger
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a carrot
If I were a sound, I'd be: a thunderstorm
If I were an element, I'd be: fire
If I were a car, I'd be: A Ford Mustang OR A Dodge Ram
If I were a song, I'd be: Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning by Alan Jackson OR How DO You Get That
Lonely By Blaine Larsen Or Perfect By Simple Plan
If I were a book, I'd be: The Da Vinci Code By Dan Brown
If I were a food, I'd be: a sucker
If I were a material, I'd be: latex
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a word, I'd be: Fuck
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: sad
If I were a shape, I'd be: an octagon
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
LAYER ONE
-- Name: Sarah St. Andrew
-- Nickname: StAndrew....SatansAngel....SatansBitch...(Krystal's Favortie!)
-- Birthdate: December 18th 1987
-- Birthplace: Cheboygan, Michigan, USA
-- Current location: St.Ignace, Michigan, USA
-- Eye color: Brown but i have Blue Contacts...
-- Hair color: Brown
-- Height: 5'4"
-- Righty or lefty: Righty
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Native American Baby!
-- The shoes you wore today: i havent... and i dont think i will...
-- Your weakness: i dunno... have to think about it
-- Your fears: Spiders...and heights
-- Your perfect pizza: cheese with ranch
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Be A Criminologist or An Art Historian
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: fuck....
-- Your thoughts first waking up: is it a school day?
-- Your best physical feature: Eyes.
-- Your bedtime: whenever
-- Your most missed memory: being with uhh nevermind
LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Mountain Dew
-- Fast food joint: Dont Have One
-- Single or group dates: group
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas...I hate Nikes
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate...
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: no
-- Cuss: usually
-- Sing: Yeah, but i know i suck
-- Take a shower every day: yes
--Have a crush(es): yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: i dont need to think i know
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: not really Mr Springsteen is an asss.
-- Want to get married: yea
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: yes
-- Think you're attractive: naw
-- Think you're a health freak: no freakin way
-- Get along with your parents: yea
-- Like thunderstorms: depends
-- Play an instrument: nope
LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex: Nope
-- Made out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: Ewww!
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: Yes, does out of a bag count?
-- Gone skinny-dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: i hold my alchohol very well except once
-- Been caught doing something: no
-- Been called a tease: yes
-- Gotten beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: yes almost 200 dollars in necklaces....*shhh*
-- Changed who you were to fit in: nope
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 20-99
-- Numbers and names of children: 2 a girl and boy, Christopher or Skyler
-- Describe your dream wedding: In DisneyLand
-- How do you want to die: Peacefully In My Sleep
-- Where do you want to go to college: NMU
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Criminologist or an Iconologist
-- What country would you most like to visit: France, England, Ireland, Germany, and Poland
-- Who is your guardian/ most loved person: dad and mom
LAYER NINE
In a guy...
-- Best eye color: blue or green
-- Best hair color: dark brown/ black
-- Height: Tall but not too tall
-- Best weight: doesnt really matter
-- Best articles of clothing: jeans
-- Best first date location: i dunno
-- Best first kiss location: Anywhere
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: not alot, maybe 3
-- Number of CDs that I own: too many
-- Number of piercings: none yet
-- Number of tattoes: one
-- Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper: i think once
-- Number of scars on my body: alot from my excema
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My BeaUTIFUL Friends:
[I AM WILLIAM HUNG] ---- !!!SPERMIE!!!
[Scorched Sun] --- !!!MOLLY!!!
[DE BRAT] --- !!!BRITTANY!!!
[Live 2 Party] --- !!!AMANDA!!!
[Deep Song] --- !!!JORDON!!!
[Sara G-SPoT] --- !!!SARA!!!
[partygirl_04] --- !!!SIVY!!!
[suicidal chick 04] --- !!!TIFFANY!!!
[babygurl 16] --- !!!TONYA!!!
[kamarasutraqueen] --- !!!DEBBIE!!!
[THEHOBBITEDONE] --- !!!MICHAEL!!!
[Titty Clamps] --- !!!ANDREW!!!
[Trojan Man C] --- !!!ROBERT!!!
[Crimson Regret] --- !!!JOSH!!!
[Rest In Peace]
-[Aunt Sues Husband]-
~Died On January 24,2004
-[LeRoy Clement St. Andrew]-
~April 13, 1962-February 15, 2005~
-[Dennis Floyd St Andrew]-
~Died On May 12, 2004~
-[Chipper Huskey]-
~Died June, 2004~
-[Paul Biaer]-
~Died On July 16, 2004*i believe*~
-[Uncle Al]-
~Died November, 2004~
-[Louis Claude Brown]-
~October 21,1987-January 16,2005~
I Miss You All Very Much...:'(
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<~~~~~~~~~reminds me of chris
hey its bob [Scorched Sun]'s best friend
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[Scorched Sun] iz my lover...lol
[Sara G-SPoT] is my bitch LOL
[Titty Clamps] is a nut
[I AM WILLIAM HUNG] is my sexi bitch.
