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Kill the lights!
These childern learn from cigarett burns,
fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks.
All these asphyxiated, self-medicated.
Take the white pill you'll feel alright.
I lost my teddy...... can i sleep with you?
[I wanna give you a hug but,
a hug leads to a kiss,
a kiss leads to a lick,
a lick leads to a suck,
and a suck leads to a fuck.
hmm... wanna hug?]
*+*tell my heart to stop beating*+*
*+*tell my mind to stop thinking*+*
*+*throw a stone in the ocean*+*
*+*and tell it to s t o p sinking*+*
*+*tell the sun not to shine*+*
*+*tell the sky not to be so blue*+*
*+*its like telling me..not to love u*+*
[Sex is like Math
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u dont multiply]
.:~*A girl asked a boy if she was pretty?
he said no.
she asked him if he wanted
to be with her forever?
he said no.
she then asked him if he would
cry if she walked away?
he again said no.....
she had heard too much,
she needed to leave.
as she walked away
he grabbed her arm
and told her to stay.
he then told her....
you're not pretty,
i don't want to be with you forever,
i [need] to be with you forever.
i wouldn't cry if you walked away
i would [die.]*~:.
[Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel.
I have the same problem. But
he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.]
~Put this in your house if your against racisim~
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the
white man walked away...
|Age: 18||Year of birth: 1992||Month of birth: 6||Day of birth: 10|
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: Mexico
Exact place of living: My boyfriends bed!
|alternative||heavy metal||hip hop|
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||cooking|
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal