<---This is Lint. He lives in my sock drawer. :D



NOTE! My house changes CONSTANTLY! Keep checking up on it. :D
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I found this new really neat site. They sell lots of cute pets. I couldn't help but adopt some! XD







So:

www.adoptademon.net :D

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Morgan: Look! It's Yami in a frilly blue dress! XD *prance*
Yami: O.O Where the fuck did you get that!?
Zi: O.o Stepdaddy, why are you wearing a dress?
Yami: ...it was christmas, everyone was drunk, I lost a bet to Kaiba. Let's just leave it at that.



Now, for my shrine of [Hefru_Maru]







Hefru <3



Here's some random shit.



Tifa kicks ass, and you know it! :D

Type your name with your:

thumbs together: Morgan
nose: Morgan
elbow: ,MOrtfgghsanb
tongue: Morgan (I'm good with my tongue ;D)
chin: M,ORFGTASMJ (O.o...)
foot : MKopr4gaqn (>.o)
eyes closed and with one finger: MIRFAH
back of the hand: Morgan
palm: Morgasn
mouse: mo5rgywan
wrist: Moireghs
big toe: morgan (Oh, my toe so rocks XD)
forehead: k98045r3trgf5 (O.o;;...)



[10 Commandments of a Teenager!]
*NoT LiTeRaLLy*
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)
2)Thou shall not do drugs
(Alcohol lasts longer.)
3)Thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection.)
4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect.)
5)Thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(Everyone knows Grandma has more money.)
6)Thou shall not get in fights.
(Just start them.)
7)Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8)Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more.)
9)Thou shall not think about having sex.
(As Nike says "Just Do It".)
10)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just leave them in the middle.)

Oh, you know that it's so true. XD






Stuff to do at work!

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



Now remember everyone. A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be there with you, saying, "Man, she really didn't look 15, did she?"



Sex poems!! XD

I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
...wanna hug?!

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.






Here's crap about me:

Have I ever:
1. Smoked a cigarette: yes
2. Smoked a cigar: no
3. Snorted coke: no
4. Smoked Weed: nope
5. Been high: no
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: yup
8. Tried to kill someone: No
9. Tried to kill yourself: yup
10. Got in a fist fight: lots
11. Lied to your parents: lots
12. Given someone a bruise: yup
13. Ditched someone: yeah
14. Freak danced: yup
15. Stole something: lots
16. Cut yourself: lots
17. Skipped school: yes
18. Hung up on someone: yup
19. Threw up at school: yup -.-
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
22. Had a burping contest: all the time ^-^
23. Snuck out: of what? School? Then yes.
24. Been to a school dance: yup
25. Thought your teacher was hot: >.O EW.
26. Swore in front of your parents: yup



Greatest fear: Drowning, becoming completely deaf
Would you die to save someone you love: Yes
Favorite movie: "Nightmare Before Christmas" XD
Favorite comic: "Fake"
Favorite actors: none
Is chocolate just chocolate: No, it's more than that! D:'
Bust size or length: tiny -.-
Favorite band: Otep
If you were a fantasy animal what would you be?: An ice dragon.
Animals: 3 dogs
Is there someone out there just for you: [Hefru_Maru]
Where is your dream place to get married: I'm not sure, actually. One of the gothic cathedrals would be really cool.
What is your best quality: >.O You tell me.
Ever been kissed: yup
Do you like extreme sports: depends on the sport
Where is the place you would most like to visit: Japan
To live: Japan, Egypt, or Europe, basically almost anywhere but America. I hate it here.
To explore: Anywhere really
What do you live for: Video games, internet, and Friends.
Where is the place you would least like to be: Here.
What is the other thing you fear most: being abandoned by friends
How many kids do you want: NONE! >.<
My favorite wrestler(s): O.o...
Do you drink?: rarely I drink wine
Longest you've gone without food?: 1 month
How many scars do you have?: Too many to count
Where did you get this from?: Cutting, fights, wrestling with puppies, hiking, etc.



