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TEDYBER (happyest i have ever been with my [Dark~Pixie89])

Member #29973 created: 2005-10-06 03:54:01Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/tedyber   
Email: karpmen01@yahoo.com

Name: TEDYBER

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fuck you haters 

WHOOP WHOOP


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my first of many

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me n my [Dark~Pixie89]

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HIT ME UP ON YAHOO MESSY ITS karpmen01


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HALLOWICKED COUNTDOWN




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a tribute to the fam out there my juggalos and juggalettes

Theres a story in this life tell about us that have felt left out and lest in the dark trying our damnest, to fit in but it never happen, and when we finaly found that place where we do fit in we still are judge on the bases of a religon that has mixed messages, but the only way that they can relise what we have gone throught is by really truly understanding the way we are, is by understanding the feeling and the rejections that we ha gone through, we are juggalo and juggalettes, and where nothing more the a family that has come to gether to celabrate who we are and what we have gone through, and how we have risen from it!!!

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~!@ HIT UP EVERY FAMILY MEMBER YOU KNOW WITH A JUGGALO SIGN. ITS UP TO the JUGGALOS/JUGGALETTES TO KEEP THIS MUTHA FACKO GOIN. AIGHT! ~!@


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Facebook any 1 look me up [karpmen01@yahoo.com]

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give me a grade:
F~ Your ugly, and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ Your an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ Your just someone I dont want to talk to okay?
C ~ Your okay looking I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ Your, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey your kind of cool. Your kind of cute too.
B ~ Your cute. And your a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive, and cool too.
A- ~ Your extremely attractive, and your awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Lets get it on.
A+ ~ THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
message me the answer


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.


2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?


3. Your first initial


4. Your month of birth


5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?


6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.


7. Do you like California or Florida more?


8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?


9. Write down a realistic wish.


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THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person


2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down

3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good


4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate


5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.


7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back


8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.


9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!!!!!


A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

*under 60 points= not too sexy
*from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy
*over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond verry verry verry sexy!!!!
C=9
H=10
R=400
I=200
S=113
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hmt who'd i'm verry verry sexy


We Rock Hatchets Glor,
We said MUTHER FUCK The Four By Four
We's Never Gunna Die Alone,
We Gunna Rock The Wicked Shit No Matter What,
We Said Fuck The Main Stream,
We Got Our Own Style, And Where Not A Gang,
We Family, And We Got Love,
For Everyone
We Hate The Cerupt
And I Cant Spell Worth Fuck
Where Not The Killers Yall Think We Are
We Just Know Whats In Store
We Are Juggalo's And Juggalette, Ninjas And Ninjette, And Where Here To Say..

WHELL NEVER GO AWAY !!!!!!


Yet Sum More Wick Shit By Me The One The Only [Moka Akashiya]


AND TO MY NINJAS, WICKED CLOWNS, AND JUST JUGGALOS/JUGGALETTES OUT THERE

MMFWCL




i like blood guts and gore HE HE
thats why this is here
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i thought this waas funny lol


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[free hand drawing of the]


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The RiddelBox

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The Great Milenko

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Carnival of Carnage

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oh shit i almost for got


NEW JUGGALO WIKI

Wicked Clowns Unite

MY wikis
juggalo love
juggalo family
chris pics and shit
MY Art And Shit
MY KICK ASS PEEPS
MY POEMS AND SHIT
Lion King Lovers


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Juggalo dictionary



Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Biggot: Racist, hater
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival.
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Juggalo Heaven
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug




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Dear [TEDYBER]

I____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You
should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I

would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)


-QUESTIONS-
1. Give me your number if i dont already have it on my cell?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Flirt with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke with me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?


***HOT OR NOT*** POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU

0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!
1 = Definetly not attractive.
2 = Decent
3 = Cute
4 = Fine as heck!
5 = I'd do you.
6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG!
7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!!
8 = I wanna make you my man/girl.
9 = Just a friend.
10 = Sexiest person I know!
11 = 'effin hottie!
12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 = lets Make Out!!
14 = I'd hit it!!


OH AND ONE OTHER THING....
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................"FUCK DUMB YOU TOO ME CLiCK , DiD i AS RETARD A LiKE THiS READiNG TiME ASS SWEET UR TOOK U SiNCE ◄◄◄(NOW READ iT BACKWARDS)►►►[#]


OH AND IF SEE ANY THING WRONG WITH MY PAGE PLAEASE LET KNOW SO I CAN SIT HERE AND DO NOT A DAMN TINGH ABOUT IT, HA HA HA AND YALL THOUGHT I CARED WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY SPELLING FUCK UP HA HA HA

This member is a fan of these wiki-pages:
naruto fan clubHALLOWICKED COUNTDOWNjuggalo love

Age: 30Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 5

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Exact place of living: Homer

Known languages
EnglishSpanish

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
countryheavy metalpunk
rocktechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beercard gamescars
catschasing the preferred sexdrinks
eatingelectronicsfantasy
filmgamblinghunting
partypoetryporn
role playingscifismoking
travellingwhiskywine
writing

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 198


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