WATCH AS THEY CHANGE AND MUTATE INTO FREAKSHOW TWIZTID SERIAL KILLIN' JUGGALO
Say my damn pledge:
Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house]
I am 6 foot, i have brown eyes, brown hair, medium build. I live in a little stupid drama causing town that i cant wait to get out of, pobably for springfield. If you've met me and my friends in person and dont like us or what we do then i could care less. I know how to use just about any weapon, guns, swords, staffs, my friends and i are allways wrestling around or boxing each other. I smoke, i like to drink sometimes.
I like 2 sk8board, and blade. i'm a heavy paintball player.
I love wolves and tigers, and allmost any other
animal too.
Including mythical creatures.
Fav. musical artist.... H.I.M., static x, hinder, disturbed, rob zombie, shinedown, I.C.P., bon jovi, nickelback, korn, linkin park, 50 cent, godsmack, and akon. I'm a pyro. i am an occasional gamer my video (vidio & rpg) game handle is NIGHTSTALKER Big fan of vampire, werewolf, mage and D&D (all RPG's) I am allways a kender in D&D if that tells you anything. If it doesnt, im allways hyper and allways making jokes. so learn to take one from
time to time. I occasionaly wear eyeliner.
O AND ONE MORE THING I AM SHY AS HELL IN PERSON THAT IS.
Now that you know i little more about me i guess i have nothing else to say. Exept this is me.
HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!
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YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]
GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your just a waste of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be with me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you
This is donated to my ex-fiance
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can not believe
I got so attached 2 you
You were like barbered wire
Wrapped around my heart
With ever breath i took
You Ripped me apart
Each little beat Is another small cut
I dont know what it takes
To sew it all shut
Losing my trust
Watching my broken memories
Fading to dust."
Do you know why you should go out with paintball players?
1. When we run out of gas it takes 5 seconds to get us goin again.
2. We all have at least a 10 inch barrel.
3. We can follow directions.
4. Not afraid to get down and dirty.
5. We have the best cocker on the field
6. We LOVE to be aggresive
7. We can fire off hundreds of rounds and not get tired
8. We like to push hard but not hard enough to get hit
9. our fingers can move really fast in small places
10. our game is on in 10 seconds
11. we always use protection
12. our bodies are flexible
13. we always do our best
[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^]
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22.*throws out question* some people...
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?
This is for the family if your in it you know what im talkin about i love everyone yall 4-life
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
Juggalo: are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Juggalo: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Juggalo: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
Juggalo: cry with you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Juggalo: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Juggalo: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Juggalo: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
Juggalo: Walk right in and yells "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
Juggalo: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Juggalos: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Juggalo: Will knock them the fuck out
Friend: Will help u move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help u move a dead bodie out of the house
FRIENDS: Would ignore this
Juggalo: Will repost it
"What Is A Juggalo"
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
[Chorus (2x)]
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
Anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
[Violent J]
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
[shaggy 2 dope]
What is a juggalo?
He's a graduate
He graduated from....well
At least, he got a job
He's not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts
[Violent J]
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
[Chorus (1x)]
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand
[Chorus (2x)]
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) [3X]
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?
Other kewl stuff (im a Taurus):
CAPRICORN
Sassy.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser.
Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED.
VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.
Sexy.
Always horny.
Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.
Loud.
Caring.
Smart.
Loves being in long relationships.
Addictive.
Attractive.
SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy.
Talkative.
Energetic.
Predict future.
Most erotic.
Freak in bed.
GREAT kisser.
Not one to mess with.
Always get what they want.
Once u get hold on to them.
SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious.
Horny.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find.
Good when found.
Loves being in long relationship
TAURUS
Aggressive.
Freak in bed.
Rare to find.
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing.
Outstanding kisser.
Sexual as fuck.
GEMINI
Nice.
Love is one of a kind.
Great listeners
Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still punch your lights out.
Trustworthy
CANCER
Great Kisser.
Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed.
Most horny.
PISCES
Caring.
Smart.
Center of attention.
Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal.
Has the last word.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Super good in bed.
LIBRA
Very gentle.
Very romantic.
Nice.
Love is one of a kind.
Silly and fun, sweet!
Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in bed!
AQUARIUS
Trustworthy.
Sexy.
Rare to find.
Loves being in long relationships.
Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.
ARIES
Outgoing.
Spontanious.
Not one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness.
Unpredictable.
Erotic.
Funny.
Addictive....HA VERY
Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
FUCKING HOT
LEO
Hated by alot of people
normally ugly
Good at sport
shy.
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