People
That haunted you?: The boys that sexually harrased me.
You wanted to kill?: The above boys and stepfather.
That you laughed at?: A lot
That laughed at you?: A lot
That turned you on?: A few, mostly [Hefru_Maru]
You went shopping with?: 2 or 3
That broke your heart?: [Jesse Lacey]
To disappoint you?: a lot
That you asked out?: 2
To make you cry?: A lot
To brighten up your day?: 3
That you thought about?: 3
You talked to through IM?: 2
You saw a movie with?: 1
You talked to on the phone?: 3
You saw?: tons
You lost?: 9
You thought was completely insane?: Me, myself, and I. Oh, and Zi too.
You wanted to be?: No one.
You told off: A lot
You trusted?: [Hefru_Maru] and Theresia.
You turned down?: none really.



When Was The Last Time You
Smiled?: Yesterday
Laughed?: Yesterday
Cried?: About a month ago
Bought something?: Yesterday
Danced?: Everyday
Were sarcastic?: A few minutes ago
hugged someone?: a few minutes ago
Talked to an ex?: Just sent a message to her.
Watched your fave movie?: Two days ago
Had a nightmare?: A while ago actually.
Talked on the phone?: yesterday
Listened to the radio?: 3 days ago
Watched TV?: today
Went out?: Yesterday to Elitch Gardens.
Were mean?: An hour ago
Sang?: Everyday
Saw a movie in a theater?: A year ago O.o
Said "I love you"?: Everyday
Missed someone?: today
Fought with a family member?: Not too long ago.
Fought with a friend?: Curently in an argument.
Had a serious conversation?: A while ago :P
Got drunk?: Never
Been kissed?: A while ago.



I AM: The Goddess Satan
I LOVE: [Hefru_Maru]
I HAVE: A lot of stuff that I don't have the heart to get rid of.
I HATE: My stepfather.
I MISS: My best friend, Nicole and [Hefru_Maru].
I WANT: A different life, but same friends.
I FEEL: ok
I WONDER: Why I'm here.
I SMELL: Fabreeze
I LIKE: my friends.
I EAT: too much. >.O
I SAY: perverted things.
I THINK: perverted things.
I TRY: to do well.
I HUG: [Hefru_Maru] and Yami.
I KISS: [Hefru_Maru]
I TALK: To [Hefru_Maru] every chance I get.
I CARE: about my friends and dogs.
I ASK: Why?
I NEED: answers
I WISH: I could get away from this house.
I FEAR: Being stuck here forever.
I HEAR: little.
I CRAVE: the grave.
I SEARCH: for answers.
I REGRET: Almost everything.



HAVE YOU EVER....
Dated one of your best friends: Yup
2) Loved/Liked: Yup
3) Cried: Yup
4) Drank alcohol: Yup
5) Done drugs: Nope
6) Broken the law: Yup
7) Broken a bone: Nope
8) Cheated on a test: Yup 
9) Skinny dipped: No
10) Played Truth or Dare: Used to
11)Ridden in a fire truck: Nope
12) Come close to dying: Yup
13) Cheated on your boy/girlfriend: Never!
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yup
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: No
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: Yup
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: Nope
18) Fell asleep while eating: Yup
19) Met someone famous: nope
20) Been in a school play: Plently
21) Cried in public: Yes -.-
22) Seen someone die: Nope

ARE YOU...
A vegetarian?: No
A good student?: I try
Good at sports?: Not really
A good singer?: You tell me
A good actor/actress?: Yes
A deep sleeper?: Yup
A good dancer?: Sort of.
Shy?: Not really
Outgoing?: Starting to become outgoing.
A good storyteller?: Sort of.

Do you:
Color your hair?: Yes
Have tattoos?: I want to get some
Piercings?: Ears, I want my lip and belly button peirced.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes
Floss daily?: No, trying to remeber though
Own a webcam?: No
Ever Get Off the Damn Computer?: Because of this stupid program my step father installed, I don't have a choice.