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ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS
"Great Milenko"
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I introduce to you an occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
A soul from Shangra La, The Great Milenko
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Ladies and Gentlemen
Witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic
A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses
With the help of potions, talismans, and ancient relics
From the forbidden realms of the Dark Carnival
Ladies and Gentlemen
The Great Milenko
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha
"Hokus Pokus"
"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin P's in the haugh"
[Violent J]
Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv
Even sets I've never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.
[Chorus (1x)]
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
[shaggy 2 dope]
Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)
Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin glass
Broken neck, and busted your fuckin ass
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.
[Chorus (1x)]
What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Fuck em all, fuck em all
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"
Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
[Violent J]
Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fuckin parking lot
[shaggy 2 dope]
Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway
[Violent J]
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches
[shaggy 2 dope]
Then get the fuck with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it
When the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
[Chorus (x)]
Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Clouds of darkness and underneath them comes the clown
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Fuck dat!"
"Under The Moon"
I'm still here under the moon [2x]
[Violent J]
I was just a child but you seemed like so much more
The way you would approach me and drift across the floor
I'd see you in the hall, and you'd kiss me with a smile
I never understood it, was I even worth your while?
The others kids at school, they would hate me and they'd spit
Cuz I was just a no one, to them I wasn't shit
But you would always help me and stand there by my side
We were only seventeen, we'd be together till we died
But then it all happened on the ever dreadful day
Somebody tried to rape you and now I'll make him pay
You pointed him out to me, my thoughts began to race
I took my daddy's forty-five and shot him in the fucking face!!!
I did it all for you, and though I'm facing years
I would do the time just to equal all your tears
The last thing that you told me when I left the courtroom
Is that we'd always be together, cuz we're both under the moon
[Chorus (1x)]
I'll forever love you, even if you're doomed
We'll always be together cuz we're both under the moon
[Violent J]
I sit here in my cell and the walls are made of stone
I justified your pain, but now I sit alone
I write another letter, I write one every day
I never got a letter back, I write em anyway
I try to call collect, your number has been changed
I'm staring at the lightbulb and I start to feel the rage
You never came to visit me, I sit facing the glass
No one's on the other side, now it's in the past
My head is always spinning, I'm pounding at the wall
I feel like I'm forgotten, no sign of you at all
You're probably getting married, you're probably getting fucked
I'll break out of this cage and try to cut that motherfucker up
I curl up in the corner, my body will corrode
My teeth are turning into dust, skin is growing mold
I'm staring at the window of my eternal doom
I know that you are out there, somewhere underneath the moon
[Chorus (1x)]
[Violent J]
Many, many years, many more to go
Does she still remember? God, he only know
I now become a savage, they chain me to a wall
I still can see your body, I still can hear your call
I'm nothing but a maggot, I'm locked away and lost
The world it doesn't want me, my dignity is tossed
And to the girl for whom I feel this doom
Look here, fuck you and the moon
Hey! Fuck you and the moon [5x]
[Chorus (8x)]
I'm still here under the moon
I'm still here under the moon (still under the moon)
"The Neden Game"
"Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"
[Violent J]
Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
"Now, let's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"
"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?"
[shaggy 2 dope]
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"
"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!"
[Violent J]
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
[shaggy 2 dope]
Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
[Violent J]
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-whack
[Violent J]
I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
"What Is A Juggalo"
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
[Chorus (1x)]
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand
[Chorus (2x)]
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?
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ALANIS MORISSETTE LYRICS
"Not The Doctor"
I don't want to be the filler if the void is solely yours
I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey
Hidden in the bottom drawer
I don't want to be a bandage if the wound is not mine
Lend me some fresh air
I don't want to be adored for what I merely represent to you
I don't want to be your babysitter
You're a very big boy now
I don't want to be your mother
I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months
Show me the back door
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor
I don't want to be the sweeper of the egg shells that you walk upon
And I don't want to be your other half, I believe that 1 and 1 make 2
I don't want to be your food or the light from the fridge on your face
At midnight, hey
What are you hungry for
I don't want to be the glue that holds your pieces together
I don't want to be your idol
See this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights
I don't want to be lived through
A vicarious occasion
Please open the window
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor
I don't want to live on someday when my motto is last week
I don't want to be responsible for your fractured heart
And it's wounded beat
I don't want to be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling
What do you thank me
What do you thank me for
Visiting hours are 9 to 5 and if I show up at 10 past 6
Well I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom
You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor
"Head Over Feet"
I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that
You ask how my day was
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience
You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
"You Learn"
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time
Feel free
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind)
Hold it up (to the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn
"Forgiven"
You know how us Catholic girls can be
We make up for so much time a little too late
I never forgot it, confusing as it was
No fun with no guilt feelings
The sinners, the saviors, the loverless priests
I'll see you next Sunday
We all had our reasons to be there
We all had a thing or two to learn
We all needed something to cling to
So we did
I sang Alleluia in the choir
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
My brothers they never went blind for what they did
But I may as well have
In the name of the Father, the Skeptic and the Son
I had one more stupid question
We all had our reasons to be there
We all had a thing or two to learn
We all needed something to cling to
So we did
What I learned I rejected but I believe again
I will suffer the consequence of this inquisition
If I jump in this fountain, will I be forgiven
We all had our reasons to be there
We all had a thing or two to learn
We all needed something to cling to
So we did
We all had delusions in our head
We all had our minds made up for us
We had to believe in something
So we did
"Ironic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
"Right Through You"
Wait a minute man
You mispronounced my name
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you turned me away
Wait a minute sir
You kind of hurt my feelings
You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got meal ticket taste
I see right through you
I know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
You took me for a joke
You took me for a child
You took a long hard look at my ass
And then played golf for a while
Your shake is like a fish
You pat me on the head
You took me out to wine dine 69 me
But didn't hear a damn word I said
I see right through you
I know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
Hello Mr. Man
You didn't think I'd come back
You didn't think I'd show up with my army
And this ammunition on my back
Now that I'm Miss Thing
Now that I'm a zillionaire
You scan the credits for your name
And wonder why it's not there
I see right through you
I know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
"Hand In My Pocket"
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
"You Oughta Know"
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her
Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
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504 BOYZ LYRICS
"I Can Tell"
(feat. Jamo, Mac, Mercedes)
[Jamo]
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you want to fuck
[Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Jamo]
No, No, No you ain't gotta say to much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[mac_etc]
Now you ain't gotta say much cuz I was peepin you
Lookin at yo hips got me thinkin bout how deep
In you um tryin to go
You heard about No Limit Soldiers?
