You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat. this is a kick ass saying...


I am: The Snowman
I hurt: When your not near
I want: What cannot be obtained
I hate: The masses
I cry: For you
I fear: My past
I hope: For the hopeless
I feel alone: When there is no1 near
I waste: My time
I talk: To the darkness
I break: Your face
I watch: You fail
I remember: What they say
I sleep with: The pain
I hide: From myself
I drive: Into the night
I burn: Like a blue flame
I breathe: A cold breath
I miss: Her
I feel: Her
I know: Her
I dream: About Her
I await: For Her
I live: To see her Smile
I die: Alone


THE STONERS PLEDGE
peace,pot,tequila shot, jesus luvs you stoned or not, sex,drugs,rock+roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die, fuck the world lets get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule...



Guy: I saw her today.
[Girl:] I saw him today.
Guy: It seems like it's been forever.
[Girl:] I wonder if he still cares.
Guy: She looks better than before.
[Girl:] I couldn't help staring at him.
Guy: I asked her how things were going.
[Girl:] I asked about his new girlfriend.
Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
[Girl:] He's probably really happy now.
Guy: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
[Girl:] He couldn't even look at me.
Guy: I told her I missed her.
[Girl:] He doesn't miss me.
Guy: I meant it.
[Girl:] He didn't mean it.
Guy: I love her.
[Girl:] He loves his new girlfriend.
Guy: I held her for the last time.
[Girl:] He gave me a friendly hug.
Guy: Then I went home and cried.
[Girl:] Then I went home and cried.
Guy: I lost her.
[Girl:] I love him.
 


A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road…








Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."








Guy:"No, this is fun."








Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."








Guy:"Then tell me you love me."








Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"








Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."








*Girl hugs him*








Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."












Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.












The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.






I HAVE
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC *IF a Park counts*
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) *unfortunitely*
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE EGGED A HONDA ELEMENT
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (scissors) (knife)
(X) I HAVE RAN FROM THE COPS (Talk about a work out ^_^ lol)
(X) I HAVE STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
(X I HAVE WALKED INTO AN OPEN DOOR 
(X) I HAVE DANCED AROUND MY HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR

(x) I HAVE BEEN ON A DATE
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FOUR WHEELER*not purposly*
(X) I HAVE DRINKEN LIQUOR ALOT ^_^
(_) i HAVE NEVER SWORN IN CHURCH *i never have step foot in one of those things*
(_) I NEVER HAD A LONG LASTING RELATION SHIP


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.(-_-).
.C(")(") who really gives a shit?!
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.(x_x).
.c(")(") dead bunny!! he is sooooo cute!!
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.c(")(") WEED??? WHAT WEED,huh?
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.(^.^).
.c(")(") a really happy bunny!!
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..c(")(")ummm, im not PhSycHo!?!?!?! shut up, im just.....fin....finnn....fiiiiinnnfnfnghutfhid, fine!!!!


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.( v.v ).
..c(")(")..<<<sad bunny





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..c(")(")..<<<happy bunny





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.(O.O).
.C(")(").<<<bunny on crack





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.(>.<).
.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "Oh Shit"





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.(<.<).
.c(")(").<<<bunny who saw u mom naked





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.( 'o' ).
.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "I'm Telling Mom!"





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.(*.*).
C(")(")<<<DEAD BUNNY





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.( -.- ).
C(")(") annoyed bunny





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.( . .).
.C(")(") no...i don't want the cookie....i want ur mom lol.





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.(O.O).
.C(")(") Whats going on! It wasn't me!





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.(>.<).
.C(")(") SHIT!





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.( 'o' ).
.C(")(") Im tellin' yo mama!





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.(-_-).
.C(")(") i dont care.....





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.(X.X).
.C(")(") oOo death reeks





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.(o.o).
.C(")(") im definitley tellin yo momma!!!





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.(^.^).
.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!





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.(*o*).
.C(")(") OMG WAS THAT UR MOM NAKED LOL!!





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.($.$).
.C(")(") oOo there's money involved?





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.(@.@).
.C(")(") i...am...not...a...siko...i...swear





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.C(")(") u didn't see anything...k?