Register a user on Elfpack
Matt's Baby Girl (i am having such a bad day)
Name: *MeGaN rHiAnNe N.*
SORRY GUYS I KNOW ITS A BAD PICTURE, I AM WORKING ON GETTING MORE.
this is my bunny KILO he is my baby!
:( he died :(
these pics are very old but i will have some new ones soon i hope :)
Elfpack titles and orders
MY NAME IS MEGAN RHIANNE(YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW MY LAST NAME). I AM 19YRS OLD I AM ENGAGED TO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. HE IS MY WORLD MY EVERYTHING! WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 4YRS THIS APRIL, WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR OVER A YEAR, AND HE IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I AM A LITTLE OVER 5FT I WEIGH 135, I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES THAT SOMETIMES TURN GREEN. I WORK AT A CALL CENTER IN LUBBOCK TAKING CALLS FOR COMCAST CABLE, SO WHEN I AM ONLINE IM USUALLY AT WORK, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME IT MAY TAKE ME A WHILE TO ANSWER.
I DO NOT CYBER..........anymore. SO PLEASE DONT EVEN ASK. I AM NOT ON HERE TO MEET GUYS I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. SO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME BLOCK YOU. ALSO I RESPECT OTHERS OPINIONS BUT HONESTLY I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR ME UNLESS I ASK OK. I AM A SMOKER AND A DRINKER (occasionally), AND I AM PROUD OF IT, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW WEED AND ALCOHOL ARE BAD I HONESTLY DONT GIVE A SHIT SO DONT WAIST YOUR TIME, THIS GOES FOR ALL THE PREPPY LITTLE BITCHES LIKE MY BROTHER! I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS TAKE THE SILVER SPOON OUT OF YOUR ASS AND TRY TO HAVE FUN, YOU CANNOT SAY SOMETHING IS BAD TILL YOUVE TRIED IT! AND IF YOU HAVE AND DIDNT LIKE IT THEN OH WELL, I DO! I WAS BORN A STONER AND I WILL DIE A STONER!
SeX, dRuGs, & RoCk $ RoLl FoReVeR!
I LIKE TO DRAW, SING, LISTEN TO MUSIC, PLAY POOL, AND SPEND TIME WITH MY MAN. I LOVE TO PLAY GUITAR HERO AND SMOKE, PARTYING IS SOME THING RARE FOR ME, BUT HANGING OUT AND SMOKING IS COMMON :)
I LIKE CATS AND ALL OTHER ANIMALS, I LIKE TO READ AND DRAW, I LIKE PPL WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH AND CAN BRING OUT THE CrAzY KID SIDE IN ME.
LIKE I SAID ALL YOU PREPS WHO WERE BORN WITH A FUCKING SILVER SPOON IN YOUR MOUTH, NEVER WORKED A DAY IN THIER LIFE, DOENST KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GO WITH OUT, KIND OF PPL, ARE NOT WELCOME. I HAVE NEVER MET SOME ONE LIKE THAT THAT ACTUALLY HAS RESPECT FOR THE PPL WHO DONT HAVE A LOT AND HAVE TO WORK DAMN HARD FOR WHAT THEY DO HAVE. IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO CAN PROVE ME WRONG THEN BE MY GUEST.
30 SECONDS FROM MARS
RED JUMPSUIT APARATUS
BREAKING BENJAMIN <3<3<3<3
PEARL JAM <3<3<3<3
A PERFECT CIRCLE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
KOTTON MOUTH KINGS
ROB ZOMBIE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
AND LOTS MORE BUT THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVES.
little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
The Full Juggalo Pledge
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society, And To The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and dont say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready.
Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From Thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows
there was a cucomber a pickle and a dick....
cucomber says: i have the worst life of all, every time i get hard and long they cut me up and put me in a salad!
pickle says: no, my life is worse every time i get hard and long they drowned me in a jar for six months and then came back and eat me!!!
dick says: please i have it worse than that every time i get hard and long the put me in a rubber suit and stick me in a dark room and beat me against the walls until i throw up and pass out!!!!!!!
.C(")(") who really gives a shit?!
( . .)
.C(")(")Bunny on Crack
.c(")(").<<<bunny who saw u naked
.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "I'm Telling Mom!"
.C(")(") Lets all just be happy and get naked!!!
.( . .).
.C(")(") no...i don't want the cookie....i want ur mom lol.
.C(")(") Whats going on! It wasn't me!
.c(")(") WEED??? WHAT WEED,huh?
C(")(")copy him to your profile and help him dominate the world
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
you told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,"
Mum, His voice seems far away.
My own blood all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven,
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mum
So I love you and good-bye
SEX AND DRUGS!!!!
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
IF YOU KISS ME DONT BE SASSY USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE ME NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sex drugs rock n roll*
*speed weed birth control*
*life is a bitch*
*we must die*
*fuck this shit*
*lets get high*
"Stoners live and stoners die
In the end we all get high
If at first you don't succeed
Fuck it all and smoke some weed"
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
make me bleed,
cause kinky sex is all i need!
Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???
Peace, pot, tequilla shot
Jesus loves you stoned or not.
Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll,
Speed, weed, birth control.
Life's a bitch, then you die,
Fuck the world, let's get high.
We are stoners, we have class.
Mess with us and we'll kick your ass.
So, to all you preps who think you're cool,
Go to hell 'cause stoners rule!
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine"
after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that.
Me and my girls were sent from heaven
I back them up 24/7
If you mess with me or my crew
Bitch I’d hate 2 be you.
WHAT COMES TO MiND WHEN YOU HEAR...
1. Lotion: massage
2. Rubber: sex
3. CD: riot!
4. Bed: fucking
5. Paper: joint
6. Run: pigs!
7. Candle: birthday
8. Mouse pad: work
9. Sweatshirt: cold
10. Door: locked and closed
11. Pictures: memories
12. Pencil: art
13. Sex: matt
|Age: 19||Year of birth: 1988||Month of birth: 8||Day of birth: 27|
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Texas
Exact place of living: LuBbOcK
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
|cars||cats||chasing the preferred sex|
Civil status: live together with partner
Sexual preference: both sexes
Body shape: big breasted