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~*haZie*~ (Aftershock music fest in Sacramento! 14-15th :D )

Member #53900 created: 2009-04-01 16:55:20Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/53900   

Name: Pigeon

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I Made This.. That Boy Im Kissing Is Brycie... He's My Baby I Love Him....These Are My Friends...And That's Me... We Are Real. We Are Now. And You Should Be Affraid. [THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.]

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[Rest In Peace Dustin: 10-5-1993-1-24-2009] I Miss You




[monkeys are epic  music is god love is endless and friends are forever]










[Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour. -Kissing is a habit. Fucking is a game. Guys get all the pleasure. Girls get all the pain. -10 minutes of pleasure. 9 months of pain. 3 days in the hospital. A baby without a name.The baby is a bastard.The mother is a whore.This would have never happened, if the rubber hadnt tore!! -Sex is like math.You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray to god u dont multiply. -Roses are red. Grass is green. Open ur legs and i'll fill you with cream. -Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so stick it in.
-Roses R nice violets R fine i'll be the six if u be the nine. -Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly. If u like it, dont be sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty!!
]

Yes I'm a total perv but you know you love it ;)....







IF WE HAD SEX.... (Reply in a message and Repost so others can fill it out)

1. Would you be in control?


3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you go down on me?


7. Would you give me a hickie?


8. How many rounds would we go?


9. What would you wanna do afterwards?


10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me?


11. Would you lick and bite me all over?


12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point?


13. Would you take ur time if I told you to?


14. Would u fall asleep when we were done?


15. Would u want to go fast or slow?


16. Where would u wanna "do it" at?


17. Would u be loud or quiet?


18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm?


19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you?


20. WOULD U FUCK TODAY?





















What is the world without love? Well it would be hell...does that make sense?...Ok I'm almost 17. I love Music. I write my own. I do filming (no..Not Porn Sorry For The Disappointment) I play soccer I'm on my school's varsity team.I'm not a pampered little psycho beast, so don't worry about saying something to me.. I can take it.
I'm Here for friends and all that inplies.



random fact: Born In The Year Of The Monkey
Music:
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Panic At The Disco
Seether
Finger Elevan
Metro Station
Steve Miller Band
ACDC
Bass Hunter
Aiden
Blink 182
Breaking Benjamin
Cold Play (Rest In Peace Littler Bro)
Hollywood Undead
Owl City
Imogen Heap
Escape the Fate
Flight of the Conchords
Going HomeHoobastan
kMindless Self Indulgence
New London Fire
Papa Roach
Pompeii
Say  Anything
Signal Noise
Stone Sour
Sublime
The Boold Hound Gang (Thanks D.)
The OffspringTrans-Siberian Orchestra (love you gummi worm)


(I Will Not Bow)

[A real man calls you beautiful instead of sexy or hot. He calls you back when you hang up on him. He stays awake to watch you sleep. He kisses your forehead and shows you to the world. He holds your hand infront of his friends. He is constantly reminding you of how lucky he is to have you. He turns to his friends and says this is my baby.]

"take time to realise, that i'm, i'm on your side"


Random Fact 2: I Don't Like Twilight  (It's Retarded)

"So break me down if it makes you feel right.
Hate me if it keeps you alright.
You can't break me down if it takes all your might.
Cause I'm so much more than meets the eye."

- Seether

[I Say The Damndest Things When You're On Top Of Me]

Please Old Haggared Ass Men Don't Try To Get With Me...I'm Not Into That.





[i lie im only human so deal with it and dont act like a little bitch. be realistic]

1.) How many times a day would you let me kiss u??
2.) Would you let me hold you?
3.) Would you make me have sex with u?
4.) Would you let me take you places?
5.) Would you let me love you ?
6.) Would you lie to me?
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
9.) Do u Want to have a future with me?
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
15.) Would you give me your myspace password?
16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
18.) How good do i look from 1-10?
19.) How do you feel about me?
20.) Have i ever made you smile?
21.) Do you Want to spend the night with me?
22.) Would we still be friends if we broke up form a relationship?
23.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
24.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply
25.) Would you ever brake up with me cuz i said NO!!! for anything??




Dear [*Shower Shoes*], You Are The GREATEST friend a person could dream up in Lala Land and God gave you to me in this one. Im beyond excited for the next few yrs. Hahaha Unis You sexy bitch i love you soooo much! Ok well you need to be chill live laugh love enough to make you more then happy. Cant wait to make more memories with you and to be all kinds a wild.... like the CRAZY BITCHES we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










Why do we sleep in school, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly saying , Yet we post the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs but so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Think about it, are you going to post this on your profile? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? 80 % of you wont post this.The Lord said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father




















Hey message me for my cell number :D



[Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u.]







Something new and awesome im going to cosmo school.And Rockin Hot Hot Pink And Atomic Turquoise Hair ;) Ive been gone for a while but You'll Be seeing more of me. lifes throwing some curve balls at me right now (thats why ive been gone) but being the kick ass girl you know and love im doing the best i can and being AMAZING as always. [As for relationship: right now id like there to be someone but im honestly not sure hes all hands in so hopefully we'll figure that crap out soon, cause i dont wait around for just anyone. So if you read this *FOX* you should let me know?] Want to know more message me!





Keep The Peace:



Blessings,


Heather B.



[~*haZie*~]

Age: 23Year of birth: 1992Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 11

Gender: female

What do you do?: Studying

Place of living: USA-California

Exact place of living: Pimpin' Hoes (Oh Yes. thats Right)

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglish

Favorite URL: myspace.com/heathermonkeylove13

Music
alternativeclassicalgoth
grungehip hopjazz
new agepoppunk
rapreggaerock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboardgamesbooks
card gamescatschasing the preferred sex
cookingdancingdogs
drinksfashionfilm
horseshuntingmotorcycles
partyplantspoetry
pornreligionsinging
slackingsmokingsnow scooters
sportingtheatretravelling
whiskywriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: normal

Height: 163


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