We get up in it and hit it harder then De La Hoya
I thought I told you soldier draws
Cover my balls, Um known for rippin the pussy walls
I heard you got that kill
I can see all in yo grill
Can you ride me like a black Mercedes?
And make me do that shit I never did with other ladies?
I got a woman so i'm not lookin for love
I just wanna fit yo glove
Get a couple of uh-uh's
Shove it in your mouth just like a thug
And uh, hit me on my pager if you want it
Its soldier passion
So get up on it if you want it WHOA-WHOA!!!!
[Beginning of Chorus-Jamo]
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Jamo]
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[End of Chorus-Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Mercedes]
Put me on the counter in the kitchen
Now baby pour my body with some ice cream
Lick me from head to toe
Bending me over
69'll be the next thing
I wanna taste your body all night long
From sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan
[Beginning of Chorus-Jamo]
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Jamo]
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[End of Chorus-Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Jamo]
Can I light a candle?
And kiss you in the places light won't show
I'll take my time and do it slow
I'll do my oral exercises
Right between your thighs
It's so very pleasural, I'll go places he won't go
Lets keep it on the low-low
So he won't know
Now lets take it to the floor
[Beginning of Chorus-Jamo]
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
[Jamo]
No, No, No you ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck
[End of Chorus-Mercedes]
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too
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THREE 6 MAFIA LYRICS
"Slob On My Knob"
[Juicy J]
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I found out and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something [4x4rebel]
My nigga D-Magic
Said they had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, feel up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the bitch out
Police busted in
Where the niggas at
We left just in time, and never came back
Roll through the hood, waving at the freaks
Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A nigga said he saw
Bogus all the time
Never get caught
"Slob On My Knob (Pt. II)"
(feat. Juicy J)
[Gangsta Boo]
Slob on my cat
Cause you know it's fat
Check in with me
And do that
[Juicy J]
Wait a second freak
I know you from the streets
My nigga Hurry T
Had said you chewed his meat
They call you little red
The one who slobs on head
And drinks a niggas nut
Until you well and fed
To see what she's about
I creaped to her house
To catch her in her blouse
And see how big her mouth
She pulled me to her room
To get the fuckin soon
I didn't have a rubber
I fucked with two balloons
Lay on the bed
That's all she said
Her pussy hairs were rough
Twisted tight in streads
The fucken sounds were tunes
I fucked her with a broom
She rode it like a horse
The blood came rushing soon
When I seen that
I didn't want the cat
So I found out
And never came back
[Chorus:]
Sucks on dick
Does it real good
Sucks sucks on dick
Does it real good
Sucks on dick
Does it real good
Sucks sucks on dick
Does it real good
[Juicy J]
My nigga D Magic
Had said he finally got it
The true and false blow
He said he had to have it
Know a little freak
In big ham
Licks up nuts
Like lickin stamps
She'll grant your wishes
Blow you freaky kisses
House full of G's
Freak horse bitches
Had the little freak
In my niggas jeep
Try to spit some game
To get her suck some meat
Lay on the cover
My natural hair she loved it
Stop bitch stop bitch
Please don't touch it
Took her trough some hoods
And let her hoe around
7 street 9 street
And street of walks and brown
Now she's in click
A pro on suckin dick
Until the rugged out
The bitch was smokin bricks
Straight trough the blow pipes
That's all she thought
Runnin from the rehab
Never got caught
Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Let's Go
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh ohhh ohh
Hold up stop now let me get a look at ya,
Damn girl I ain't seen you since prom,
Come to think about it I can't believe its been that long,
I heard your man locked down now how long he gone.... Oh dat long
How the hell he get time like that?
