Yello Elfpack, I can tell you alittle bit about myself, Im 17 I have blonde hair, Im 5'2ft, I wiegh 105lb,Im Thin but I have muscles and I work out, but I can put up a fight If I wanted to. I have a car, A Chsyler Seibring Convertible Gold, im getting a Volkswagen EOS black Convertible. Oh and heres a big shocker, Im GAY!!!!!!!! hahahaha and for the guys that are after the same thing, I like them to have a BIG you know what, oh and to be very sweet and very muscular toned,I love to be bottom, I love to scream and moan, and some think that this is a total turn on, but Im a virgin, I have never been fucked before, but I have suck, and boy does it tatse good, I love for the cum to go every where and I wouldnt really mind having an Orgy, Oh I in the Coast Guard, and Im now in Kodiak AK for my new duty station and Ill be here for 8 months or so, I love my job! I love to play video games, my fav. is Phantasy Star Universe. anyways I guess thats all for now and if you would like to know more about me that just ask, K ;)
Oh heres some stuff for yall,now this isnt really anything for someone who hates fantasy and who isnt gay other wise you wont like it, and if you dont ... TUFF! get out of my site right now!!!! for the rest that would like to stay and look, becareful, cause you might loose your head...
Now here is one of my favorite comics, I hope yall like it, but its only going to be 2 pages, however, there is more to it, but if you want to see the rest of it than you have to ask, .... oh and to get things squared away, if anyone takes my pics with out asking, your died, and you will be choped up to peices by the gaurds. ^_^
God this is so HOT.
These studs are my hotties, you cant have them there mine. ;)
Jeffrey,... Hes the one I always wanted to be with Ive known him for so long,but i dont know if ill ever get to be with him ... But now I found a guy who makes me happy and alot of other feelings, but Ill have to wait for him, he says he'll wait for me, and he knows who he is. (points down)
This Is my stud muffin, No one can have him, hes mine, so no touchy, Only I touch, ohh and he feel good and so does his..(wonders off into dream land).... So dont even think about taking him from me or you will die, lol.... really,... no really Im not kidding, lol...
Love ya, Stud Muffin
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^
WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A__I ATE --
B__I LICKED --
C__I SAT ON --
D__I PEED ON --
E__I HUMPED --
F__I CHASED --
G__I TACKLED --
H__I SHAT ON --
I__I STALKED --
J__I RAW AWAY WITH --
K__I FELL IN LOVE WITH --
L__I HAD A CRUSH ON --
M__I WANKED OVER --
N__I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH --
O__I PUNCHED --
P__I BIT --
Q__I SCREAMED AT --
R__I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH --
S__I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT --
T__I TIED UP --
U__I HAD 69 WITH --
V__I SUCKED --
W__I POKED --
X__I SLEPT WITH --
Y__I MADE A MOVE ON --
Z__I WENT ON A DATE WITH --
FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME --
A__A PROSTITUTE --
B__MY TEACHER --
C__GEORGE BUSH --
D__A RAT --
E__A TRAMP --
F__A SHEEP --
G__MY PLUMBER --
H__MY COMPUTER --
I__MY FINGERS --
J__A RABBIT --
K__A LEMMING --
L__AN APPLE --
M__TONY BLAIR --
N__A VIBRATOR --
O__A DILDO --
P__A MOVIESTAR --
Q__MY EX --
R__A BANANA --
S__A CUCUMBER --
T__A TUB OF VASELINE --
U__A PORNSTAR --
V__MY BARBIEDOLL --
W__AN ACTION MAN --
X__SOME CHEESE --
Y__A RANDOM GUY --
Z__SOME RANDOM WOMAN --
NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING --
RED__IN A TAXI --
BLUE__IN A BUSH --
GREEN__IN THE BATH --
BLACK__IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM --
WHITE__WHEN I WAS FIVE --
PINK__ON LIVE TV --
BROWN__WHEN I WAS A BABY --
PURPLE__ON THE BUS --
YELLOW__IN A CANDY STORE --
GREY__UNDER A COW --
ORANGE__IN A PIGSTY --
OTHER__BEHIND YOUR SOFA --
NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR --
BLONDE__BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE --
BLACK__BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME --
BROWN__BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON --
GINGER__BECAUSE IM MAD --
RED__BECAUSE IM BORED OF THE USUAL --
STRAWBERRY BLONDE__BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER --
PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND WRITE WHAT YOU GET --
well sweet made me cry lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?
Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy- Oh really? Why?
Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all.
Girl- So what did we do in math today?
Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes.
Girl- Ok, good.
Girl- Hey, I have a question......
Boy- Ok, ask away.
Girl-........How much do you love me?
Boy- You know I love you more than anything.
Boy- Why do you ask?
Boy- Is something wrong?
Girl- No, nothing at all.
Goy- Ok, good.
Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?
Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl- You would?
Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?
Girl- No, everything is fine......
Boy- Are you sure?
Boy- Ok.......I hope so.
Girl- ..............Would you die for me?
Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny.
Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
Boy- ............Ok. If your sure.
Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Boy- Oh. Ok.
Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.
Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.
Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy- Yeah........but not her.
Friend- I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school.
Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later.
Girl- Oh, hi.
Boy- Why weren't you at school today?
Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment.
Boy- Are you sick?
Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.
Boy- I'll wait.
Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later.
Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny.
very long pause<
Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
Girl- Its the best thing for us right now.
Girl- I love you.
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy- Hey dude.
Boy- Whats up?
Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately?
Friend- So you didn't hear?
Boy- Hear what?
Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you......
Boy- Dude, tell me!
Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam.
Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend.
Voice- What is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
Boy- WAIT! NO!
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok?
Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me!
Boy- You what? YOU WHAT?
Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support.
Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
Girl- They're taking me off tonight.
Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't.
Boy- Why not?
Girl- I didn't want to hurt you.
Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart.
Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you.
Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you.
Boy- Then why'd you break up with me?
Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...
Thats it for now, and like I said before if you didnt like my site, GET THE F**K out of here!!!! ^_^ but for the ones that enjoyed my site, plz clean up after selfs, ... If you would like a Towel to clean up, all you have to do is ask, Oh and talk to me if you want, ... if you want to see more just ask and Ill give you more ;) But thats all for now, Oh and I would like to know if anyone on elfpack who ofcorse likes my site, has an xbox360, mabye we can chat while playing a game, ;) lol... Bye for now