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1990 laney boi 2007 (y does everyone ignore me am i that bad)
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hey i'm chris i'm bout 5"7, brown hair, 1 green eye 1 half brown n green, i like 2 have a laugh wif my mates n have a drink now n again, ive been told tht im a good person 2 talk 2 so if u wanna chat just message me
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i like to hang round wid my friends, i like 2 have a laugh wid them n i like 2 ave a drink now n again. feel free to talk 2 me anytime u like.
u fuck wid my mates u fuck wud me so be careful on what ur sayin 2 them!!!!
[~..cristina..~]
[shinobi14]
[Lithium.]
[welsh_boy05]
[Zoeo]
[~ little angel ~]
[just leanne]
[x-Cegi-baby-x]
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[Xx §ophie xX ^_^ Happy ^_^ xX]
(x) <- means youve done it
(_) <- means you haven't
START:
(x) snuck out of the house?
(_) gotten lost in your city?
(x) saw a shooting star?
(_) been to any other countries besides Canada?
(x) had a serious surgery?
(_) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(_) kissed a stranger?
(_) hugged a stranger?
(x) been arrested?
(_) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose?
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator?
(x) jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck?
(x) swore at your parents?
(X) been in love?
(X) been close to love?
(x) been to a casino?
(_) been skydiving?
(x) broken a bone?
(x) been high?
(X) been drunk?
(x) skipped school?
(_) flashed someone?
(x) gotten in a fist fight?
(X) been suspended?
(_) had anger management?
(_) done the splits?
(X) played spin the bottle?
(x) gotten stitches?
(_) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?
(X) bitten someone?
(X) made someone bleed?
(_) been to Niagara Falls?
(X) gotten the chicken pox?
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex?
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed into someones car?
(_) been to Japan?
(X) ridden in a taxi?
(X) Been dumped?
(_) had a crush on someone of the same sex?
(X) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?
(_) gone on a blind date?
(X) lied to a friend?
(_) had a crush on a teacher?
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans?
(_) been to Europe?
(_) slept with a co-worker?
(_) been to Africa?
(_) Driven over 400 miles in one day?
(_) Been to Canada?
(_) Been to Mexico?
(_) Been on a plane?
(_) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show-?
(_) Thrown up in a bar?
(_) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(_) Eaten Sushi?
(_) Been skiing/snowboarding?
(_) Met someone in person from the internet?
(x) Cheated on a test?
(_) lost a child?
(_) gone to college?
(_) graduated college?
(X) done hard drugs?
(x) tried killing yourself?
(x) fired a gun?
(X) purposely hurt yourself?
(X) taken painkillers?
(_) been married?
(_) gotten divorced?
(_) had children?
(X) seen someone?
(x) had a close friend die?
(_) love someone or miss someone right now
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if u hate me
then i hate you to!!!
A- Damn good in bed
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-DAMN good in bed
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You have a nice ass
M-success comes easily to you.
N-Have a big warm heart.
O-You love foreplay.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R-You love foreplay
S-People think you are so sexy.
T-you are one of the best in bed.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
y- you are one of the strongest out there
Z-You're Super cool.
C- your wild and crazy
H-You have very good personality and looks.
R-You love foreplay
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
S-People think you are so sexy.
hahahaha yea right
[One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." Repost this in your house if you care about someone you love enough you would die without them.]
[One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.]
Lettuce!!!
[Tomato!!!]
Lettuce!!!
[Tomato!!!]
Lettuce!!!
[Tomato!!!]
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
[Tomato!!!]
Whoa!!!
[PULL IT OUT!!!]
PULL IT OUT NOW
[I can't get pregnant!]
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
some of my fave bands:
slipknot
american headcharge
skindred
placebo
papa roach
nickleback
gorillaz
linkin park
my chemical romance
limp bizkit
eminem
evanesence
progidy
AFI
rob/white zombie
and many more but i just cant think of them
AFI
"Miss Murder"
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I,
take my life?
whoa-oh-ohh
With just a look they shook
And heavens bowed before him.
Simply a look can break your heart.
The stars that pierce the sky;
He left them all behind.
We’re left to wonder why
He left us all behind.
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I,
take my life?
whoa-oh-ohh
(ohh)
Dreams of his crash won’t pass
Or how they all adored him.
Beauty will last when spiraled down.
The stars that mystify
He left them all behind.
And how his children cry
He left us all behind.
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I,
take my life?
whoa-oh-ohh
What's the hook, the twist
within this furthest mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it.
That the ghost you love, your ray of light
Will fizzle out without hope.
We're the empty set just floating through, wrapped in skin,
Ever searching for what we were promised.
Reaching for the golden ring we never let go,
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it.
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I,
take my life?
whoa-oh-ohh
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Hey Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I,
take my life?
whoa-oh-ohh
evanescence - call me when your sober
Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.
Should I let you fall?
Lose it all?
So maybe you can remember yourself.
Can't keep believing,
We're only deceiving ourselves .
And I'm sick of the lie,
And you're too late.
Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.
Couldn't take the blame.
Sick with shame.
Must be exhausting to lose your own game.
Selfishly hated,
No wonder you're jaded.
You can't play the victim this time,
And you're too late.
Don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
You want me,
Come find me.
Make up your mind.
You never call me when you're sober.
You only want it cause it's over,
It's over.
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I - you were never mine.
So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind.
Age: 24 | Year of birth: 1990 | Month of birth: 1 | Day of birth: 18 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: United Kingdom-Wales
Exact place of living: Cwmbran
Home-page URL: i
Weblog URL: dont
Favorite URL: fuckin
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
Other interests
beer | cars | chasing the preferred sex |
dogs | film | slacking |
smoking |
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Sexual preference: opposite sex