FAVOURITE:
Color: Black, blue, and silver.
Food: Chocolate covered Strawberries
Actor: none
Actress: Angelina Jolie
Sibling: Older brother
Parent: Mom
Album: Too many
Song: Too many
Car: Don't really have one.
City: Don't really have one.
Sound: cracking ice.
President: Anyone besides Bush.
Aircraft: I have no idea.
Sport: Hockey.
Team: Don't have one.
Writer: William Shakespeare.
Book: Too many.
Stereo (Brand): O.o...uh...I don't know.
T.V. (Brand): o.O
Record Company: A lot
Cigarettes: Newport
Name (Girl): Adrianna, Zi, Xara.
Name (Boy): Koinuchi, Yami.
Breakfast: Waffles.
Restraunt: Melting Pot
Store: Spencers, Hot topic, asian stores, and anime stores.
Mall: I don't know.
Animal: Leopard
Radio Station: Kool 105
Day of the Week: Saturday.
T.V. Show: Whose line is it anyway?
Class (Subject): Woodshop
Brand Clothes: Don't care.
Brand Shoes: Don't care.
Toothpaste: Colgate.
Quote: I"ll come back to this
Letter: z
Number: 11
Cuss Word: Fuck
Soda: Dr. Pepper
Cookie: chocolate chip
Channel: Wb, Cartoon network, TLC, Animal planet, discovery, and Nick.
Shampoo: Ganier Fructise
Conditioner: Same as above
Candy bar: Reeses
Ice Cream: cookie dough
Chocolate: milk chocolates
Planet: Pluto
Board Game: Life

(I have) Kissed a girl
(I have) Kissed a guy.
(I Never) Totaled my friends car.
(I have) Rode in the trunk of a car.
(I have never) Been out of America
(I have never) Rode in a taxi.
(I have never) Had anal sex
(I have truly) Been in love.
(I have never) Had sex in a public place.
(I have) Been dumped.
(I have) Stolen or burglarized.
(I have never) Had my ass kicked in a fight
(I have never) Ran from a fight.
(I have never) Talked my way out of a fight.
(I have never) Been fired from a job.
(I have never) quit a job
(I have) Snuck out of my parents house.
(I have never) Been caught masturbating.
(I have never) Pissed on myself.
(I have never) Been arrested.
(I have never) Been in jail.
(I have never) Made out with a stranger.
(I have never) Had a blind date.
(I have) Lied to a friend.
(I have never) Had a crush on a teacher.
(I have) Ditched school.
(I have never) Had sex with a co-worker.
(I have never) Been sky diving
(I have never) Been dumpster diving.
(I have) Put my pants on my head.
(I have) Wore womens undergarments.
(I have never) Walked in on friends having sex.
(I have never) Walked in on parents having sex.
(I have never) Been caught having sex.
(I have) Lied to cover my own ass.
(I have) Lied to cover a friends ass.

{DESCRIBE YOUR}
purse: Rather small, green, long straps, and lots of pockets. :D
jewellery you wear daily: Skull ring necklace, heart necklace, black mardi gra beads, tiny oil jar necklace, my metal ball beads necklace with a picture of [Hefru_Maru] hanging from it with a tiny bell, 3 rings on each finger, 3 blue bracelts on my left wrist, a watch and handcuff bracelt on right wrist. 
Pillow cover: Dark blue.
Coffee cup: Dark, see through blue.
CD in stereo right now: Otep
What are you are wearing now: P.Js :D
In my mouth: Gum :D
In my head: *crickets sound in the background*
Eating: Nothing.
Something you're looking forward to: Seeing [Hefru_Maru].
The last thing you ate: Noodles.
Something that you are deathly afraid of?: Drowning.
Do you like candles?: Very much so :D
Do you believe in a thing called love: Yes.
Do you believe in soul mates?: Sort of.
Do you believe in love at first sight: NO
Do you believe in forgiveness: Not really.
If you could have any animal for a pet: Leopard!
What are 2 places you wouldn't mind relocating to?: Japan or Europe.
one of your favorite pig out foods?: Chocolate.
Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?: Nicole, Heather, T.J, and[Hefru_Maru].


