Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!





Take my hand and lead the way;
tell me all you want to say.
Whisper softly in my ear,
all those things I want to hear.
Kiss my lips and touch my skin;
bring out passions deep within.
Pull me close and hold me near;
take away my pain and fear.
In the darkness of the night,
be my beacon, shine your light.
In the brightness of the sun,
show me that you are the one.
Give me wings so I can fly;
for I can soar when you're nearby.
Enter my heart, break down the wall,
it's time for me to watch it fall.
I've been a prisoner, can't you see?
Break my chains and set me free.
Strip me of my armor tight;
you'll find I won't put up a fight.
Release my soul held deep within . . .
I'm ready now, let love begin.


[Let It Rain
Let It Flood
Let A Crip Kill A blood
Let It Rain
Let It Drip
Kill A blood Cuz I Claim Crip
Let It Rain
Let It Thunder
Bury A blood 6 Feet Under
In Crips We Trust
In Bloods We Bust!
Kill A blood Win A Prize
Kill A Crip Yah Whole Family Dies!!!!!!!]

30 THINGS THAT WIll MAKE YOUR PARENTS GO CRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
My friends and mine, personal favorite. Say, "I have a bellybutton." every 5 seconds and roll around on the floor.




                                                                                 


                                              



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A GIRL AND A GUY WERE SPEEDON A MOTORCYCLE,
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GIRL:SLOW DOWN IM SCARED








GUY:NO, THIS IS FUN









GIRL:NO IT'S NOT PLEASE IT'S TOO SCARY!









GUY: THEN TELL ME U LOVE ME








GIRL:FINE, I LOVE YOU, SLOWDOWN!








GUY: NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG








*GIRL HUGS HIM*








GUY:CAN U TAKE MY HELMENT OFF AND PUT IT ON URSELF? IT'S BUGGING ME






(IN THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY)









A MOTORCYCLE CRASHED IN TO A BUILDING, BECAUSE OF BREAK FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE ON IT.


BUT ONLY ONE SURVIVED ON IT
THE TRUTH WAZ THAT HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD,

THE GUY REALIZED THAT HIS BREAKS BROKE,
BUT HE DID'NT WANT TO LET THE GIRL KNOW.

INSTEAD, HE HAD HER SAY SHE LOVED HIM & FELT HER HUG ONE LAST TIME, THEN HAD HER WEAR HIS HELMENT

SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE EVEN THOUGH IT MEANT THAT HE WOULdnt


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[The Stonerz Pledge:
peace,pot,tequila shot,
jesus luvs us stoned or not,
sex drugs, rock&roll,
speed,weed,birth control.
lifes a bitch then you die,
fuck the world lets get high.
we are stonerz we have class,
mess wit us well kick your ass.
so to all u preps who think your cool,
go to hell cause stonerz rule!!!!]



This is SO Sad, but then at the same time really sweet...
[One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." ]



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HOW TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.


I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( )NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (on the cheek)
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (on the cheek)
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (relatives)
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
( ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (lol, its a funny story)
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX(some wat kinda sorta)
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING(funny story too)
(x) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX(nope & dontwant 2 nasty pics in mi mind)

( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX(kinda sorta)
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER bit SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (on purpose)
( ) I NEVER FOUND OUT THAT I AM VERY SEXUAL WHEN I GET DRUNK
(x) I NEVER LIKED MY BOY FRIENDS/GIRL FRIENDS BEST FRIEND
(_) I NEVER FOLLOWED SOMEONE AROUND A PUBLIC PLACE BECAUSE THEIR LOOKS(yup funny story )

me n my girls were sent from heaven
i back them up 24/7
If u mess with me or my crew
Bitch i'd hate to be u







i'll draw u a picture
i'll draw it with a twist
i'll draw it with a razorblade
i'll draw it on my wrist
and if u draw it correctly
a fountain will appear
to wash away my sorrows
to chase away my fears



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