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*10 Commandments of a Teenager*





1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)


2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)


3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)


4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)


5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)


6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)


7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)


8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)


9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Jazzy says just do it)


10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)