If I was a profession I'd be: Character designer for video games. :D
If I was a body of water I'd be: The Black sea
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Hersheys! :D
If I was a famous building I'd be: [Hefru_Maru]'s house XD? Hey, it'll be famous someday!
If I was a bad habit I'd be: cutting
If I was a swear word I'd be: You fucktard!
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Chocolate. :D
If I was a disease I'd be: The black plague >:D
If I was a board game I'd be: Life
If I was a feeling I'd be: Violence
If I was a city I'd be: Las Vegas, baby!
If I was a color I'd be: Midnight blue
If I was a movie I'd be: Nightmare before Christmas!
If I was a business I'd be: Snowblind Studios
If I were a month, I'd be: January :D
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:11
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin! :D *sings 'So long, and thanks for all the fish'*
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: Alarm clock, so I could utterly piss non-morning people off. :D
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust XD
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Dr. Pepper
If I were a tree, I'd be: Cherry Blossums
If I were a bird, I'd be: A Hawk
If I were a tool, I'd be: A Saw >:D
If I were a plant, I'd be: A cactus. DON'T TOUCH ME! >.<
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: A blizzard.
If I were a musical instrument I'd be: Electric violin.
If I were an animal, I'd be: a leopard
If I were a sound, I'd be: Cracking ice.
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk!
If I were a taste, I'd be: Hot ;D
If I were a word, I'd be: Ra :D
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Glare.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Scribbles! XD
If I were a number, I'd be: 11
If I were a band, I'd be: Otep
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Ice dragon
If I was a country I'd be: Japan
If I was an emotion I'd be: Extreme anger
If I was a war I'd be: WWll
If I was a currency I'd be: Yen
If I were a direction, I'd be: East
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Broccoli, because little kids don't like me very much. :D
If I were a fruit, I'd be: Strawberrys.
If I were an element, I'd be: Ice
If I were a song, I'd be: 'House of Secrets' By Otep.
If I were a book, I'd be: 'Fake'.
If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a body part, I'd be: an eye
If I were a X-man, then I'd be: Storm
If I were a metal, I'd be: Platinum :D
If I were a piece of Jewelry, I'd be: A necklace.
If I were a alcoholic beverage, I'd be: Corona! XD
If I were a Greek God/Goddess, I'd be: Athena



Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html



Wiki's I am in! :D


I am the Goddess of PAIN! *evil laughter*


*threatens Duff with lightsaber* >.<



:D Yeah, bitches!


Muahahaha! >:D



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You once said you'd die for me...
so why are you still alive?!















