[I love you Steph! Thank you for your wisdom.]

My Chemical Romance is my favorite band of all time! I love their new and old music.. and The Used is fucking incredible! I'm not as random as you think I salad. Guys in drag turn me on.. I'm obsessed with reading made up (or not made up) MCR stories, so if I'm messaging you and I don't reply right away, that's what I'm doing.. If you ever want to talk to me, just do it, I'll most likely talk back



THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANCE:


1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard

A Poem From Jack The Ripper-
Eight little whores, with no hope of heaven,
Gladstone may save one, then there'll be seven.
Seven little whores beggin for a shilling,
One stays in Henage Court, then there's a killing.
Six little whores, glad to be alive,
One sidles up to Jack, then there are five.
Four and whore rhyme aright,
So do three and me,
I'll set the town alight
Ere there are two.
Two little whores, shivering with fright,
Seek a cosy doorway in the middle of the night.
Jack's knife flashes, then there's but one,
And the last one's the ripest for Jack's idea of fun.



If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get!!




OK YOU SO NEED TO ANSWER THIS!!!]
[GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you]


Test your eyes


Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)


HOW MANY ?


. 3?




WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.


READ IT AGAIN !

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.



seriously, I am DONE with this relationship stuff! Every relationship I have been in.. I am always the one to come out hurt.. everytime! :( so please, if someday I hand you my heart, be gentle with it, it's so fragile..


WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

[Dude, shut up]

NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT

[Hey, I said shut the fuck up!]

NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

[SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT THE FUCK OUT! FUCK!]

Hey, fuck you man, I like that song.


So now you know a few things about me, so..
GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!!!