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[I am not blonde]
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peace,pot,tequila shot,
jesus luvs us stoned or not,
sex drugs, rock&roll,
speed,weed,birth control.
lifes a bitch than you die,
fuck the world lets get high.
we are stonerz we have class,
mess wit us well kick your ass.
so to all u preps who think your cool,
go to hell cause stonerz rule!!!!
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98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked or have had sex. Post this in your house if you like bagels
96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS ON YOUR SITE IF YOU'RE ONE
OF THE 4% WHO WILL?
92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off
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this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is retards cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
now go back and read the THIRD word from each line
16 things to do at Wal-Mart:
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9.Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say ["PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"]
14.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
["NO! NO!] It's those voices again!!!!"
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you pikachu!"
I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE,I HATE EVERYONE EQUALY
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A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism.
Roll roll roll a joint
Pass it down the line,
Take a toke
Breathe the smoke
it'll blow your fuckin' mind.
This is my blunt,
This is my bowl,
I love smoking joints,
Cuz i know how to roll.
Roses are red,
And my bud is green
I love getting high
If you know what i mean.
I was just there,
But now I am not,
Cuz i went away,
To go smoke some pot.
I wrote all this down
To prove one little point
Life's just a bitch,
When you don't got a joint!
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet smoking a joint in the dark
Then along came a spider and said "YOUR BUSTED BITCH IM A NARK"
Roll, roll, roll, your joint,
twist it at the ends.
Light it up, take a puff,
pass it to a friend.