Now it's time for Morgan-sama's Sex Dictionary! :D

Acomoclitic — Shaved and completely hairless genitals are a turn-on.
Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds.
Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights.
Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.
Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays.
Acucullophallia - Circumcision.
Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent.
Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins.
Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay.
Agoraphilia —Gettin' it on out in public is hot, hot, hot!
Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities.
Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities.
Albutophilia - Arousal from water.
Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism.
Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain.
Alphmegamia —Bring on the older, seasoned men.
Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex.
Allorgasmia - The need to fantasise about a more desirable partner in order to orgasm.
Altocalciphilia —High heels make this person horny.
Alvinolagnia - Stomach fetish.
Amaurophilia - Excitement from having a partner who is unable to see them during sex.
Ambisextrous - Attractive to both sexes.
Amelotasis - Attraction to someone who has lost a limb.
Amomaxia - Sex in a parked car.
Amychesis - The act of scratching a partner during sex.
Anaclitism - Sexual enjoyment arising from activities, or being exposed to objects, normally associated with childhood (e.g. toilet training, breast sucking, playing with dolls).
Anasteemaphilia - Being attracted to someone due to a difference in height.
Anolinctus - The act of licking the anus of another.
Anolingus - The act of inserting the tongue into the anus of another (as opposed to just licking it).
Antholagnia —The scent of a flower brings about that special tingly feeling.
Anthropophagolagnia - Rape with cannibalism (usually after the rape).
Anthropophagy - Cannibalism for sexual purposes.
Apotemnophilia - Arousal from the idea of losing a limb (either through accident or surgical procedure).
Arachnephilia - Arousal from play with spiders.
Asthenolagnia —When this person's partner is mamby-pamby, this makes him or her quite randy.
Asphyxiaphilia - Sexual arousal, or enhancement, from lack of oxygen.
Autagonistophilia - Arousal from being on stage, being in front of a camera or in the public eye.
Autoassassinophilia - "Stage managing the possibility of one's own masochistic death by murder". Coined by John Money.
Autogynephilia - Sexual excitement from cross dressing.
Automasochism - The act of inflicting pain or injuries on oneself as a way of causing sexual stimulation.
Automysophilia - Arousal from being dirty or defiled.
Autophagy - The ingesting of one's own flesh (usually for sexual reasons).
Axillism - Using the armpit for sex (as a substitute vagina).
Belonephilia - Arousal from using of needles.
Bestialsadism - Arousal from performing cruel acts to animals.
Biastophilia - Only being aroused when sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
Biiest - A female who has a fetish for female feet.
Blastolagnia - A person aroused by young females.
Botulinonia - Using a sausage as a dildo.
Capnolagnia - Arousal from watching others smoke.
Catheterophilia - Arousal from the use of catheters.
Chezolagnia - Masturbating whilst defecating.
Choreophilia - Sexual arousal from dancing.
Chrematistophilia - Arousal from either paying for sex or from being robbed.
Claustrophilia - Sexual arousal from being confined in small spaces e.g. cages, coffins or straight jackets.
Clitoridectomy - Surgical removal of the clitoris in females (obviously).
Coitobalnism - Sexual activities whilst in the bath.
Coitus A Cheval - Sex on a horse.
Coitus A Unda - Sex in water.
Coitus Interfermoris - Penetration between the thighs. Sometimes used as a form of birth control.
Colobosis - Mutilation of the penis.
Coprography - "To write with faeces". To write obscene graffiti, poems or stories. Arousal from obscene words.
Coprophagy - The act of eating faeces. Quite a popular activity up until the 1700s.
Coprophilia - Refers to someone that is sexually aroused by faeces.
Corephallism - Having anal sex with a young girl.
Coulrophilia —This person wants a clown to entertain their pants off while playing with that long, red balloon.
Cunnilalia —Just talking about female genitalia gives this person the proverbial or actual woody.
Cunnilingus —Tonguing vulva is titillating.
Dacnolagnomania - A lust murder.
Dacryphilia - Refers to someone that is aroused by seeing tears in the eyes of their partner.
Dasyproctic - With hairy buttocks.
Defecolagbia - Arousal from defecating.
Dippoldism - Sexual arousal from beating/chastising children.
Dogging - The watching of couples having sex in parked cars.
Doleros - Arousal from pain.
Doraphilia - Love of fur or skin (usually leather).
Dysmorphophilia - Sexual arousal from deformities in others.
Ecorchement - Flagellation.
Ecouteurism - Unintentional arousal from sounds.
Electrophilia - Arousal from electrical stimulus.
Emetophilia - Arousal from vomit or vomiting.
Endytophilia - Refers to preferring a sex partner to be clothed rather than naked during sex.
Entomophilia - The use of insects for sexual stimulation.
Epispadias - The condition whereby the urethra opens up on the upper surface of the penis instead of extending through the centre to the tip of the penis.
Eproctophilia —"Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you…" This person is horny whenever farting is involved. An ideal date might begin at Taco Bell, or perhaps with cabbage, beans, and a Farrelly Brothers movie.
Erotographomania - Strong desire to write love letters or poetry.
Exhibitionism —This is someone who enjoys surprising others by exposing their naughty bits. I'm thinking an omolagnian would probably get along really well with this person.
Fisting —This person is aroused by either being the receiver or giver of a hand, fist, or forearm into the rectum or vagina. This also appears to be one of the few fetishes that can be easily pronounced.
Flatuphilia - Arousal from others passing gas.
Formicophilia - Sex play with ants/insects.
Gerontophilia - Arousal from people who are significantly older.
Gomphipothic - Arousal from the sight of teeth.
Graophilia —Older females are hotties, and The Graduate is probably a favorite movie.
Gymnophilia —Turned on by nudity. Oh come on, who isn't? Sheesh.
Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.