Three strikes with possession, aww he ain't comin back,
He left you with 2 kids and bills all around,
Plus you found out he had another chick cross-town,
It's always the darkness right before the sun rises
And you gotta stay strong for the kids in their eyes and
Please don't despise and go against all brothers and
have a hatred in your heart and take it out on another,
I hate to sound Tupacish now momma but keep your head up,
But you gon' make it I promise you keep your head up
And that, that don't kill you only makes you stronger
And the will to succeed will only feed the hunger, Fo' Reel (Fo' Reel, Fo' Reel)
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh oh ohh
I was at the gas station and a man walked past
With his sign will work for food, clothes or cash
and he asked if he could pump my gas, so I let him
Clean the windshield and throw out the trash, so I let him (Hey)
I even asked a brother his name, where he was from, got kids man and what's their ages
He kinda stuttered for a second, he kinda looked surprised that anyone would even take an
interest in his life
He said young brother dem the only words I done heard in the last year that wasn't no
or get the fuck away from herrre
How could somthin so simple as general conversation
Mean much more than general conversation? (Hey)
You could tell life had beaten him down
Like he was in the title fight and this might be his last round
Sometimes the easiest things we take for granted
Until they gone, then realise we even had it, Fo' Reel (Fo' Reel, Fo' Reel)
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh oh ohhhhh
I used to think that life had a plan for me
Until I realised life had to be planned by me, see that's the key
I only deal with what I can see cause over history, mystery brought us nothin but misery
Man more people done died in the name of the lord
Than in any natural disaster, disease or gangwars
Before guns there was swords and they was killin each other
and what's changed to this day still killin each other
Killin a brother while another mother cries for help
Man! we need to help a brother find themself
Feed em light 1, 2, 3
Hey! that's something every brother should see and that's Fo' Reel,
and that's Fo' Reel, and that's Fo' Reel
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh ohhh ohh
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh ohhh ohh
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhhh ohh ohhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha ha ha ohhhhhhh
N dey say ohhhhh ohhh ohh
Over and Over
Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can’t keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause it’s on in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can’t take it yeah I can’t shake it
Nooo
I can’t wait to see you
Want to see if you still got that look in your eyes
That one you had for me before we said our goodbyes
And it’s a shame that we got to spend our time
Being mad about the same things
Over and over again
About the same things
Over and over again
Ohh
But I think she’s leaving
Ooh man she’s leaving
I don’t know what else to do
(I Can’t go on not loving you)
Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can’t keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause its on in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again yeah
And I can’t take it yeah I can’t shake it
Nooo
I remember the day you left
I remember the last breath you took right in front of me
When you said that u would leave
I was too damn stubborn to try to stop you or say anything
But I see clearly now
and this chose I made keep playing in my head
Over and over again
Playing my head
Over and over again
Ohh
I think she’s leaving
Ooh man she’s leaving
I don’t know what else to do
(I Can’t go on not loving you)
Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can’t keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause its on in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can’t take it I can’t shake it
Nooo
(Now that I’ve realized that I’m going down from all this pain you put me through. Everytime I close my eyes I
lock it down
I can’t go on not loving you)
Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can’t keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause its on in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can’t take it I can’t shake it
Nooo
Cause its all in my head
I think about it over and over again
And I can’t keep picturing you with him
And it hurts so bad, yeah
Cause its on in my head
I think about it over and over again
I replay it over and over again
And I can’t take it I can’t shake it
Nooo
Over and Over again
Over and Over again
Cause it’s all in my head
Paradise
She said her name was (paradise)
Thats what she said to me
She said (paradise)
Thats what she said it would be
Cuz she, the finest women that ive ever did see
And not to mention how she looked in them jeans
She said her name was (paradise)
Thats what she said to me
She said (paradise)
Thats what she said it would be
Cuz she was, the definition of a ghetto queen
And you should see that apple bottom in jeans
I met her on a sunday
She walkin down the runway
Fi fly
So fine what the fuck im gon say
And i just sit imtiently just waiting my turn
Waiting for my perfect chance so i can spit out my words
I think she openly spokenly damn i hope she notices me
Hopefully she go for me
So she on the boat with me
And ima take her places she can never imagine
Like water ski'in in costa rica
With snow mobiling in aspen
She prefare the cold
Winter, snow
And do shit like the tropical
Am i dreamin let me know
Tell me is it possible
That i could be the one she in search for a man
And she could be that one that end my search for romance
No time to slack now, act now, ima bout to crack now, i put my rap down, mack down,
Aint no turning back now
I got the this feeling that she feelin the same
About to end this feeling games and just ask her her name
