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Nekro (If I could kill you, I probably would.)

Member #43615 created: 2006-07-27 04:51:25Simple URL:   


I am a luchador.


I am metal as fuck.


Its true, I do hate almost everyone of you fleety little scene kids, ignorant loud ICP kids, or dumb overly goth teenagers, and lets not forget the racist.
Leave me alone.

Sunny Moore and MCR are both fucking worthless, get over it you little whores.

ICP is nothing but a bunch of Beastie Boy wannabes who couldn't make it so they started a gimmick

God damn I hate "emo" music and dumb ass kids who think that snake bites and to much eyeliner is the coolest thing ever.

And you know what else? Fuck Narutards, that anime is shit in both English and Japanese, get the fuck over it.

And furries, yiff in hell you creepy bastards.

Business was not going well. The clown had paid to be featured first in the Yellow Pages, bought ad space on dozens of park benches and plastered fliers on every surface in the city that had an inch of free space. Fat lot of good it did. His last gig was a birthday party three weeks ago, and it had turned into a total disaster when one of the kids asked for a porcupine balloon animal. That was one family that wouldn't be referring his services to their friends.

If things didn't turn around quick, he'd be forced to give up on his lifelong dream and get a normal job as a mime.

"Come on," he thought while sitting on his front porch, drinking his morning coffee as a school bus slowly rolled by. "What you need is something to set yourself apart from the other clowns. What you need, John Wayne Gacy, is a gimmick."

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something HORRIBLY wrong with his bowels. He speculated it was gas station burritos. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. Grudgingly and about to shit all over himself, the boy obliged. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, the boys bowels instantaneously released in such a violent manner that his ass began to recede inside of itself. “Oh my GOD WHYYYYYYY!” He shouted. He reached out and grabbed the girl by her hair in panic. “help me you heartless cunt!” He screamed .His stomach began to explode from all the shit that couldn’t escape his subsided asshole. The girl pulled away from him and tried the handle but it was locked. She cornered herself in the passenger side seat while the boy began to cry diarrhea all over himself shrieking in panic. His belly button swelled open, stale beer and digested ramen spewed of the newly appointed sphincter all over the girl. The boy suddenly became silent, covered in shit, blood and tears. Remembering the note, the girl pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, MY ASS WOULD EXPLODE”.
Repost this if your a fucking moron.

*I do not live in Zimbabwe.

Age: 17

Gender: male

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: Zimbabwe

Known languages


Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: fit

Height: 177

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