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10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. Ive got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..



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:x: birthday =October 17,1990
:x: age = 17
:x: city = judsonia
:x: height = 5'7
:x: shoe size = 9 or 9 1/2
:x: hair color = red and black
:x: school = fu
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:x: of siblings = 2
:x: of pets = 9
:x: of shoes = that i wear 1
:x: of piercings = 7
:x: of exboyfriends = 818
:x: of times I have been in love? = 4
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = 2
:x: of hearts I have broken? = 1
:x: of boys I have kissed? = 28
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 3
:x: of people I consider my enemies? = 3
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = 5
:x: of scars on my body? = ...lots
:x: of things in my past that I regret?=alot
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:x: movie you rented = the wolf
:x: song that was stuck in your head = buy you a drank by t-pain
:x: person you've called =Micheal
:x: person that called you = Embry
:x: person you were thinking of = Chris
:x: friends you made = lot
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:x: you have a crush on someone = yes
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yes
:x: you think about suicide = no
:x: others find you attractive = ive been told so
:x: you want more piercings = yes, lots more
:x: you drink = yes
:x: you do drugs =yes
:x: you smoke = yes
:x: you like cleaning = god no
:x: you like roller coasters = *holds hands up* i love um
:x: you write in cursive or print = print
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:x: food = pizza
:x: thing to do = Listin to music hang out with friends
x: thing to talk about = random stuff
:x: sports = none
:x: drinks = moutain dew
:x: clothes = pants and a shirt?
:x:movie = theres too many
:x: holiday = Halloween and Christmas
:x: word = fuck a duck
:x: nickname = lulu
:x: eye color = blue or blue green
:x: flower = i like roses
:x: actor = ven disel
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:x: ever cried over a girl = yes
:x: ever cried over a boy = yes
:x: ever been in a fist fight =yes
:x: ever been arrested = not yet...
:x: ever been on a talk show = no
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:x: are you scared of = spiders
:x: time do you wake up = 6am
:x: reminds you of your past = pictures and home movies
:x: makes you think = everything
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:x: funny = yes
:x: friendly = alittle
:x: amusing = yes
:x: lovable = of course
:x: caring = a little
:x: sweet = yes
:x: dorky = lol of course
:x: ditzy = hell no
:x: smart = never
:x: understanding = yea
:x: entertaining= sumtimes



answer before you talk to me!

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever have sex w/ me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this

[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it *************** ***************************************************]

[over 92% of the teen world population would die if abrcrombie and fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe repost this in your house if u are the other 8% that is laughing your ass off!]


I HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!AND DONT MESS WIT THEM

[GlitchGames]
[B1ackE1mo]
[TEDYBER]


A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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