What kind of a description am I supposed to put un here? I don't really get it. I mean, all the information you need is listed elsewhere on the page, right? Age, gender, location, size and height, interests, and that... Title thing. If they needed more information, there should be checkboxes for them. Hang on while I write an angry letter about that.

...

Alright. That's that done. So. Description. Well, in a word, I'm me. The world famous me. Chris; Full-time Zombie hunter, and occasional actor. I even have a badge. And a sign. It's all professional-like.



See?

So just remember, if you're a zombie, don't talk to me. Because I will find you. And you won't like it when I do. Unless you're one of those zombies that can be captured and put to work... Then feel free to give me a call, and tell me where you are.

As some of you may have noticed, I am currently waging war with [Big Brother]. So far, the war effort has consisted of... Well, the declaration of war. But soon enough, it will escalate into a full-scale conflict that will shake the very foundations of the world. As soon as I stop being lazy and go get my world-foundation-shaker. I have one. Trust me. Which reminds me, if you're interested in joining the war effort, just let me know. You may even get a cookie.

But probably not.

So, what else, what else...

Ah, yes. Just so you know, I may or may not be a robot from the future sent back in time to stop Elfpack from taking over Spain.

But then, nobody really likes Spain anyway. So why try?

And also....



Cosplay! Yeah, I'm a nerd. I really don't like how I look here, either.

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