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Dr. Dane (im a gay fucken fag stick it in my ass)
Name: Joseph Dane
Joker Wild
The joker that hunts down and kills
the stupid fucking posers
Does anybody know wht the Goetia is?
If you do talk to me about it.
Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-ass | Guide | Adventurer |
Crazy kid |
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Description:
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[|][+][+]Welcome to my Hell[+][+][|]
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c(")(") teheh it's dead
[%]The Basics[%]
Name: J03y
Age: As old as you want me to be
Location: Under the covers in meh bed...Curled into a micr0-ball.
Favorite food: If you can cook I luff you!I'll eat anything.
Things i like to do on meh spare time:
I like dancing around in meh under-roo's while eating a very large chick-N!
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[|]Dirty little secrets[|]
~Video games~
~messing with people's pathetic brains~
~Dancing like no one is watching~
~CHICK-n~
~Anime~
~Vampires~
~Demons~
~Getting in your head~
~my brother and sisters~
~Eating~
~sleeping!~
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[|][x]Dangers and Hates[x][|]
~Liars!!!!!!~
~People who are fake~
~Mushro0ms!~ (dirty bastards!)
~ I really dont hate alot of things...~
Here thy Joey [x]RAwr[x]!!
Ut-oh!.....
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READ THIS POEM
Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your friend and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.
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MEh Ear Pollutions!
~Disturbed~
~Slipknot~
~guns and roses~
~icp~
~twiztid~
~drowning pool~
~Modern Rock~
~Alterniive~
ALL THE LIL POLUTION DEVIL'S YOU CAN THINKG OF!!
[X]fin[X]
destination[#]
This is a poem by my father
A man of words and not of deads is like a garden full of weeds,
When the weeds begins to grow its like a garden full of snow,
When the snow begins to fall its like a bird apon the wall,
When the bird away does fly its like an eagle in the sky ,
When the sky begans to grow its like a lion at the door,
When the door begins to crack its like a stick across ure back,
When ure back begans to smart its like a knife in ure heart,
When ure heart begins to bleed ure dead dead indeed.
By Jarod Dane
Age: 17 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 6 | Day of birth: 24 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: USA-Colorado
Exact place of living: Fort Lupton
Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes
Music
adult pop | alternative | blues |
classical | country | folk music |
goth | grunge | heavy metal |
hip hop | jazz | new age |
opera | pop | progressive metal |
punk | rap | rock |
synth | techno |
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Other interests
animals | anime | art |
boardgames | card games | cars |
cats | chasing the preferred sex | chess |
cooking | crime stories | disco |
dogs | drinks | eating |
economics | electronics | fantasy |
film | fishing | gambling |
geography | history | horses |
hunting | motorcycles | party |
physics | plants | poetry |
politics | religion | role playing |
singing | scifi | sewing |
slacking | smoking | snow scooters |
shopping | sporting | theatre |
travelling | whisky | wine |
woodwork | writing |
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Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: a little overweight
Height: 176