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You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you

X IS YES- _ IS NO y is almost
(_)cut myself
(x)BEEN CHEATED ON
(X)CHEATED ON SOMEONE
(x)HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x)HAVE SMOKED POT
(x)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_)HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x)CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_)BEEN TO JAPAN
(x)RODE IN A TAXI
(x)HAD ANAL SEX
(X)HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x)HAD SEX
(x)HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X)BEEN DUMPED
(x)SHOPLIFTED
(x)BEEN FIRED
(X)BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) Made out with more than one person from the opposite sex before
(x) SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x)BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_)BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x)PISSED ON MYSELF (i was margerly drunk)
(_)HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X)BEEN ARRESTED
(x)MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x)STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x)WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x)LIED TO A FRIEND
(x)HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X)SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_)SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_)BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_)PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(x)WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_)WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X)BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X)LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_)CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X)RAN AWAY FROM HOME
(x) Farted on some one
(_) pissed on some one
(x) Drunk vodka
(_) got hi with more than 10 people
(_) ate off the ground
(x) Trough a rock at a car or house
(x) Fingered some one from the opposite sex


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.


2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?


3. Your first initial


4. Your month of birth


5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?


6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.


7. Do you like California or Florida more?


8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?


9. Write down a realistic wish.


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THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person


2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down


3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good


4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate


5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.


6. This person is your best friend.


7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back


8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.


9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!!!!!]





Sex Is A Sensation Caused By A Temptation A Guy Sticks His Location In A Girl's Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explanation Or Do you Need A Demonstration?

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

Happy happy, joy joy,
I’m your kinky sex toy, beat me,
bite me, make me scream,
kinky sex is all I need.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue
so open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise

ROSES ARE RED
PICKLES ARE GREEN
I LOVE YOUR LEGS
AND WHAT'S BETWEEN

ROSES R RED
NUTS R BROWN
SKIRTS R UP
PANTS R DOWN
BODY 2 BODY
SKIN 2 SKIN
WHEN ITS STIFF
STICK IT IN

I LIKE YOUR STYLE
I LIKE YOUR CLASS
BUT MOST OF ALL,
I LIKE YOUR ASS

ROSES ARE RED
AND VERY THORNY
TAKE ME TO BED
COZ IM FEELING HORNY

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

make my body shake
fuck me till i ache
do it hard and do it fast
make it good and make it last
tease me till i lose control
i'll even do what others wont