Gynemimetophilia - Someone is aroused by a male who is impersonating a female. The thought of someone who was born a man, but now stands corseted, made up better than Tammy Faye, in a dress and belting out "Wind Beneath my Wings," seriously gets this person off. It just has to be female impersonator or a male to female transsexual. Rent Tootsie or The Birdcage.
Gynonudomania —If the thought of ripping clothes off of other people fills you with lust, you are a Gynonudomanian. You should probably also invest in several credit cards to replace those quickly dissipating wardrobes.
Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules.
Harpaxophilia - sexual arousal from being robbed.
Hebephilia —Teenagers make this person randy.
Hierophilia —This person gets off on sacred objects such as crosses. I would say rent The Exorcist, but if that movie gets you hot, I need to bump this definition down a category or two.
Hirsutophilia —Aroused by armpit hair and, most probably, Berkeley.
Hodophilia - Sexual arousal from travelling to new or strange places.
Homilophilia - Arousal from giving or receiving a sermon or speech.
Hygrophilia - Arousal from contact with body secretions (tears, salvia etc.)
Hyphephilia - Sexual arousal from touching (certain) fabrics.
Iantronudia - The arousal that some people have when they expose themselves to doctors.
Iatronudia —Doctor, doctor! This person loves exposing him or herself to a physician. The health insurance bills must be staggering…
Idrophrodisia - Arousal from perspiration.
Inspectionism - Voyeurism.
Irrumation - Fellatio.
Jactitation - Excitement or arousal from bragging about their own sexual exploits.
Kleptolagnia - Arousal from stealing.
Kleptophilia —The only difference between this person and someone giving themselves the five-finger discount is that this person gets horny when they steal.
Klismaphilia - Arousal from having an enema.
Knismolagnia - Arousal from tickling.
Lactaphilia —Mammaries full of milk don't make just babies happy...
Lagnonector - A person that kills in order to have sex with the corpse.
Leptosadism - Mild sadism.
Lygerastia - Being aroused only when in darkness.
Macrogenitalism —Are you aroused by large genitals? Scandalous!
Maieusiophilia —Pregnant women make this person hot under the collar. This should be good news to moms-to-be asking "Do I look like a cow or what?"
Martymachlia —Aroused by having others watch during sex. Get these folks hooked up with a voyeur, pronto.
Mastix - A female sadist.
Mastofact - Breast fetish.
Mazoperosis - Mutilation of the breasts.
Meable - Easily penetrated.
Medolalia —This person could hang with a cunnilalist since this person is aroused by talking about everything phallus.
Melcryptovestimentaphilia - Attraction to women's black underwear.
Melolagnia - Arousal from music.
Meretricium - A tax on prostitution.
Menophilist - Arousal from menstruating women.
Merinthophilia - Arousal from being bound.
Miscegenation —When two people of different races get it on, this person wants to get it on. Sex or marriage between people of different races.
Mixoscopy - The secret observation of a sex act.
Moriaphilia - Arousal from telling sex related jokes.
Mucophagy - The consuming of nasal mucus.
Munchausen's syndrome - Arousal from opening a wound.
Mysophilia - The arousal from handling soiled underwear or foul odors.
Nanophilia - Attraction to short people.
Naphephilia - Arousal from touching or being touched.
Narratophilia - Arousal from telling sex related stories, poems, jokes etc.
Nasophilia - Arousal from kissing, sucking, touching or looking at another's nose.
Necrochlesis - The act of having sex with a corpse.
Necrophilia - Attraction to, or arousal from, corpses.
Necrosadism - Mutilation of corpses for sexual purposes.
Nepiophilia - Adults attraction to an infant of the opposite sex.
Nosolagnia - Arousal from knowing that ones partner has a terminal illness.
Nymphophilia - The love of a female adolescent by an adult.
Nymphotomy - The surgical procedure whereby the inner labia is cut away.
Ochlophilia - If you get turned on by being in a crowd, you need to get a job working security at Ozzfest. Refers to those own find the presence of crowds to bring sexual pleasure.
Oculophilia — Eyeball fetish. It's said that the eyes are the window to the soul. An oculophiliac thinks they are the viagra of the face.
Oculolinctus - The act of licking a persons eyeball for sexual arousal/fulfilment.
Ochlophilia - Arousal from biting.
Odaxelagnia —Bite me. No, really, bite me!
Odontophilia - Arousal from teeth.
