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the following list thingy came from[Pockyhead! (The one and only ^.^)]





1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]





2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside".
[ the shoplifter special]





3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]





4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]





5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[Oops, too late!]





6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating.
[Really? Lets experiment!]





7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[Now that I gotta see!]





8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]





9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[One would only hope]





10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[As opposed to what? Outer space!?]





11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].





12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[NEWS FLASH]





13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts."
[Glad they could clear that up for us]





14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[Way to go! Lets just destroy all childhood fantasy's!]





15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[What kind of consumer phone call did they get for that one!]







[i like this video but there is lots of gore and violence. even though it is a cartoon. if youre an expectant mother or if youre under the age of 14, i highly suggest that you dont watch this. thanx
-sean]

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3135634