[Hook:]
So the next day monday
Im riding down the freeway
Hit her on the 2 way
Im like what you doing tuesday
She said that she was free anytime after 3
And every second after that will be reserved for me
I said thats good to know say no mo'
Ill be there around 4
Around 4 that fo' do
Phantom at your front door
You can take it for a ride
Keep it in papas sake
Debate it at fate and the
Reservations at 8
And after dinner, shampagne, walks along the beaches
With the moonlight shines on ya
And i cant create the words to explain myself
My temtation to feel ya body
Temtation to kiss them curves
One kiss two kiss she all on my neck now
Three kiss four kiss im all on her neck now that
Temperatures rising
Hips and thighs coming
Hynotizing man i dont wanna stop
It feels like
[Hook:]
They dont understand me because i really dont understand myself
I cant live with out (my girl)
Paradise is mine mayne
Anywhere and time mayne
She gon hold it down cuz she (my girl)
She love me she love me not
She love me to be on top
She love daddy to spank her cuz she (my girl)
And if you got ne doubts just ask when you see me out
Ill tell you who im talken bout
My Girl
Play It Off
[Chorus: Nelly]
She got that ba-da-buh-da
Your girl ain't gotta know I hit ya last night
I was all over your body goin ba-da-buh-da
Dame be such a hottie
Yo she's lookin over here but she won't get it out me y'all
Shake it off, that's how you play it off
Shake it off, that's how you play it off
Not now, no you can't take it off
But play it off, she won't know a damn thing
[nelly-o]
I play it off 'til it's played out
I had her motherfuckin ass on the couch, kinda laid out
She hittin them {?} gettin ate out
I know I'm spaced out (yeah) but the shit sound way out
So I had to take a playa out, switch up my whereabouts
Cause she was tryin to turn a playa out
And plus she know a nigga blazed out
And lil' mama gon' crack a window, let the haze out
She said she loves that stroke
Keep on her heels and her coat
Then she say she loves my moves
And the way I do, what I do
She got that ba-da-buh-da
Gotta make, sure, I don't get attached
That ba-da-buh-da
But it keeps, on, bringin me back
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
[nelly-o]
The Sun sick a triflin, so sick he have ya snifflin
Plus the chains like the nigga Slick Rick an' them
We had pick of them, strictly all dimensions and
Not to mentionin the Benjamins is thickenin
And now it's like a odyssey when she sayin hi to me
She eat the dick, then she cry when she gotta leave
Bye, bye, you gotta go now (yeah)
My girl, just, pulled up outside
She said she loves that stroke
Keep on her heels and her coat
Then she say she loves my moves
And the way I do, what I do
She got that ba-da-buh-da
Gotta make, sure, I don't get attached
That ba-da-buh-da
But it keeps, on, bringin me back
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
[nelly-o]
Just know the whole hood is lookin at you
So don't let your girl catch you
So have your story right, on how we met
Just have your story right, and don't never forget
You need your story right, cause she'll be upset
Her inner feelings'll be disrespect, but
She said she loves that stroke
Keep on her heels and her coat
Then she say she loves my moves
And the way I do, what I do
She got that ba-da-buh-da
Gotta make, sure, I don't get attached
That ba-da-buh-da
But it keeps, on, bringin me back
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
[nelly-o]
Story right
Just know the whole hood is lookin at you
Story right
So don't let your girl catch you
Story right
Pretty Toes
(feat. Jazze Pha, T.I.)
[Nelly + (Jazze Pha)]
(Whoa) OHH! C'mon (Ladies and gentlemen)
Ohh (Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen!)
We wanna welcome e'rybody for comin out tonight (Phizzle Phizzle)
(Most definitely) To another S-T-L/A-T-L connection
Whoo! We don't normally do this
But uhh.. we gon' keep the party goin (All around the world)
[Chorus: Jazze Pha]
Girls, girls, fly girls (yeah yeah yeahhhh)
Pretty toes all around the world.
I'm lookin for the country girls (go shorty, do your thing now)
City girls (go shorty, do your thing now)
Sexy girls (go shorty, do your thing now)
Pretty girls, ohh yeah
[nelly-o]
I need that one that'll make ya heart stop when you see her
She can get a pick of the 'Llac or the Modena
I'll give it all from two to fo'-seaters
It ain't gotta be Halloween, I'm +trickin+ just to +treat+ her
Jealousy in the urr - other girls wanna be her
She young right now, she's an up-and-comin diva
She ain't gotta measure up, but she gotta be off the meter
But if I can dance with Cindy, I can dance with Shaquita
Cause I know I can, I shall, I will
I feels I can, I felt
I plays with a whole lotta mil's
You ain't talkin 'bout nothin if you ain't talkin 'bout dollar bills (hey!)
Shorty glow shine, so fine, you gotta keep her (hey!)
Pretty toed, half Black, half senorita (hey!)
Coochie so good, make it hard for you to leave her
I'm a playa so even if I'm losin I never cheat her, uhh
[Chorus w/ Nelly ad libs]
[T.I.]
Hey, hey
T.I.P. be off the meter when he sharp as a needle
In a new two-seater, pissin on niggaz ego
I don't wanna rap no mo', I'm CEO
No mo' menage-a-trois, the full trio
Three ho, get in they mind like Miss Cleo
You know, nigga try a hold like Judo (oh!)
I know a lot of nigga hot about me ('bout me)
I know you niggaz ain't forgot about me
I'm a shotter{?} with the O's and the dro
And the blow and the, Jag-o and get the clothes out the sto'
Anyway - I got a bottle of Mo' and X-O
And I'm lookin for a modelin ho, so let's go
Get it right - six nights, six flights, six shows (six shows)
Six checks, each one, six oh's (six oh's)
Six broads to choose, they six pros
Light-skinned Asian bitches with pink toes (okay)
[Chorus w/ Nelly ad libs]
[Jazze Pha + (Nelly)]
There's so many fly girls I've seen
around the worrrrld (All around the worrrrld)
I gotta get me a girl (You gotta get you a what?)
