Ahoy there, i'm Shay. Or that's what people call me, as my first name sounds like some kind of dog food. I'm Irish, born and bred, and as such spend most of my time drinking and dancing round a field with a bunch of Leprachauns.

No.

That's a complete lie, i'm just conforming to a stereotype here.

I do spend alot of my time drinking through. As well as working, sleeping, eating and alot of other things that are far too exciting for your brains to fathom. Nah, i'm boring really.

Since i'm new and still don't get this at all, any help would be much obliged, even if it's to give me a virtual kick in the ass and tell me i'm not cool enough for this place or something.

That's all i can think of now...