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Still Waiting (Something Is Standing In Between Me And My Sanity)

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WHaTs GoOd?!?! I'm Becca i'm one of the most awesome people you will ever meet, I love hanging out with my friends and I absolutley love being on the phone. I have molested gummy bears, I love smoking many different things, and music is pretty much my life. But MOST IMPORTANTLY i'm a Juggalette!!! And if you don't like it get to steppin...


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You know what this is ridiculous, we live in America and when i try to stand up for whats right or what i believe in i get slammed for it. Some people are just so closed minded and can't let go of the past...we have moved past slavery it is 2008 no race is above another, and we should be allowed to love and be with whoever we want to be with...and I am writing this directed toward certain people and certain groups of people, you know who you are

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.

This is Hilarious:
The Hippie
Author Unknown

A hippie gets on a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The hippie the asked the nun if she would have sex with him. Surprised, the Nun politely declines and gets off at the next stop.

When the bus resumes, the bus driver says to the hippie "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you!" The hippie says of course, the driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight she goes to the cemetery to Pray to the Lord. " If you went dressed in Robes and glowing powder," said the male bus driver "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you!"

The hippie goes out the next Tuesday evening. And right on schedule the Nun shows up. In the middle of Praying, he comes out of hiding, in Robes and glowing with the mask of the God. " I am God, I've heard your Prayers and I will answer them but you must first give yourself to me!" The nun agrees but asked for anal sex so that she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and quickly goes to work on the Nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off the mask and shouts out "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!"

The Nun replies by whipping off her hood and shouting, Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

Anyways...heres some things i like and things i hate with a deep and dying passion:

ThInGs I LoVe!!! = )
ICP (Whoop Whoop!)


Gummy Bears

Mother Nature

My Friends

Open-minded people




Homosexuals = )



The Spice Girls (spice world is the best movie ever!!!)






Black Eyeliner

...I could go on forever, but i think you get the point lol...

Things I Hate (to name a few):
Close-minded homophobic people

fish (they gross me out)

Socks and Feet (they're yucky!!!)

People who don't give a fuck about the environment and destroy it!!!!


ANIME!!!! I fucking HATE that shit!!!!

Peolpe who don't care about animals and their pain and well being!!!

Gangs (they are ridiculously stupid and based around a color!!!)

People who don't know shit about you but they insist they do!!!

The radio and most of the music played on it

Most t.v shows

...but honestly i'm not a negative person, i try to focus on the positive = )

...Sooo now that you've read my page send me a message, I love meeting new people!!!

This is one of the most A-Mazing songs ever:
Juggalo Family
Dark Lotus

Violent J:
And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 mainstream fans And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless

Blaze Ya Dead Homie:
I gots love for my homies, members of the Lotus
United we stand, squashing all deadly forces
Been to hell, could of spent eternity there
All the bad shit I've done, I should still be there
Juggalos can ya feel me, feel me, worldwide, worldwide
Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go

Monoxide Child:
So many people in the matrix die alone, hey
Not me, my soul belongs to juggalos, they
Keep me going when I'm down and out
I pick up the phone drop them a line and here them shout
Saying Twiztid is the shit, and I'm down with the clown
Dark Lotus for life until I'm dead in the ground!
I give a dap to all my homies and killas who get it started
All my juggalos always represent for the departed

Mass murder makes me happy
Dead bodies make me happy
say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family
Mass murder makes me happy
Dead bodies make me happy
say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family

Shaggy 2 Dope:
6 individuals pedals formed from 1 stem
Who try to run away and don't follow any trends, no friends
Cause we ascend from the same dirt, filth, grit, and grime
and combine Juggalo minds to crush Mainstream shrines
Whats yours is mine and what's mines is yours
Let the wagons of the Dark Carnival show you different worlds
Any hoes front a juggalo or the hatchet
Tell 'em come suck on your dick,BITCH we psychopathic [bitch in background]

Jamie Madrox:
All my life I've been living it all alone
I'm like a king with no people and no crown or a throne
And what I'm speaking on is what I'm feeling like
Do you know what it's like to feel the warmth of the sunlight
I'd really like to know cause I've been chilling in the dark
For so many years that I question love in my heart
I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and all the love that they bring


Let me get your ear, I'mamake myself clear
Its the L Family, Juggalos ride chia
you could take away my mic, you could take away this life
But the love that we got, it aint never gonna stop
We eternal, passed this earthly bullshit (whoo!)
Dogs on another level, can you feel this?
Its Twiztid, Blaze, and ICP
And if you fuckin' wit' my dawgs, boy you D-I-E!

Violent J:
If it wasn't for Shaggy my shirt would still be baggy
I wouldn't be fat, I'd still be hungry and crabby
We used to buy our own records at the stores
So they would think it's a hot seller, and order more
But we built a team killers with the same dream
We couldn't reach the top, we'd stay B level like Charlie Sheen
We finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes

(Chorus x2)

And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 mainstream fans And i said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans 10 juggalos is priceless to me

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
Now that you've read it, post it and have goodluck in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U will have a bad sex life!!!

...anyways so like i stated before SEND ME A MESSAGE!!! (or you can stop visting my page)

Gender: female

What do you do?: Something in between

Place of living: USA-Colorado

Exact place of living: Greeley

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Elfpack crew wannabe: No


Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdiscoporn

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: tentacle monster

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