Hey, hey - I gotta get me a girl (You gotta get you a who?)
C'mon c'mon - Nikki, Tasha, Kiki, and Laverne and Shirrrrl
(Yeah, yeah I know that mayne) Hey, hey
I gotta get me a girl (You gotta get you a what?)
I gotta get me a girl, hey
[nelly-o]
Uhh, uhh
Now I done been around the world TWICE, back again
Whoever thought I'd be twenty times plat-inum
Whoever thought I'd have jewels but I lack a gem
I done dealt with plenty dimes, but I lack the ten
A New York chick, I met her through the fashion biz
And we be doin them type of thangs - you can't imagine shit
She be bitin and screamin cause she's so passionate
Shorty got blue eyes but she African [echoes]
Talkin 'bout.
[Chorus w/ Nelly ad libs]
[nelly-o]
Yeah! We wanna thank all the ladies for comin out tonight
Every one that.. you know, open-toed, inch-heel stilleto
Maybe you might have a open-toed sandle
Or maybe you just runnin to the grocery sto' in your house shoes
with your feet out, girl you lookin good
OH!
[Jazze Pha + (Nelly)]
There's so many fly girls I've seen (Go shorty, whoo!)
Around the worrrrld, all around the worrrrld (Go shorty)
I gotta get me a girl (Definitely, ladies please)
Hey, hey - I gotta get me a girl (Keep your feet well-taken curr of)
C'mon c'mon - Nikki, Tasha, Kiki (It's a must)
And Laverne and Shirrrrl - hey, hey
I gotta get me a girl - I gotta get me a girl
I gotta get me a girl - hey, hey
Die For You
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for)
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for, you)
I remember feburary 27 1994
Tryin to make it to the hospital through 3 inches of snow
Somethings goin wrong i can tell but i dont know
I got this feelin in my gut this aint how i supposed 2 go
3 pounds 2 ounces and 2 months premature
To the incubator is she gon make it they aint sure
Automatically i placed the blame on my health
Hell im a father mayne, i placed the blame on myself
Was it somethin that i smoked, did i eat or did i drink it
Or was it somethin i was doin that i did or did i think it
Watchin her breathe through her holes in her nose
Whats this ckg machine, wats this shit on her toes
This 94 im 85 so im spooked as can be
Im prayin and im askin why he do this to me
See, i used to hold you in the palm of my hand
And jus to see you pull through, shit i knew you'd pull through
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for)
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for, you)
March the 2nd, 1999
The yurrr and the date i got my little mine
I guess i felt how my father felt and his father felt
And his father must have felt to see hiself
Its like a lil me in the flesh
He got my blood and my heart in his chest
Needless to say man i love him to death
Teach him if he disrespect me im'a love him to death
Left to go outa town right after he was born
Got a record deal 3 months later, daddy was gone
Its like im tryin to raise him over the phone
He barely kno my face when he see it but he know my tone
Im up at night like do he know who his daddy is
Im real close to sayin fuck the showbiz
But when i hurr him call his daddy na
And when i hurr him tell his friends i wanna be jus like my daddy na
Hope he forgive me for the sacrifice
So he can have a better life, than i had
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for)
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for)
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for)
You, dontcha know i'd die for ya
I'd lay down my life for ya (i would, die for, you)
Nobody Knows
(feat. Anthony Hamilton)
[Anthony Hamilton]
IIIIIIIII didn't know, there'd be troubles along the way
Nobody told me nothin, nobody told me nothin, nothin
Well, well, ohh, ohhhh, ohhhhhh, oahh-ohhhh
Well, ay-heyyy, ay-hey, we-ell
Uh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh
[nelly-o]
I went through, 8 different schools in, 12 different years
That's 30 different teachers, over ten thousand different peers
And I done fought in e'ryone, been suspended e'rytime
Besides a few a felony, done committed e'ry crime
But never braggin on, just want you to see me what I done done
I'm never proud of it, so I don't have to go back there again
And uhh, I used to go like house to house (man)
Sleepin on couch to couch (you know)
Walk around stickin out my hands, lookin for a handout
Only thing I handed out was more bills
Only thing pulled me out was my will
God told me the sun don't chill
Determined to make use of one of these skills
Either that or go beat the block
Ain't no way you can beat the cops
Ain't no way I can beat the clock
Just a matter of time shut down your shop
Ohh, you stay up day and nights, livin this way of life
I was +Young and Restless+
+All My Children+ came and then I had a +Guiding Light+ (hey)
No more of that sittin mayne (c'mon) sittin and waitin
and thinkin somebody comin to take me up off them streets
But now I know..
[Chorus - Anthony Hamilton]
Nobody told me that the road would be easy, yeah
I don't believe, I've made it this far
My whole life, man I've been workin so hard and I know
Nobody told me that the road would be easy (Whoaaaaaa, that the road)
I can't believe, I've made it this far (Whoo, yeahhh)
My whole life, man I've been workin so hard and I know
[nelly-o]
I can tell you right now, I'm sayin
I could sit here and count on one hand
How many people seen me graduate
I know a few that did but a bunch that ain't (hey)
Same folks showin up in swarms, waitin for me to go on
Wantin to see Ali perform, wasn't so po' before
I became this household name
I was playin them Little League games
Nobody curred if I go 0-for-3
Nobody out hurr rootin for me but my Momma
Supported me in e'rything, "Why she get e'rything?"
