Number 1=jacey bear aka zero
My Princess Charming= [bãby drãg]
My Prince Charming=[Stoner101]
My Girlfriend=[bãby drãg]
My Boyfrined=jacey bear aka zero
My Mistress=
My Master=
My Soulmate=jacey bear aka zero
My Emo Lover=
My Hottie= jacey bear aka zero
My Sexy Gal= [Psycho ShadowBlood]
My Lil Complimenters= [Psycho ShadowBlood] [bãby drãg] [ULTRAnumb] [Divano][Stoner101][gbtyuo] jacey bear
My Juggalette= [Psycho ShadowBlood]
My Favorite Juggalette= [Psycho ShadowBlood]
My Juggalo=[Stoner101] jacey bear aka zero
My Favorite Juggalos= [gbtyuo] jacey bear aka zero
My Dark Angle=
My Angel= [Psycho ShadowBlood]
My Lil Angel=
My Devil=
My Lil Devil=
My Guardian Angel=
My Deamon Body Guard=
My Body Guard=jacey bear aka zero
My Fairy God Mother=
My Star= [star eyes]
My Partner In Crime= [star eyes]
My Bitch=
My Stalker=
My Whore= [star eyes]
My Slave=
My Idol=
My Dirty Dancer=
My Straight Friends=
My Bisexual Friends=
My Lezbian Friends=
My Gay Friends=
My Mother=
My Father=
My Sisters= [Psycho ShadowBlood], [star eyes]
My Brothers=
My Aunt=
My Uncle=
My Daughters=
My Son= Brendan

sitting here in this cold, dark, lonesome room,
holding back my tears, trying not to show my violent fears, because it will be my doom.... as i lay here on this cold ass floor, wishing you would walk through the damn door... i cant move my body im so numb, laying like a baby sucking on my thumb...selfishly hating, constantly waiting... as i lay here waiting for you to return to me and your son, finally this isnt a game but i have already won... laying outside under the stars and the moon its driving my crazy, im feeling hazy... i black out, violently screaming, please tell me im dreaming... im constantly bleeding, selfishly hating... this world has not come to its end, until my love we meet again! <3

I LOVE YOU CHRIS AND BRENDEN!!!!!!!XOXOX<3

WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US

Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS Up"

FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO.
JUGGALOS: are the reason you have no FAYGO.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
JUGGALOS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
JUGGALOS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
JUGGALOS: cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
JUGGALOS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JUGGALOS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS
JUGGALOS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
JUGGALOS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
JUGGALOS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE BITCH!WHERE'S THE FAYGO????!!!"
NORMAL FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
JUGGALOS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
JUGGALOS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
JUGGALOS: Will knock them the fuck out.


Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
.Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public:
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever

I AM A JUGGALETTE AN IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF

TRUE HOMIES
TRUE HOMIES never leave you out to dri. TRUE HOMIES have seen you cri. TRUE HOMIES don't give a fuck what your parents think. TRUE HOMIES pick you up when you begin to sink. TRUE HOMIES r by ur side in jail. TRUE HOMIES bang biggots heads against the rails. TRUE HOMIES love you even if your gay. TRUE HOMIES recorded your first lay. TRUE HOMIES will teach your kids how to drink beer. TRUE HOMIES whip away your tear. TRUE HOMIES crash your first car. TRUE HOMIES drag your ass out of that bar. TRUE HOMIES WILL TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU.

When I Die Show No Pitty
Send Ma Soul To Juggalo City
Dig A Hole 6ft. Deep
N Lay 2 Matches By Ma Feet
Place 2 hatchets Accross Ma Chest
N Tell Ma Homies I Tried Ma Best.

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I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society,
and to the Ninjas for which it stands,
One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
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