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OKAY: IF YOU WISH TO TALK TO ME, SAY SOMETHING MORE INTELLIGIBLE THAN "HEY" OR "WHAT'S UP?" IT'S >SO< FUCKING ANNOYING!! GODDAMN COME UP WITH A DECENT CONVERSATION STARTER FOR ONCE! AND >NO< I DON'T FUCKING CYBER WITH SEX-CRAZED OVER-DEVELOPED CUMSHOTS! GET A GODDAMN LIFE!
SECONDLY: If U tYpE lYk DiS DON'T FUCKING MESSAGE ME!! LEARN PROPER ENGLISH FOR FUCK'S SAKES OR GODS SO HELP ME I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU WITH A SPORK!!!
(Threts curtsy of [
~*~Jessica Filth~*~])
My EP freinds :)
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HellyWelly]
[
weallgloforever]
[
Owenbmxman]
[
Annie Pants]
I am drunk He He He!!!
love:
Cake
Tits
Big tits
The person i fancy (i will not specify who)
FHM Bar-Room Jokes
Anime
Hate:
Chavs
School
MCR
Couse work
More Chavs
Bastards (Chavs)
If you dont like it say it to my face i live at No. 10 Downing street Ha Bitches.
Two guys in a car:
BUMP!
What was that
-[
A chav]
BUMP!
What was that
-[
A Chav]
BUMP! BUMP!
What was that!
-[
Had to hit the curb to get that one]
Llegitemi non carborundum.
(Don't let the B******s grind you down.)
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Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!]
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92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile]
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(='.'=)
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Post this on your page n' help Mr Bunny on his quest to take over the world!!!!
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THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW!
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1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
3. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
4. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
5. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
8. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
10. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
11. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
12. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
13. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
14. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
15. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
16. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for
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17. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
18. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
19. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
20. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
23............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was, it makes us feel like crap
24. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
26. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
27. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
28. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you deny it HE is still letting you win!
Sex sex sex
is a la la la
where a mans occupation
goes to far far
when he sticks his cocksication
in a womans ventalation
to increase the population
of the younger generation
for a demonstration
please lie down.
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