Some people got the nerve to ask
Y'all can kiss my ass, and that's my Momma
Got a sister that need my help (hey) and I gave peace all with wealth
Give anything that I have, just to see her in perfect health
Now we out hurr complainin, "I got work to do" (ohh)
How bad you think you got it, somebody else got it worse than you (hey)
I done had them down and ups and, don't plan on comin back down (no)
Don't plan on leavin hurr no time soon, but I got too comfortable now
Wouldn't have no knowledge of wealth, without no knowledge of self
And I'ma keep walkin this road - my mind, body and soul
I know [echoes]
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
[Anthony Hamilton]
I didn't knowwwww
There'd be troubles along the way (I didn't know there'd be troubles)
Nobody told me nothin (nobody told me nothin)
That would help me to ease my pain (to help ease my pain, yeah)
I've been walkin this roooooad, for forever and a day (forever and a day)
Now I've been searchin somethin (whoa-ohhh)
For someone to help me find my way (somebody help me, find my way)
And now I know
[Chorus - fades out w/ ad libs]
My Place
(feat. Jaheim)
I used to pride myself on being the other man
But now it's flipped and I don't want u with no other man
Why can't u understand anything I'm offering
I gave you the world but you just wanted arguing
From the time I picked you up, until the time I dropped u off again
Even flipped out on me at the mall again
"it's all his fault again" that's what u telling all ya friends
I aint pointing fingers ma, I just wanna call again
See how ya day going I know they stressin on ya
I know them times get hard that's why I'm checkin on ya
It's yours truly ma, I got a little message for ya
Anything he can do, girl I can do it better for ya, cause
[Bridgette loves you]
When we laugh or we cry it's together
Through the rain and the stormiest weather
We gon still be as one it's forever, it's forever
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Won't you come on and go with me
Come on ova to my place
Won't you sit ya self down and take a seat
And let me ease ya mind girl
We gon do it our way
I heard your friend told a friend that told a friend of mine
That you was thinking that we should do it one more time
If this aint the truth then hopefully it's not a lie
Cause I aint got no issue's with hitting at another time
We never had a problem gettin it done
Disagreed upon a lot ma but the sex wasn't one
Now check it I know u get excited (still) when I come round and bite it (girl)
Quit frowin up and quit actin like you don't like
I like it, I like it, I really, really like it, I want it, adore it, so come let me enjoy it
[Bridgette loves you]
When we laugh or we cry it's together
Through the rain and the stormiest weather
We gon still be as one it's forever, it's forever
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Won't you come on and go with me
Come on ova to my place
Won't you sit ya self down and take a seat
And let me ease ya mind girl
We gon do it our way
Shawty where u been
Feels like a long time, long, long time since I seen ya
Yes it has girl, when I know I said some fucked up things to u before
But girl u know I didn't mean it
(I didn't mean one single word)
(I never meant one single word)
If I could take back every word I would and more fo sho
If I thought that you believe it
Cause you make my life so convenient for me
[Bridgette loves you]
When we laugh or we cry it's together
Through the rain and the stormiest weather
We gon still be as one it's forever, it's forever
[CHELSEA! is radical.]
Won't you come on and go with me
Come on ova to my place
Won't you sit ya self down and take a seat
And let me ease ya mind girl
We gon do it our way
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The Freshman Sex Diet
The dreaded Freshman Fifteen - those infamous extra pounds that new college arrivals inevitably pack on. This weight gain typically results from a diet of dorm food, pizza parties, keggers, and junk-food fueled all-nighters, coupled with reduced physical activity. Luckily there is a fun and easy solution that can keep you in shape - have sex! Oral sex, intercourse, masturbation - it's all good, and it will all help you melt away the pounds. We've got some sexy diet tips and some sex-ercises to keep you slim while you do the deed. Have fun, and remember to use condoms and play safe.
Freshman Sex Diet Dos and Don'ts
Whack, don't snack!
Chilling in front of the TV is prime snacking time for lots of folks. Same goes for listening to music or watching movies. Next time you settle down in front of the tube, instead of reaching into that bag of chips, reach down your pants and spank the monkey or pet your kitty. If you're with friends, don't be shy; try to get them in on the act too. You could end up having a circle jerk or masturbation party.
Skip dinner and drinks.
Before a couple has sex, the social custom is to go out on a date which often involves eating fattening foods like burgers and pizza, or drinking high-calorie beverages like soda or beer. Alternately, going to a movie presents the temptations of buttered popcorn and jumbo candy bars. Our solution: skip the "date" portion of the evening and cut to the chase. If you're planning to end up in the sack anyway, why not just get down to business? It may not be as romantic, but it saves time, money, and calories. If, for the sake of decorum, you still feel the need for some pre-nookie preliminaries, choose an activity that keeps you moving: go dancing, take a walk or bike ride, or go bowling.
Don't mix food and sex.