Omolagnia —Aroused by nudity? Freak. (Hey, wasn't that Gymnophilia?)
Ondinisme - Arousal from urine.
Ozolagnia - Arousal from odors. "Ooooo, that smell! Can you smell that smell? Oooooooo, that smell!" Outside of bad old Lynyrd Skynyrd references, Ozolagnians are turned on by powerful scents.
Pageism - Male submitting to a female.
Paizogony - Petting.
Pathicant - A minor who engages in anal sex with an adult.
Paraphilia - Arousal from acts that are generally considered unacceptable by the fetishist (themselves) or society.
Pecattiphilia - Sexual excitement from stealing or sinning.
Pediophilia - Attraction to dolls.
Penotherapy - Regulation of prostitutes as a form of disease control.
Paedophilia - Adult sexual attraction to children.
Parthenophilia —These people have a desire to deflower virgins. You know, find a virgin, grab the flowers right out of their hands and trample them for the sheer joy of it. They're just so mean.
Phallophilia —This person only wants penises of unusual size, namely gargantuan. Arousal from an erect penis of exceptional dimensions (length or girth).
Philemanmania - Compulsion to kiss.
Philematology - The art of kissing.
Phlebotomy - Blood letting. Often practiced for sexual purposes by Vampyres.
Phobophilia - Arousal from fear.
Phygephilia —Turned on by being a fugitive. If you also fantasize about finding the one-armed man, you may be a Richardkimballiac. Arousal from flight (as in run away).
Podophilia - Foot fetish.
Polyiterophilia - The need for several sex partners before orgasm can occur.
Psychrocism - Arousal from cold, or, arousal from seeking another that is cold.
Psychrotentiginous - Arousal from cold water.
Pubephilia —Don't ever shave for this person, because pubic hair is where it's at.
Pygmalionism - Attraction to manikins.
Pygophilia - Arousal from touching, playing with or seeing another's buttocks.
Pyrolagnia - Sexual arousal form watching fire.
Pyrophilia - Sexual arousal from fire.
Raptophilia - Arousal from raping a victim.
Retifism —Turned on by shoes. Would this be also known as Imeldaism?
Rhabdophilia - Arousal from being flogged, beaten or caned.
Sacofricosis - The practice of cutting a hole in the pockets of trousers so that a person can masturbate (usually in public).
Satyriasis - Male equivalent of nymphomania.
Scopophilia - Arousal from looking at people or events.
Shunammitism - Contact (does not have to be physical) with young girls by old men to encourage or restore sexual vigor.
Siderodromophilia - Sexual excitement from either viewing or riding upon trains.
Sitophilia - The use of food for sexual purposes.
Spectrophilia —These people get aroused by either coitus with spirits or from images in mirrors. While I can see the mirrors over the bed thing happening, I'm wondering about the spirit thing. Isn't The Enquirer still offering a bazillion dollars for proof? Why aren't these people rich by now? Is the truth really out there?
Sthenolagnia - Arousal from a display of strength and/or the sight or muscles.
Stigmatophilia - Finding body modifications arousing (tattoos, piercings, scarification etc.)
Symphorophilia - Sexual arousal from causing many casualties (train crash, burning hospitals, explosions).
Tantalolagnia - Arousal from teasing.
Taphephilia - Arousal from being buried alive.
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal from heat.
Thesauromania —While the name makes me envision someone with an insatiable Rand McNally habit, it really means people who are turned on by collecting women's clothing and stuff.
Thlipsosis —Ow! Oooooooo. Oh! Mmmmmmmmm. Turned on by pinching.
Timophilia - Arousal from power or wealth.
Tragolimia - Desire for sex regardless of attraction to partner.
Transvestitism —This person has a secret bigger than Victoria's, because they feel absolutely divine cross-dressing.
Trichophilia - Hair Fetish.
Tripsolagnia - Arousal from having one's hair shampooed by another.
Tripsolagnophilia - Arousal from massage.
Tripsophilia —Sensual massage is the only kind of massage, baby.
Urophilia - Sexual arousal from contact with urine.
Urtication - The use of stinging plants to stimulate the skin.
Vampirism - The drinking of blood/fetishism for blood.
Vicarphilia - Arousal from another person sexual experience/s.
Vincilagnia - Arousal from bondage.
Voyeurism —They like to watch. (Sounds like a good book title to me!)
Xenophilia - Sexual arousal from strangers.
Zelophilia - Arousal from jealousy.
Zoophilia - Sex between humans and (other) animals.
Zwischenstufe - Arousal from person/s of the same sex.

And remember, always practice safe sex!



Have a nice day. :D