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Hoobalajoe (Idiocracy is fatal and you're dead)
Name: J e s s i e
Little Bunny Fu-Fu I don't want to see you...
Pain rectifies life.
Truth
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Description:
Just a few "Great Quotes"...
"Do you remember that time I stole that robot?"
"Would you get that monkey out of my crotch;
I'm trying to drive!"
"Get outta my face Jesus,
you don't know me like that!"
"Four score and seven years ago,
our Forefathers slept with hookers!"
"
Bleep, bloop,
blop... I'm a
robot!"
"New Jesus in a bottle;
now with extra salvation!"
"Damn, she must have fallen out of the ugly-tree
and hit every branch on the way down!"
"If Jesus had a nickname in High-school,
what do you think it was?"
"I
like it when the
red water comes
out..."
New Update
Scientist have found that wearing pants causes cancer... You should take yours off now.
Awww, your face and the meatgrinder make a cute couple!
You two should get together!
Thank you
[Now serving customer 5673! How would you like to be humiliated?]
WARNING:
Your face annoys me. Take it off!
And God said "Let there be Ice Cream" and there was, and it was good!
Some people think to themselves: "Who the hell reads these things?" Well I do and I have to say, many of you are quite boring people! I, I am not... I am the great and powerful J e s s i e!
I do
what I
feel like
doing, and
most of
the time
get in
trouble for
it. I'm
not going
to name
all the
bands that
I like,
because that's
just stupid.
Instead let's
just say
I enjoy
music. Cartoons
are the
shiznight!
I drink,
I smoke,
I drive
fast and
I do
all the
things your'
mother tells
you is
wrong! Behold,
I am
J e s s i e!
What does it all mean?
Gender: male
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: USA-Hawaii
Exact place of living:
Aiea
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 166