Skip the fantasy scenes of licking whipped cream and chocolate syrup off each other's bodies. If you use any kind of flavored lube or lotion, make sure it's sugar-free. Not only will this help you shave off calories and carbs, but it will keep the sheets from getting sticky. It's not a good idea to get sugar in your cooter anyway, because it can bring on a yeast infection that will sideline your love life.
Don't spit, swallow.
Good news! Swallowing cum won't ruin your diet. In fact, it's good for you. Semen is a low-calorie, low-carb source of concentrated protein that is packed with essential vitamins and minerals. A typical load of cum has about 15 calories, which you will have easily burned off in the process of giving head. Also, ingesting a creamy man-snack can help curb your appetite between meals. For those reasons, we recommend performing blowjobs as often as possible.
Eat at the Y.
Got the munchies? Satisfy your oral cravings by chowing down on a hair pie, not a pizza pie. Cunnilingus is one of the best techniques to keep you compliant with a diet plan; you can't be sneaking chips and donuts while you've got a pussy on your face.
Fuck Your Way to Fitness
Sex is great exercise and it's more fun than going to the gym. Sex is good for your circulation, improves aerobic fitness by increasing heart rate and respiration, and exercises many major muscle groups. Each time you have sex, you burn between 100 to 300 calories per hour, depending on how vigorously you go at it. If you can't find a partner, don't worry; masturbation burns calories too.
To get the most fitness value out of sex, be sure to include lot of different activities in your session, like oral sex, vaginal intercourse, anal sex, tit-fucking, mutual masturbation, whatever you can think of. They key is to keep your bodies moving, use Viagra if you need help in the stamina department. Change positions often and use as many different positions as you can. Shifting from a 69 position to the missionary position to doggy style, especially on a cramped dorm bed, is as good as a yoga workout. To spot-tone problem areas of the body, here are some specific exercises you can do during sex. Your partner doesn't even need to know that you're working out while you screw. Try to avoid counting reps under your breath - it could spoil the mood.
Sex Exercises for Women
Inner Thigh Scissors Squeeze - Lay back on the bed, extend your legs out and spread them wide in a V. When your partner takes his position on top of you, bring your legs together around his waist. Using your legs, sqeeze him tight and pull him toward you. Release, spread your legs wide, and squeeze again. Alternate placing one leg over the other.
Cowgirl Quad Lifts - Have your partner lay on his back and kneel astride him. Insert his cock and ride it by using your thigh muscles to lift yourself up and down. Although it's tempting to bounce and ride him like a bucking bronco, using slow controlled muscle contractions will work the quadriceps harder.
Doggy-Style Derriere Tucks - Get on all fours with your butt sticking out. As your partner fucks you doggy style, match each thrust by moving your pelvis. When he pushes in, arch the small of your back and shove your butt back toward him. When he withdraws, round your back slightly and tuck your ass under by clenching your butt cheeks. Hold for a second and push back and up again. Repeat till orgasm
Sex Exercises for Men
Missionary Push Ups - Mount your partner in the standard missionary position, placing your hands palm down on either side of her body. Instead of thrusting your penis with your pelvis alone, use your whole body. Push up for the out-stroke, and lower your body down for the in-stroke. Going slow will give you a more powerful workout, and you'll last longer.
Cunnilingus Ab Crunches - Lay on your back and have your partner get on top of you in a 69 position. She should crouch over you so that her ass is up in the air a bit while she goes down on your cock. Her crotch should be a few inches above your face. In order to eat her out, instead of craning your neck up, elevate your head and torso by contracting your abdominal muscles in a crunch. Hold this position for a long as possible while you lick her pussy. Repeat until she comes.
Glute Power Thrust - Whatever position you're in while humping, you can add more oomph to your thrust and firm your glutes at the same time. As you penetrate your partner and move your pelvis forward, clench your butt cheeks as tightly as possible. This will push your penis even further, deepening your stroke. Hold the clench for a moment, and release. Repeat on each thrust.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html
I am a A Song Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Song Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Song Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, a Song Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....
Song Dragons are semi-nomadic in nature. They do choose a general geographic region to live in, but move their nests frequently within their territory. They build their nests in remote areas, where they are secluded from outside disturbances.'
Song Dragons are a dull grey color to their scales, but are graceful and quick in movement. The most striking attribute of the Song Dragon is it's voice. Having several sets of vocal chords, the Dragon's every word reverberates like a string symphony.'
Song Dragons build their homes deep in seclusion, but in truth they are very social and friendly in nature. They will often be found polymorphed into human form and fraternizing with people in bars and public places. Song Dragons are the bards of dragonkind, they greatly value creative thinking and artistic talent. They live life to it's fullest, and are well known for going to extremes. They are also known for their good-hearted nature and kindness.
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This Dragons favorite elements are: Jade, Music, and Happiness
http://Dragonhame.Com
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Missing: </b>| Age: 20 | Year of birth: 1987 | Month of birth: 12 | Day of birth: 18 |
Gender: female
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Michigan
Exact place of living: A Hole In The U.P
Other interests
| art | chasing the preferred sex | cooking |
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| dancing | drinks | history |
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| party | shopping |
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Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: big breasted
Height: 163
