Hey everybody

MY DESCRIPTION:    
tan
blonde hair
green eyes
skinny
big ass
big boobs (dd42)

i like 2:
jet ski
swim
party
cyber
chill with my friends
shop
play sports
talk on the phone
just have fun

my friends:
[B-randi]-brandi
[Bootylici0us]-katy

if we were locked in a room 2gether wat would u do 2 me and use details.

if u have any questions just ask


2 HOT 2 HANDLE!!!

east 2 the fuckin c
west 2 the motha fuckin land
death to the gotdamn bitch
that touches my land

u on his wheels
u ridin his dick
compared 2 me
u aint got shit

u thought u was a pimp
us a fuckin wanksta
u calls his phone
now u testin my gangsta

u may see him
and stare down his face
girl id fuckin kill u
if u try to take my place

yeah im fuckin hott
and i wont stop
cant no motha fuckin bitch
have my spot

u fuckin
bitch u aint pretty
ill put nine shots in ur ass
just like 50!!!

i thought this poem was fuckin'awesome so i put it on here.

GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one.

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life

I HAVE
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE sex
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF (you know, no one is going to openly admit to the real answer for this question)
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX (EWWWWW DISGUSTING)
(X) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED, (does stabbing them with a fork count?)
(_)I HAVE TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER
(_)I HAVE KILLED SOMEONE OR BEEN INVOLVED IN THE KILLING OF ANYONE

here r some quick jokes:
What three words mean small? ( is it in? )

Why'd the blonde get mad after getting her drivers licience? ( She got an F in sex! )

Whats the differance between OOOhhh.. and Awwwe..? ( About 3 Inches )

What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch? (A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.)


There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.



10 Ways 2 say I love u

1.You suck! So good.

2.You’re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let’s forgive each other, get drunk, and screw.

3.I wrote you a poem: “You walk in beauty like the night/ which means you’re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don’t get in a fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.

4.I’m a junky for your instant messages.

5.You’re my best and only naked friend

6. If you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket

7. I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.

8. You had me at ‘Stop following me’.

9. Not only would I die for you, I’d bitch slap Satan a good one, too.

10.I love you.

[ *10 Commandments of a Teenager* ]
.
1-- thou shalt not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.
[ why wait? ]
.
2--thou shalt not do drugz
[ alcohol last longer ]
.
3--thou shalt not steel from K-Mart.
[ Wal*Mart has a bigger selection ]
.
4--thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism.
[ destruction has a bigger effect ]
.
5--thou shalt not steel from thy parents.
[ everyone knows grandma has more money ]
.
6--thou shalt not get in fights.
[ just start them ]
.
7--thou shalt not skip class.
[ just take the whole day off ]
.
8--thou shalt not strip in class.
[ Hooters pays more ]
.
9--thou shalt not think about having sex.
[ as nike says just do it ]
.
10--thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street.
[ just leave them in the middle ]


You may ask me five questions.
Any five, no matter how private or how random.
I have to answer them honestly,and I have to answer them ALL!


if ur wondering:
u can ask me just about anything and i wont get offended. trust me.also i do
cyber but u have 2 be my type and know wat ur doing.lol.