FUNNY ASSSSSSSSS HELL DIARY.
BE WARNED, YOU ARE DUMB & YOU aRE GOING TO READ THIS.

THE MOST HILARIOUS THING YOU WILL EVER READ!!!!

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

http://www.myyearbook.com/index.php?mysession=cmVnaXN0cmF0aW9uX3Byb2ZpbGU=

YES, I KNOW I DONT ROCK.
[i wish i was an alchemist.]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c176/norevard/ROCK.jpg

my name is kyle. i have no real pictures of me yet, but i will be getting one soon.
i like alot of things, including random things & funny things....ok i will be quiet now. i am easily amazed & easily confused.
i forget easy too.i have dark brown hair & eyes, but my hair turns red, black, tannish, & dark blonde with each new inch it grows. i am a LEO, so you should know i am a control whore & an attention whore. lol, but not really. i like alot of things, including girls, violence, swearing,violent girls that swear, lol.

http://puzzlemaker.school.discovery.com/code/BuildWordSearch.asp

POEMS THAT MAKE YOU SAY...WTF?

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monkeys dont love eachother & neither do we
you are the spitting image of failed Anarchy
i will hold your hand & shove it up your ass
i cant think of anything that rhymes with ass
because you are a girl & i am a girl?
nevermind, i fucked up, slap the duke earl
he is my mentor for not making sense
like when the cow jumped over the barbwire fence
he shits on the road & eats up my food
fuck i cant dig in the fridge, im in a bad mood
you cant have sex if your sitting in a tree
anal sex is funner if there is more than 3

your menstrual problems are killing the trees
just put that bag back on your head & suck as you please
your hair gets caught up on my taped up seat
just undress very slowly while we fuck on the street
traffic tickets & violations are all around
more green & brown waste everytime that i pound
i meant on the drum, not that silly little bitch!
i am one instrumental son of a ......bitch?



THE ATTENTION WHORE
THE WEAPON CRAFTER'S SHOP

MY MUSIC

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Crossfade
Papa Roach
Guana Apes(New!)
Incubus
Nirvana(THEY ROCK YOUR SOUL)
Foo Fighters
Nickleback
Muse(new!)
Velvet Revolver(new!)
Seether
Evanescance
Linkin Park
Sevendust(HELLZ YEA)
Green Day
Saliva

MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO
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being lonely(actually no, being alone sucks.)
being random.
looking at funny pictures
drawing
talking to people
listening to people
erm...i cant think anymore

(you do not need to read the things in red.)

PHRASES THAT RELATE TO ME

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"how can you like jay & silent bob & not be a stoner?"
"i will NEVER talk to him again."
"your girlfriend is ugly & im glad she is dead."

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


[the reason i am so mean all the time is because i am plagued by my girlfriend's death in north dakota & i take it out on people, to releive the cold.killing.pain. no one would understand
how i felt about her.
Her name was Aria.]

DUDE....FOOD.... it rhymes

ENNEIGARD.
it means "divine guardian."
it was made from words that are assorted into a language that i cant remember the name of, i know it starts with an M though...

why is love so hard to hold onto & why is a grudge so hard to let go of?

''.' kyle's positive thoughts!!! '.''
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[due to a lack of morbidity the thoughts area will be closed down. sorry for the inconvinience]

I NEVER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER WENT OUT WITH ANYONE
(X) I NEVER RAPED ANYONE
(_) I NEVER COMMITED HERECY
(_) I NEVER HAD FRIENDS
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER BETRAYED SOMEONE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HELD A GRUDGE AGAINST A FRIEND
(x) I HAVE NEVER CROSSDRESSED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_)I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(X) I NEVER FLED THE AUTHORITIES OF A FORIEN LAND
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX ON A BUS
(x) I NEVER MADE A BOMB THREAT
(_) I NEVER WATCHED ANYONE DIE

[mourning sucks]

A FUNAY AYSS JOWK
once there were these three sisters who asked their parents if they could each invite a boy to sleepover. so in the middle of the night their parents went up to each girls room,to listen to what they were doing. they go up to the first girls room and hear laughter,they go up to the second girls room and hear whispers,they go up to the third girls room and they dont hear anything. so the next day after the boys left the parents asked the first girl why they heard laughter. she said b/c they were telling jokes. they asked the second girl why they heard whispers,she said b/c they were telling secrets.then they asked the third girl why they didnt hear anything and she said " but u guys always tell me to never talk with my mouth full!"

[i guess you can call it post-traumatic stress disorder]

friends & other people that are cool
[lost rocker#2]
[disposable hero]
[Miss Gemm.]
[VASH THE STAMPEDE]
[mesarethusa]
[archpaladin]
[j.j.]
[Stu-Pot]
[jim hawking]
[gene starwind]
[Shadow Guardian]
[nativedude]
[{Donut}]
[The Last Spartan]
[Corsair]
[raving r3d anarchist]
[Muds]
[* Nena *]
[cow]
check them out...

ELMO HATERS


WYRM , the greater species of all dragons

a blue dragon.

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NIRVANA - SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
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Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overborne and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Chorus-
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yea(x3)

Verse 2-
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Chorus-
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yea!(x3)

(cool as hell guitar solo)

Verse 3-
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard it's hard to find
Oh well whatever nevermind
Chorus-
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
A denial!(x9)


THIS PICTURE IS COOL! I FOUND IT BECAUSE OF [lost rocker#2] he's my friend
and here is my addition!

yes it rocks.

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I OWN YOUR ASS.
if you own someone else's ass put this in your profile. rejoice.

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PSP, its like carpet, you can watch outside.
that was a cool commercial. yaknow, with the talking lint?


(....i forgot... just like this one)


She Is Aria. ^^ Just 2 Let U know

[i hate people....but dont we all]
every one lives a tormented life, so what makes you any different?

more of my pics...& stuff
[this is bullshit.]

JAY & SILENT BOB - COOOOLLL!